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I'm looking for a more festive Christmas avatar but none of them click because they're either too soft, too perverted, too over the top, etc.
 

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I'm looking for a more festive Christmas avatar but none of them click because they're either too soft, too perverted, too over the top, etc.
Shut up you fucking dick smokin' retard ...
 

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Hey everyone I'm looking for a festive avatar because everyone gives a flying fuck blah blah blah shut your foul mouth for an hour
 

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I normally put seed out for the crows but it’s pissing down, they was all cawwwing so my dog came to let me know we need to get the seed, there’s me in the garden while he’s in the doorway keeping dry. Humans are the dominant species my skinny white arse. I get bullied by the animal kingdom on a daily basis, I’m their fucking slave.
 

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I normally put seed out for the crows but it’s pissing down, they was all cawwwing so my dog came to let me know we need to get the seed, there’s me in the garden while he’s in the doorway keeping dry. Humans are the dominant species my skinny white arse. I get bullied by the animal kingdom on a daily basis, I’m their fucking slave.

Imagine how stupid we'd look to them once out of our element? We'd be this seal on the ice laughing, and then, THIS.
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Christmas morning I’ve got a house full, everyone’s still sleeping except me, why do I always wake up first, another 15 minutes and I’m opening all the bedroom doors and sending the dog in to say good morning , see how they like to get slobbered on , merry Christmas lol.
 

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The damn cleaning fairy still hasnt showed up here, guess this house aint gonna clean itself lol. It really aint bad, but Im bored, and some things could use organizing a lil.

Anybody know what to do with 100 dvd porn collection I inherited from my dad lol? His wife didnt want them in the house anymore. Are some interesting ones, like Brown Bagging, where the chicks have bags on their heads lol. Some midget porn, some black and white classic shit, and some others lol.

brown bagging loool
i lol at the names like saving ryans privates XD

Lol the names can be hilarious. I've got one that is a spoof of Pirates of the Caribbean haha.

butt pirates of the carribean? lol i wonder if thats what they did on the high seas
btw im sorry your jeep is sick :( mine has probs too but i def need 2 get through winter b4 i think of burying it :/

Whats wrong with yours? Mine is a throw out bearing, they replacing it Friday. Out of warranty but they gonna do it for half.

Nah, its this one lol....

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so thats who buys all the pirate costumes i kept seeing lol

good 2 hear mr jeep must be feeling better now :)

i have no major probs but the little things r a diff story - lucky me my dad insists on being the mechanic since it was my 21st b-day present and first car :)

atm my engine light is amber but i will be ignoring that until it
turns red since prob a faulty sensor like it was 3yrs ago
in september my starter went so it was 3 days of popping the clutch down the driveway and parking on hills cause i had errands 2 run :facepalm:
in april when it rained every damn day my wiper motor and thermostat both went on the same day ffs

i still luv it cause when SUVs r stuck in snow drifts or stall in 2ft of water from storm surges on our local beach rd my only prob is steering around them - jeep girl 4 life! :)

Throwout bearing got replaced today, its better. Still got other issues to deal with of course.

Aww, that makes it even more special, first car (but dont ever call a Jeep a car, or God kills a kitten). I miss my first car, looked good, but was a piece of shit lol.

So for the engine light, that means its thrown a code. Heres a trick, stick the key in, and turn it to the dummy lights back and forth 3 times and stop on the last time, and it will display the codes for you in the odometer. Looks the codes up and they will tell you whats wrong :ThumbsUp2:

Damn that sucks on all that, starter so easy to replace though, I did mine in the Kroger parking lot lol. A lot of stuff on that thing is so easy to replace.

I feel the exact same way on the snow and water lol. In the winter I carry a chain and pull those folks out of ditches lol. Jeep fo' life fo' sho' lol. And what other vehicle can you take not only the top off, but the doors too and fold the windshield down.

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it was the oxygen sensor but i just copied this 2 my phone if it happens again lol

at first i thought a jeep was a 'dude machine' and would make me look butch but it seems 2 have the opposite effect so my next will have a light bar, winch and rear window gun rack :p

it only snowed once so far but it was a tristate scandal with zero prepping, no salt or plows and i had some fun gloating on the local roads cause the highways were like parking lots. our dipshit mayor even fired ppl 2 save face lol
 

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The damn cleaning fairy still hasnt showed up here, guess this house aint gonna clean itself lol. It really aint bad, but Im bored, and some things could use organizing a lil.

