What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

Trying to wash my mouth out with beer after mistakenly biting into a slice of pizza which had barbecue sauce under the toppings.

Fucking teenagers.... no taste at all.

At least there wasn't pineapple in it as well.....
 
I just trimmed my fingernails and toenails. Unsightly growth is a big turn off. I also ran an epilator over the back of my hands and tops of my feet.