What Are You Eating Or Drinking Right Now?

[Jack]

I made some egg salad with scallions and celery.

Added some pepper.

 

[Frood]

Had an uneaten ham, salami, cheese, onion, and salad sandwich with olive oil and oregano on the way home.

Then a couple of sausages later on.

Fuck chicken sausages. They're imposter sausages. Dinosaurs never make for good sausage meat.

I'm never eating backyard dinosaur sausages again.

 

[Jack]

LOL "Imposter Sausages"

I'ma steal that for my next music project.

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

Bubly water, blueberry flavor, just horrible

 

[Frood]

A big plate of white powdery beef....

 

[X]

A big plate of white powdery beef....

Whazzat?

 

[Frood]

 

[X]

Is that a movie?

Edited: I googled it LOL I’m gonna watch it

 

[Frood]

Is that a movie?

Yes... a cult classic.... "Shakes the Clown".

 

[Alticus]

Tea and Pringles

 

[X]

Tea and Pringles

Bullshit

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Bullshit

You eat cow patties? Eeeeeewwwwww......

 

[Alticus]

Bullshit

Yeah, that's right X Lax. I have every reason in the world to lie about eating chips and drinking green tea. I have so much to gain by lying.

 

[X]

Yeah, that's right X Lax. I have every reason in the world to lie about eating chips and drinking green tea. I have so much to gain by lying.

It’s all part of your charade … you play the long game

 

[Alticus]

Fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Fava beans and a nice chianti

Nice to meet you, Mr. Lecter.

 

[Alticus]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Lecter.

A pleasure. I would like to have you for dinner sometime. Wadda you say? I'm a great cook!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

A pleasure. I would like to have you for dinner sometime. Wadda you say? I'm a great cook!

No thanks, you'd probably not like me anyway.



I'm a radical vegan.

 

[X]

Why are you talking to yourself?

 

[Alticus]

No thanks, you'd probably not like me anyway.



I'm a radical vegan.

Well I admire your self-discipline. I don't know what I'd do without my burgers and steaks.