Who can get in the FIRST word!?

[Ray_Pissed]

Me. I win!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nein, untermensch.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Too late, I won!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nyet, tovarich

 

[Ray_Pissed]

I always knew I was a winner!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Tardo

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Mum said I was a winner.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

She also said you're special, but specify that you're a tardo.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

They said I would be great at school and here I am!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nowhere

 

[Ray_Pissed]

That one kid said that one time that I was cool and here I am!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Liar

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Na true!!! And and and... Yesterday I paid for something with my card and the machine said Accepted. See, even the machine knew!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Machines can't think

 

[Ray_Pissed]

They are taking over the world thank you very much!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Great now you have annoyed AI. Your house alarm is going to go on and off all night.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Good

 

[Ray_Pissed]

And good luck getting your microwave door open ever again!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Now I'm butthurt

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Its ok, we will get you another microwave.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

But I loved my old one

 

[Ray_Pissed]

You never cleaned it!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The gunk provided extra flavor

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Fine we will get it fixed then. But you are paying for it!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ok