Anybody know what to do with 100 dvd porn collection I inherited from my dad lol? His wife didnt want them in the house anymore. Are some interesting ones, like Brown Bagging, where the chicks have bags on their heads lol. Some midget porn, some black and white classic shit, and some others lol.

brown bagging loool
i lol at the names like saving ryans privates XD

Lol the names can be hilarious. I've got one that is a spoof of Pirates of the Caribbean haha.

butt pirates of the carribean? lol i wonder if thats what they did on the high seas
btw im sorry your jeep is sick :( mine has probs too but i def need 2 get through winter b4 i think of burying it :/

Whats wrong with yours? Mine is a throw out bearing, they replacing it Friday. Out of warranty but they gonna do it for half.

Nah, its this one lol....

bd-pirates2xxx.jpg

so thats who buys all the pirate costumes i kept seeing lol

good 2 hear mr jeep must be feeling better now :)

i have no major probs but the little things r a diff story - lucky me my dad insists on being the mechanic since it was my 21st b-day present and first car :)

atm my engine light is amber but i will be ignoring that until it
turns red since prob a faulty sensor like it was 3yrs ago
in september my starter went so it was 3 days of popping the clutch down the driveway and parking on hills cause i had errands 2 run :facepalm:
in april when it rained every damn day my wiper motor and thermostat both went on the same day ffs

i still luv it cause when SUVs r stuck in snow drifts or stall in 2ft of water from storm surges on our local beach rd my only prob is steering around them - jeep girl 4 life! :)

Throwout bearing got replaced today, its better. Still got other issues to deal with of course.

Aww, that makes it even more special, first car (but dont ever call a Jeep a car, or God kills a kitten). I miss my first car, looked good, but was a piece of shit lol.

So for the engine light, that means its thrown a code. Heres a trick, stick the key in, and turn it to the dummy lights back and forth 3 times and stop on the last time, and it will display the codes for you in the odometer. Looks the codes up and they will tell you whats wrong :ThumbsUp2:

Damn that sucks on all that, starter so easy to replace though, I did mine in the Kroger parking lot lol. A lot of stuff on that thing is so easy to replace.

I feel the exact same way on the snow and water lol. In the winter I carry a chain and pull those folks out of ditches lol. Jeep fo' life fo' sho' lol. And what other vehicle can you take not only the top off, but the doors too and fold the windshield down.

18854930.gif

it was the oxygen sensor but i just copied this 2 my phone if it happens again lol

at first i thought a jeep was a 'dude machine' and would make me look butch but it seems 2 have the opposite effect so my next will have a light bar, winch and rear window gun rack :p

it only snowed once so far but it was a tristate scandal with zero prepping, no salt or plows and i had some fun gloating on the local roads cause the highways were like parking lots. our dipshit mayor even fired ppl 2 save face lol

Thats awesome you got it figured out! Glad the key trick worked for you lol. I hope you got an NGK brand, if not it may not last. According to the Jeep forum I get on, thats the one you want.

Rear window gun rack, you must have a hard top lol. There is also a rack that goes from roll bar to roll bar I believe. I've been trying to figure out how to mount in my Jeep too lol.

Nah, actually ladies driving Jeeps are sexy haha. So long as its not soccer moms! Hell I was about to pass a Jeep the other day, saw a Lord of the Rings quote on the spare tire... which I love, then saw the driver was super cute. Made me wanna pull her over and get her number lolol. Jeep, LotRs, and a cute girl, I was like wow lol.

Light bars are overrated lol. Winch could come in handy. You should do the LED dash light mod!!! Costs around $30 and less than 2 hours to install them all in the dash, climate control, dome, and feet. I did mine in a blue, but they act like a black light lol.

Awesome on the snow, I hate it when the plows do their job hahaha.
 

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Thats awesome you got it figured out! Glad the key trick worked for you lol. I hope you got an NGK brand, if not it may not last. According to the Jeep forum I get on, thats the one you want.
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I think my sense of smell must be naused, people say I should wear the perfume I got cos it smells lovely, to me it smells like something you pour down to clean the drains.
 

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ah yeah.. I'm here, but I'm photoshopping on Reddit also... I just finished a request from a mother who's daughter OD'd on Heroine 3 weeks ago and died... Just found it very sad.. she was so young :'(
 

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If it’s a husband dies the woman is a widow, if kids parents die they are orphans, there ain’t no word for a mother who’s lost a child, that’s a shame, like it’s not acknowledged.
 

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If it’s a husband dies the woman is a widow, if kids parents die they are orphans, there ain’t no word for a mother who’s lost a child, that’s a shame, like it’s not acknowledged.
There are no words to describe it but I see your point, now push your hair aside and cover it ..

I'm making a big ole' Pohk roast with Sauerkraut and seasoned Egg noodles ..
 
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