I'll go first.
Rarely have we seen
A lady so lusciously
Voluptuous and so
Expertly adept at chopping
Nimrods and boneheads.
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All aboard for the
Ridiculous train heading
Yonder hillocks to
A fabled land where
Nazis are but "peaceful dissenters"!
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Carefully considered, this lass is an artist
Whose talent we can only ever hope to match.
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Grounded in apolitical mischief
And a dislike for duopolies,
Resembling a wise old pundit
Returning from Capitol Hilltops,
Is it any wonder this sage
Trusts no one who would
Yell to any and all:
4 score and
7 years ago...
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Blithe and as
Lively as can be,
Unrepentant and winsome,
Rejoices he in the simple fact that
Trannies trigger so many.
Rarely have we seen
A lady so lusciously
Voluptuous and so
Expertly adept at chopping
Nimrods and boneheads.
-----
All aboard for the
Ridiculous train heading
Yonder hillocks to
A fabled land where
Nazis are but "peaceful dissenters"!
-----
Carefully considered, this lass is an artist
Whose talent we can only ever hope to match.
-----
Grounded in apolitical mischief
And a dislike for duopolies,
Resembling a wise old pundit
Returning from Capitol Hilltops,
Is it any wonder this sage
Trusts no one who would
Yell to any and all:
4 score and
7 years ago...
-----
Blithe and as
Lively as can be,
Unrepentant and winsome,
Rejoices he in the simple fact that
Trannies trigger so many.