Anacrostic Bastards!

[Blurt]

I'll go first.

Rarely have we seen
A lady so lusciously
Voluptuous and so
Expertly adept at chopping
Nimrods and boneheads.

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All aboard for the
Ridiculous train heading
Yonder hillocks to
A fabled land where
Nazis are but "peaceful dissenters"!

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Carefully considered, this lass is an artist
Whose talent we can only ever hope to match.

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Grounded in apolitical mischief
And a dislike for duopolies,
Resembling a wise old pundit
Returning from Capitol Hilltops,
Is it any wonder this sage
Trusts no one who would
Yell to any and all:
4 score and
7 years ago...

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Blithe and as
Lively as can be,
Unrepentant and winsome,
Rejoices he in the simple fact that
Trannies trigger so many.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Oh look it’s the fucking poet laureate .

 

[DDT]

Blurt seems perky today. Must've had a hormone injection done recently...

 

[Blurt]

Blurt seems perky today. Must've had a hormone injection done recently...

Determined to dodge sanity,
Defending racism and bigotry,
The man went out today and shot an American Negro.

 

[Breakfall]

The party was surreal…I had just left Africa.
It was in far North Western Australia.

Her fanny was huge and I wanted to dive completely in it.
I licked it silly until my cock was a raging hard-on!

We fucked all night until we stank of wicked sex.

We woke up drearily and she wanted me to go down on her again…
I went for the growl but smelt my ejaculate.

I laughed hard and told her that I needed to have a surf and that I’ll see her later.

I grabbed my shit and ducked out….it was a hell of a New Year’s out in a strange world.

Aboriginal —born of blackness,
An old man hobbling ,
Leans on his gnarled walking stick wobbling.
Toothless grin he looks down and gives his bitter brew a stir…
His world begins to spin,
And he gulps down another year.

 

[Breakfall]

I have heaps of content @Blurt …I’m a lyricist and a poet.
I’m an artist…to put it realistically bluntly.
It’s whether you‘d believe it or not.
Either way…legalise marijuana!
Yeah munnn.
Ohhh.
Oui.
Oi.
FarQ2

 

[Blurt]

Who's Tihiwwiiiaaltha?

 

[Blurt]

And who's Iiieyooof?

 

[Breakfall]

Ootikopf! Löl

 

[Breakfall]

The pit on her nip I bit her tit she lit I bit her clit. She smit my lip I bopped her hip and plunged my tip she yelped shit your cock is huge… I smiled and she fell in love with me. Weweretogether 3.5 years and we parted when I emigrated…

 

[Breakfall]

Im a master at this…it’s whether I give a fuck.
I duck and dive I thrive at five I make this place cum alive….

 

[Breakfall]

English is a fucking piece of cake to me…that’s why I’m multilingual.
And cunnilingual…and analingual and speak Zulu like a boss!
Yebo!

 

[Blurt]

Yes, yes, that's all jolly good.

You just don't know what an acrostic is, by the looks of it.

 

[Breakfall]

Yes, yes, that's all jolly good.

You just don't know what an acrostic is, by the looks of it.

It holds up a building level. A supporting wall etc. Duh!