What is a mock nobody?

Is it really a "misinterpretation" to run with the literal meaning of what was actually poasted, or is it simply exploiting the inadequate communication skillz of someone who desperately needs to avoid admitting their own responsibility for the results?

If you paint your car monkey-snot green and people laugh your next move probably shouldn't be to insist that the car is actually a lovely shade of blue and anyone who says otherwise is deliberately misinterpreting colors.

The laughter will only get louder.
Hardly? I feel sorry for X Coal miners with black lung, who smoke a pack a day. $ well spent
 
I smoke Cuban cigars that I stole from the Castros. There is a million Cuban peso bounty on my head which is $47.25 at the current exchange rate.
 
No no my froend, she’s a genuine nobody LOL among other things :GiggleBitch:
So's her fake "e-boyfriend" Funny story about "Lukewarm piss in a dixie cup": his namesake had one confirmed kill, and actually died in a hotel room from tuberculosis when he was 36.

That's what he was actually "famous" for.
 
When Brad Pitt rolls out of bed, puts on a fake big belly, throws a US flag shirt over it and goes out for a stroll with his shoulders all hunched over, that's a mock nobody,
 
Weagons? On that note, ever see a baby pigeon?

I've seen very small pigeons that I presumed were babies but maybe they were only midgets.

Dwarfs? Little people? Whatever they prefer to be called.

I'm not trying to anger the vertically-challenged avian community.
 
Fun Fact I bought one of these a few months ago and forgot about till a couple days ago when I was looking for something else, I might plug it in today, tomorrow or the next day, or not....



 
I've seen very small pigeons that I presumed were babies but maybe they were only midgets.

Dwarfs? Little people? Whatever they prefer to be called.

I'm not trying to anger the vertically-challenged avian community.
What if all those pigeons we see are the babies?

What if their parents are HUGE, with wingspans of up to 20 feet, carrying people off in a single swoop?
 
Fun Fact I bought one of these a few months ago and forgot about till a couple days ago when I was looking for something else, I might plug it in today, tomorrow or the next day, or not....




Heres my drumset

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