When some Bastards can go to the Pub, but you cant

[Blazor]

Hahahahahhahaha, this is so funny lol.

 

[Joe]

...Academiy Award Winning Performance

That was thoroughly entertaining, Blazor

She oughta consider actin' as a career, eh?

 

[Lokmar]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

My granny used to give me warm Guinness before bed, she said the heat killed the alcohol but it didn’t lol, I was a drunk toddler...

 

[Breakfall]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

My granny used to give me warm Guinness before bed, she said the heat killed the alcohol but it didn’t lol, I was a drunk toddler...

My Irish grandfather used to give me glasses of Guinness at around 8 years old and we would play darts for hours. Lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

My granny used to give me warm Guinness before bed, she said the heat killed the alcohol but it didn’t lol, I was a drunk toddler...

My Irish grandfather used to give me glasses of Guinness at around 8 years old and we would play darts for hours. Lol

They certainly didn’t think much of giving kids booze, I must have been about 8 When i was pissed on scrumpy, they thought it was hilarious, lol now days we would be dragged off to a foster home lol...

 

[Breakfall]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

My granny used to give me warm Guinness before bed, she said the heat killed the alcohol but it didn’t lol, I was a drunk toddler...

My Irish grandfather used to give me glasses of Guinness at around 8 years old and we would play darts for hours. Lol

They certainly didn’t think much of giving kids booze, I must have been about 8 When i was pissed on scrumpy, they thought it was hilarious, lol now days we would be dragged off to a foster home lol...

Yeah, there were less leftards then. Alcohol was often used to get the kids to go off to sleep!

 

[Frood]

My dad used to occasionally get drunk after work and pour me a half and half wine/water in the back garden...my mum always came out and beat him for it on the head....he was like "moderation is the key...look at France!"... lulz...

I learned to gulp quickly... "Sorry, mum... I dranks it's..."

 

[Oerdin]

Damned Irish. They roll outta the vagina lookin for a beer!

My granny used to give me warm Guinness before bed, she said the heat killed the alcohol but it didn’t lol, I was a drunk toddler...

My Irish grandfather used to give me glasses of Guinness at around 8 years old and we would play darts for hours. Lol

They certainly didn’t think much of giving kids booze, I must have been about 8 When i was pissed on scrumpy, they thought it was hilarious, lol now days we would be dragged off to a foster home lol...

I actually made scrumpy once. Apparently, way back in the old days before people how fermentation worked people wod throw ground beef into the scrumptious vat believing it would improve flavor and help kick start fermentation. There was also a story about a farm cat falling into an open vat of scrumpy and everyone remarking about what a good batch of scrumpy it was only for people to find the cat's skeleton at the bottom of the vat.

So anyways, I made a vat of west country style scrumpy with ground beef chucked in it. The damn thing blew the carboy airlock seal clean off during fermentation and ended up spraying purrayed apple bits and ground beef all over the dining room ceiling in my parents house. I saved the rest and let fermentation continue. After the prescribed time after fermentation and bottling then tasted it and it was gamey as fuck so I ended up storing the finished bottles in a closet where I forgot them for two years. Two years later I tried again and even though it smelled a bit off the taste had vastly improved during aging.

That was a fun experiment if a bit messy.

 

[Oerdin]

I actually had a meetup in NYC where British people from that forum came and I gave them a few bottles of the ground beef scrumpy. They drank one and threw the other away because they were afraid to take an unlabeled bottle through UK customs.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

My dad used to make his own cider, he would send us “scrumping “ stealing apples, scrumping to make scrumpy...