What makes you happy...

What makes you happy...

  • 1a. Money and the evils it brings...

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • 2b. Friends and all the lying and cheating they do to you....

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3c. Looking to your future...[you have none]...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4d. Family...double crossing pricks...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 5e. Sex...which you never get...am.i.rite...

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • 6f. I like being a miserable twat...voye for me...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 7g. Boobs...hell yeah I'm happy...[hmmmm]

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • 8h. Watching sport...[only if we win]...

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • 9i. Your partner...who hates you...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 10j. Your hobby...you have no life...

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • 11k. Eating...yes yes...omg...OMG....

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • 12l. I might be happy and I just don't it...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 13m. Lets all have a hug and no grabbing any private parts...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 14n. Fuck off Chew The Fat you stupid cunt ...

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Total voters
    17

Blurt

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Watching baby animals at play, petting a dog or a cat, reading a good book with a glass of red or a coffee close to hand, writing, seeing the good guys prevail even in a bad movie, midnight strolling downtown while cranking the earbuds to 11 on an emo playlist, fucking with the lights on, watching the sun rise over the ocean, getting lost in a dense forest, spooning after lovemaking, stoning out on classic Pink Panther cartoons, taking road trips to places where there are no roads, meditating in the morning, playing games (card games, board games, puzzles, crosswords, word games, video games, any kind of game, really).
 

RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

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I've come to the conclusion that happiness in this world is a wild goose chase

Many people think they're happy, but they're merely satisfied with what they have in this life.

But if you take that away, they become unhappy.

Real happiness is something a lot more complicated to find.
 

Seamajor

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I've come to the conclusion that happiness in this world is a wild goose chase

Many people think they're happy, but they're merely satisfied with what they have in this life.

But if you take that away, they become unhappy.

Real happiness is something a lot more complicated to find.

I couldn’t disagree more. Be happy.
 

RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

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The greatest thing about this life is that one day, it's going to be over. For everyone.

And we'll finally get to know the truth or slip forever into nothingness.

Either way, I'm cool with it.
 
OP
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chew the fat

chew the fat

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What makes me happy is being able to log in after a couple of years, as the log in security was too tough for forgotten passwords ...✔

I want security, yeah ...

That's all I want from you, now ...

I want security, yeah ...

And a little love that will be true, wow ... :sarcasm:
 

DDT

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Happiness is something that I'm not able to enjoy, since my brain is wired to not stop when things aren't right. For instance, I have a bald patch on my lawn, and it bothers me. I will do what is necessary to correct it, but it makes me unhappy until it is fixed.

The only happy time I have ever experienced was with my ex wife, when we were briefly married... Most of the time it was nice having her around, but more importantly I felt comfortable being myself around her. I would've done almost anything for her.

Women are women though, and she decided she didn't like me anymore and left. No biggie! I focus on myself now, and my home! I keep busy...



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Gutterballs

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absolute silence in the homestead. no no(i)sy neighbors, no phone ranging, no pussy disturbances... etc...

if only this that would last more than it usually does... puts me in a very happy place.
 

Lily of Denial

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I've come to the conclusion that happiness in this world is a wild goose chase

Many people think they're happy, but they're merely satisfied with what they have in this life.

But if you take that away, they become unhappy.

Real happiness is something a lot more complicated to find.

I think people need to have a realization that happiness is more about being content with they life they make for themselves. Now, if they haven't made the life they wanted, then they either make it happen or resign themselves and at least accept the choices they've made.

We're not supposed to be deliriously happy, much less euphoric. Those are for special events in our lives, marriage, graduations, children's births...etc.

Life is too hard to be expecting fairytale happiness.
 

TheHaze

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Yesterday is gone and won't be back !
 

Big Sexy

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Thunderstorms on a summer afternoon

Days off when everyone else is working

Tax returns because I have kids. Only thing they’re good for.

I’m happy for meat packing plants so I don’t have to do it myself.
 

Lily of Denial

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When I make my son crack up, he has the goofiest but cutest of "giggles"

My grandson's profound comments that clearly come from deep thinking on his part

my cats and my dog

my partner's groanworthy puns

when my daughter and I respond the exact same way to something (usually funny)

a swift moving river

mountains - I can't image living without them in close proximity