What makes you happy...

[Jeannie]

shitting at work because you're getting paid and the toilet paper is free. -had a monster shit at work today. Took me 15 minutes.
Before tax that shit pocketed me $7.15

what a jew

 

[X]

A fire in the backyard, a shot of Wisers and the ensuing calm ....

Then Lasagna .!!! ..

 

[Train Wreck]

Making Shampainintheass cry. :LMAO2:

 

[X]

I haven't read anything you've posted that could coax a tear from his eye ...

 

[Train Wreck]

I haven't read anything you've posted that could coax a tear from his eye ...

Make no mistake, he's always butt hurt.

 

[Uncle Janine]

what truly makes me happy is the fact that i am extremely good at fucking.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

A fire in the backyard, a shot of Wisers and the ensuing calm ....

Then Lasagna .!!! ..

Sounds great, good green, good food, fire and a few cold ones is all we need

 

[X]

what truly makes me happy is the fact that i am extremely good at fucking.

your boyfriend was just being nice when he told you that

 

[Uncle Janine]

what truly makes me happy is the fact that i am extremely good at fucking.

your boyfriend was just being nice when he told you that

ouch , the burn! did you learn to flame at Trump university ? you want your money back.

 

[Val Gina]

karma

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Seamajor]

Grey Goose, imported Tonic, and a very fresh lime.

 

[Blazor]

Beer and Fiddle Jam on Wednesdays :ThumbsUp3:

 

[Big Sexy]

I don't care about politics, but tired of quarantine and happy its almost over.
Guess I'm most happy for the amount of toilet paper I now have stocked up and so many great tv shows on Netflix.

 

[Seamajor]

An attractive Lass that flashes me a smile as I ride my bike by.

 

[Q]

Porn :Excited3:

 

[Seamajor]

Feeding my boy Martine. He always appreciates it.

 

[Sharona]

99% of the moms I know are medicated right now.

 

[Seamajor]

99% of the moms I know are medicated right now.

They call it mothers little helper. A gaggle of kids is more than a chore.

 

[Q]

99% of the moms I know are medicated right now.

They call it mothers little helper. A gaggle of kids is more than a chore.

Kids are not that bad! They're worse... :LOL4:

Actually people say that you receive the children you deserve. And since they will have your and your partners genes (usually), they look like you and the one you love. Probably the most irritating thing is how much they show you the mirror....

 

[Jeannie]

99% of the moms I know are medicated right now.

They call it mothers little helper. A gaggle of kids is more than a chore.

and thats y u abandoned yours

 

[Seamajor]

99% of the moms I know are medicated right now.

They call it mothers little helper. A gaggle of kids is more than a chore.

and thats y u abandoned yours

It was mutual My scatterbrained friend. The kids, long gone. Did your simply run away?

 

[Sharona]

Going into stores and seeing people still wearing masks even after CDC keeps making disfunctual decisions.
People wearing masks until like 2022 makes me happy.

 

[Lily]

A full moon makes me happy. It's just glorious to bask in light of the full moon as I morph into a werewolf.

 

[Sharona]

Poppin brand new bubble wrap

 

[Big Sexy]

Pepto Pismal

actually happy to walk into a store not wear a mask.

The fact that it’s summer

 

[Lily]

The tears and snot of my adversaries.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The tears and snot of my adversaries.

 

[Admin.]

Great music

 

[Lokmar]

Mashing the gas on my factory supercharged American mullet machine at 70mph and watching it lay black marks in the rear view mirror on the highway today!