What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

[Matt Smith]

Just finished work. Eating my burrito and then going to bed.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

High pollen count today, my poor eyes...

 

[rigor79]

this works too for your eyes..

don't you take meds for it?

High pollen count today, my poor eyes...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

this works too for your eyes..

don't you take meds for it?

High pollen count today, my poor eyes...

I’ve had stuff from the doctor, but so far the optrex itchy eyes had been the best, it’s partly my faul cos I keep rubbing them...

 

[rigor79]

don't rub them, if you wear glasses to read or so or go out, wear sunshades or your glasses ...
or rinse with water or a wet washclot ..

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this often works for me ..

Wash your face. Washing your face is one of the first things you should do to combat itchy, swollen eyes, says Ogbogu. It can help wash away the allergens sticking to your skin and eyelashes.

Rinse out the eyes. "Rinse out the eyes if you can with a little bit of water, and that's usually helpful," Ogbogu says. That will loosen the allergens from the inside of your eyes and help to flush them out.

Apply a cold compress. "Cold compresses around the eyes can be helpful with itching and swelling," says Ogbogu. Soak a towel or washcloth in cold water or refrigerate a damp cloth or eye pillow. Then lie down with the compress across your eyes to let the coolness reduce swollen eyelids.


or you could wear one of these .. ? :Perfecto:

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

 

[rigor79]

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

 

[Succubus]

That is too cute! Lol.

 

[Seamajor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

its never been a secret Shag.

 

[rigor79]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

 

[Blazor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

Roflmao! I could probably fit 6 of me in those????

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?

He's gonna come across the wrong one one of these days and she's gonna take a cast iron skillet to his head!!! Ha ha ha!

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

I love most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats. I'm trying to power feed mine to make them most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!. One looks like garfield. The other is a blue/gray. They're both exotic shorthairs. I really wish I could post pics. I would love to share! I just bought my "Mac N Cheese" so I can breed him with my "Tobi" (spelled with a "i" because she is a she, lol). They have the flattest faces! So adorable!

 

[Blazor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

Man, you almost described me lol, except the dick part, and pretty pics, but I might have pretty pics in some folks eyes I suppose hahaha. Im not much bigger than you lol, Im slim though. 5'9" and 163lbs.

If you want help with pics I can try and help ya. I can take some screenshots or something on my lunch break in a couple hours lol.

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

Man, you almost described me lol, except the dick part, and pretty pics, but I might have pretty pics in some folks eyes I suppose hahaha. Im not much bigger than you lol, Im slim though. 5'9" and 163lbs.

If you want help with pics I can try and help ya. I can take some screenshots or something on my lunch break in a couple hours lol.

That would be great! Thank you for the help! :) I think there was some contest here a while back or something. Shampain asked me to post a pic of myself with his name written on a piece of paper next to me, lol.....i tried but couldn't figure out how to post the damn thing.

 

[Blazor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?

He's gonna come across the wrong one one of these days and she's gonna take a cast iron skillet to his head!!! Ha ha ha!

Lol, I have 2 cast iron skillets, they aint something to be taken lightly in the wrong hands lol. Man they make everything fried taste good, I know that! I keep trying to tell folks to ditch those coated pans and get cast iron, much better flavor.

Oliver is usually a good guy, he just likes trolling noobs lol. After you two have fun at each other you'll see him come around lol.

 

[rigor79]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

I love most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats. I'm trying to power feed mine to make them most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!. One looks like garfield. The other is a blue/gray. They're both exotic shorthairs. I really wish I could post pics. I would love to share! I just bought my "Mac N Cheese" so I can breed him with my "Tobi" (spelled with a "i" because she is a she, lol). They have the flattest faces! So adorable!

cool, most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats are cool and lazy ... not always healthy but ok ... they got cool snouts exotics .. i had few cats and three i miss a lot, last one was a siamese cat ever since i love siamese .. since when does "mac n cheese" breed with exotic cats? lol ..

if you got time send a photo of the cats ..

 

[Blazor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

I love most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats. I'm trying to power feed mine to make them most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!. One looks like garfield. The other is a blue/gray. They're both exotic shorthairs. I really wish I could post pics. I would love to share! I just bought my "Mac N Cheese" so I can breed him with my "Tobi" (spelled with a "i" because she is a she, lol). They have the flattest faces! So adorable!

Hahaha, I have a Russian blue/gray too! Im a cat man lol.

And now I have that David Chappelle skit in my head, where he is being whipped, and the master is saying "I said, your name is Tobi!" lolol.

 

[Blazor]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

Man, you almost described me lol, except the dick part, and pretty pics, but I might have pretty pics in some folks eyes I suppose hahaha. Im not much bigger than you lol, Im slim though. 5'9" and 163lbs.

If you want help with pics I can try and help ya. I can take some screenshots or something on my lunch break in a couple hours lol.

That would be great! Thank you for the help! :) I think there was some contest here a while back or something. Shampain asked me to post a pic of myself with his name written on a piece of paper next to me, lol.....i tried but couldn't figure out how to post the damn thing.

Lol I remember that!

Ok, I help you shortly lol. I gotta get some work done before lunch lol.

 

[rigor79]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

Man, you almost described me lol, except the dick part, and pretty pics, but I might have pretty pics in some folks eyes I suppose hahaha. Im not much bigger than you lol, Im slim though. 5'9" and 163lbs.

If you want help with pics I can try and help ya. I can take some screenshots or something on my lunch break in a couple hours lol.

