What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

[Iggy McLulz]

I can happily say I'm working. :Stoned:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Done all I needed to today, looking for something on Netflix and stoned.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Done all I needed to today, looking for something on Netflix and stoned.

Disenchantment is a pretty good show.

 

[offwidthe]

I printed off some vinyl today, now I am getting stoned and having a drink before seeing a friend I haven't seen in 20 years.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sitting listening to the birds singing when a car alarm started going off, just thinking what cunts people are them realised it was mine, lol.

 

[Grimmy]

One more coffee, then i got shit to do.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

My daughter called and wanted me to pick her up, I told her to get a cab and I’ll pay for it, my laziness even amazes me sometimes.

 

[offwidthe]

I've made it through not only normal TSA but also the special attention checks with shit I shouldn't. Not on purpose either. One time it was a full size bottle of lube and this time it was spikes I hold my hair up with. Other times I wasn't able to get a baggy of trail mix through.

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I've made it through not only normal TSA but also the special attention checks with shit I shouldn't. Not on purpose either. One time it was a full size bottle of lube and this time it was spikes I hold my hair up with. Other times I wasn't able to get a baggy of trail mix through.

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Drugs are bad mister and you aintin' to be doing em!

 

[offwidthe]

yes mother!

 

[offwidthe]

Regretting smoking cannabis thanks to @Oliver Shagnasty

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Regretting many of my life choices over the last 12 years.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Also starving because my husband's asshole dog ate my dinner.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Regretting many of my life choices over the last 12 years.

12 years ago is about when I started drinking everything went downhill from there.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I have no regrets about giving up drinking.

 

[CorsetKat]

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Does he get past dogs with those on his person?

 

[realgrimm]

all of us are really baked and we're watching our friends dog manhandle and rape a girly friend of ours...lulz, he's to strong...hahaha

 

[offwidthe]

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Does he get past dogs with those on his person?

I have only ever seen one dog while in an airport and on that trip I had a cannabis leaf fall out of a borrowed book while on the flight.

 

[offwidthe]

hahaha starting the day off with a hair of the dog and a couple puffs. I think I broke my ankle and bruised my tailbone. Woohoo.

 

[Grimmy]

hahaha starting the day off with a hair of the dog and a couple puffs. I think I broke my ankle and bruised my tailbone. Woohoo.

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.

 

[Grimmy]

The Coccyx. Took 3-4months to join back on properly.

 

[CorsetKat]

Fuck that shit.

Off, be careful flying in and out of Colorado. Dogs every time.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Grimmy, post: 18609,

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.[/QUOTE]

You get fucked by a Bull or something like that?

 

[Grimmy]

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.

You get fucked by a Bull or something like that?

I went out one night with $5 woke up face down on the floor in a friends attic apparently i fell out of the attic landed on an oak staircase, climbed back up to the attic fell asleep face first on the floor.

woke up tried to stand up no good banged a load of opiates and called an ambulance.

 

[CorsetKat]

I know a chick who fell out of a window onto a metal spikey fence.

She woke up next morning, saw where she was, and thought she was wet due to sprinklers.

Nope, spike through the thigh.

She don't drink no more.

 

[RAVEN]

Heading out the door to pay my property taxes <sigh>

 

[X]

Standing outside someone's door about to rob a biotch (: (: (:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sitting here laughing at this.

 

[offwidthe]

The tailbone sucks. this is the third or fourth time. I used to climb professionally and took a lot of big bone breaking falls. the tailbone, vertebrae and ribs are the worst imp

 

[Jeannie]

looking for a 9-11 meme thread i saw on 9-11 but was too busy to log in and cant find it now
anyone know where its at?