What Has The Internet Taught You Over The Years?

[Alticus]

*Yes some will say that this is a shitpost but I think that shitposting is underrated so here it goes.


What the internet taught me early in my experience is how it's one giant double-edged sword. It has also opened my eyes to the real evil in this world. When I got my first computer I had no idea what I was getting into. If it wasn't for all of the help I received and making big mistakes, I would have been clueless. I didn't even know what YouTube was ffs. I certainly pissed off many mods and admins too with my lack of experience. lol

I came to learn over time that there is always a back door to find the things that you shouldn't be seeking. You?

 

[Fredricka]

I learn about anything I want, the world wars, Irish revolution, why we have flying ants, how to cook. Is that what you mean?

 

[realgrimm]

We are cloaked in anon profiles but any person behind the profile can just dissappear, realize to appreciate those that surround me as temporary and irl can be fleeting ..

 

[Fredricka]

I learnt some deluded people pretend to have spent $1700 on a rug cuz they think it'll make people jealous

 

[realgrimm]

@Seamajor ingests pineapple so his semen tastes sweeter when he eats it

 

[Seamajor]

@Seamajor ingests pineapple so his semen tastes sweeter when he eats it

How did it work out for ya?

 

[Fredricka]

95 year old dwarves can still surf, honest

 

[Alticus]

I learn about anything I want, the world wars, Irish revolution, why we have flying ants, how to cook. Is that what you mean?

Then the internet has taught you something right? How to cook etc.

 

[Fredricka]

Then the internet has taught you something right?

Yes, shit loads

 

[realgrimm]

Licking the screen doesnt achieve the desired result

 

[realgrimm]

Sometimes my penis has a mind of its own, discovering your dick manipulations can determine your whole life worth

 

[Fredricka]

Doggy hip slings are a real thing and not just in comedies

 

[The Prowler]

I learnt some deluded people pretend to have spent $1700 on a rug cuz they think it'll make people jealous

I thought it was $15,000?!!?

I have spent well over $1700 for individual rugs. My motivation has always been to make people jealous.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I thought it was $15,000?!!?

I have spent well over $1700 for individual rugs. My motivation has always been to make people jealous.

I thought it was $17k. It was a nice rug by the pics, but even so, it was worth 5-6K tops. But 70 some year old Trust Fund Boys in Sonoma County don't worry too much about how much things cost.

 

[Fredricka]

I thought it was $15,000?!!?

I have spent well over $1700 for individual rugs. My motivation has always been to make people jealous.

I dont know now, you might be right

 

[Cookie Monster]

A better understanding of how people work.

I can already cook so new recipes.

Free online courses, like Hillsdale college. completing the second one and two more planned!

Learning other stuff thats useful, how propaganda works and types, Anarchist Cookbook.

Political readings, about Uncle Ted and Uncle Yuri.

Learning from and making podcasts.

Meeting people, yea thats happened.

 

[Fredricka]

People eat kedgeree when they're not even on ww2 rations

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

The only thing I've learned about the internet is that there is not enough poarn.

 

[Frood]

People open up online behind anonymity cloaks, so you can test out angles to see what may work offline in rl.

I can negotiate like a motherfucker offline because of my online antics. Pick your mug, pay attention to what they say or how they act, and casually work those things into a desired result.

 

[Seamajor]

I thought it was $17k. It was a nice rug by the pics, but even so, it was worth 5-6K tops. But 70 some year old Trust Fund Boys in Sonoma County don't worry too much about how much things cost.

Ive never depended on my parents, dead or alive. Sorry yours got to know your deadbeat ways.

 

[Fredricka]

I learnt even cats can have bad pictures taken

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I learnt even cats can have bad pictures taken

Poor Cockeye!

 

[Fredricka]

People who say they'll drag you all over the forum generally do not post for at least another week

 

[Frood]

People who say they'll drag you all over the forum generally do not post for at least another week

Yeah, online threats are almost entirely hollow....