That would be great! Thank you for the help! :) I think there was some contest here a while back or something. Shampain asked me to post a pic of myself with his name written on a piece of paper next to me, lol.....i tried but couldn't figure out how to post the damn thing.

you have to put it in an envelope .. that photo and get it stamped and send it to the address of the owner of this server .. that's how we upload nowadays.. :p

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

I forgot you were lol, aint Alabama is it, or Florida?

He's gonna come across the wrong one one of these days and she's gonna take a cast iron skillet to his head!!! Ha ha ha!

Lol, I have 2 cast iron skillets, they aint something to be taken lightly in the wrong hands lol. Man they make everything fried taste good, I know that! I keep trying to tell folks to ditch those coated pans and get cast iron, much better flavor.

Oliver is usually a good guy, he just likes trolling noobs lol. After you two have fun at each other you'll see him come around lol.

Oh, I know. I'm just shootin' shit with him. Having fun...well...at least I am, anyway....hehehehe

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

Man, you almost described me lol, except the dick part, and pretty pics, but I might have pretty pics in some folks eyes I suppose hahaha. Im not much bigger than you lol, Im slim though. 5'9" and 163lbs.

If you want help with pics I can try and help ya. I can take some screenshots or something on my lunch break in a couple hours lol.

That would be great! Thank you for the help! :) I think there was some contest here a while back or something. Shampain asked me to post a pic of myself with his name written on a piece of paper next to me, lol.....i tried but couldn't figure out how to post the damn thing.

you have to put it in an envelope .. that photo and get it stamped and send it to the address of the owner of this server .. that's how we upload nowadays.. :p

Roflol! It seems like it! Ha ha!

 

[Blazor]

Ok @CaseyK , I made an image attachment thread lol. Let me know if you still need help lol.

 

[X]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

I love most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats. I'm trying to power feed mine to make them most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!. One looks like garfield. The other is a blue/gray. They're both exotic shorthairs. I really wish I could post pics. I would love to share! I just bought my "Mac N Cheese" so I can breed him with my "Tobi" (spelled with a "i" because she is a she, lol). They have the flattest faces! So adorable!

That's my Jubjube .. he's 27 pounds and has a Racoon little sister .

 

[Succubus]

Thinking of all the naughty little things I want to do to @SHAMPAIN

You're probably a guy lol

100% more balls than you.....thats 4 sure.....but no, I was born with a vagina and it shall stay that way. ;)

Whatever you say sir.

If it makes you more comfortable knowing that you're talking to a woman that has bigger balls than you and calling her a sir so that it doesn't ruin your alter ego......then so be it. I will be "your" sir....and you can be "my" little forum bitch.

Yes you have much anger so you could be a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! tub of shit female I suppose.

I could.....I could be anything....but I'm not a man...and no, I'm not angry. I'm pretty much tell it like it is. ;) BTW, how ARE those balls coming along? Getting bigger by the day?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't matter....mine are always gonna be bigger... ;)

So you're a tranny?

The mods would take all my toys away from me in the other forum. I like it here. You're my new toy....and boy oh boy....am I gonna play with you. Hehehehe.....

You most certainly are not gonna play with me

Dont mess with a Southern gal Ollie lol, you'll be in for a ride lol.

I live in the south I deal with these big gals all the time.

"Big" gals? Exactly how big do you think I am? Define "big". Big can be anything.....I could be bigger than you but then again you could be a midget (no offense). Are you referring to bmi? Not sure what you're getting at. Here, let me help you out. I'm taller than average (5'7") and I weigh 156lbs. I think my bmi is right on point for my height but I'm no doctor. I'm not some lazy most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! ass that sits behind her computer all day munching on cheetos and drinking softdrinks (no offense to anyone that does). My profile picture is of me and I have a shit ton more to go with it! If I knew how to upload pics here, I would (believe me, I've tried). I could send you a link to the forum I am a member of and you can view all the pretty little pics you want.....and yes, I'm that confident. Does my shit stink? Sure does....just as bad as anyone else's. Am I afraid to get dirty? Fuck no. I used to help my dad build motors in older model cars and trucks. Grease monkey. I play in the mud. I like gardening. I enjoy a country lifestyle. I would eat a 1lb. porterhouse steak no problem. I love red meat but I also love my taters. I'm not a lesbian, transgender, gay, lgbtq or wtfe. If it's not swinging and hanging "naturally", I don't want it. Yes, I love dick but not to the extent that I'm some slut. I also take care of my body. I'm very hygienic. I take pride in my appearance so before you start making assumptions about someone's size, make sure you get the full details. Now, if you're referring to "big" as in my ball size compared to yours, how many times do I have to take your ass to school on that? I'm not a man. I have a BIG heart. My will power is uncontested. I love how you drive this stake......it kinda turns me on. Keep playing, shall we?

maybe he meant "big gals as mature females?"

@Oliver Shagnasty
https://cdn.lowgif.com/full/f9463b93555d7ffc-most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!-cat-meme-gifs-tenor.gif

I love most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! cats. I'm trying to power feed mine to make them most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!. One looks like garfield. The other is a blue/gray. They're both exotic shorthairs. I really wish I could post pics. I would love to share! I just bought my "Mac N Cheese" so I can breed him with my "Tobi" (spelled with a "i" because she is a she, lol). They have the flattest faces! So adorable!

That's my Jubjube .. he's 27 pounds and has a Racoon little sister .

Omg!!! I love it! Soooooo most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!! :)

 

[X]

So you want a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pussy ??

 

[X]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Looks like a can of Spam was dropped from a height and 'sploded

 

[Succubus]

So you want a most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! pussy ??

Who doesn't???? Ha ha ha ha!