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Oh, that's too bad. I once spent a night in the drunk tank and that felt like an eternity. Hopefully he'll be back soon. Thanks Blazor.
Who in the fuck is Alticus?
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We first need to find out who the giant bag of dog shit is.
I do have a clue. Alticus has high blood pressure. How do I know? Have you seen the fatty? Even a moose heart can't pull all his weight. Mother fucker looks like he's training to try to become to first ever openly gay Yokozuna.
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You should consider a weight loss plan.
You have more chins than that idiot King Martini. Eat more pizza nerd.
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The truth is I neither know nor care who Alticus was/is.
We have an Alticus now and that's enough for me.
Right.
After how many posts? Oh. It shows you care. I just think you were trying to find out if Alticus has a cat you can uppercut.
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You can't blame me for stringing you along.
After... How many idiots is it now?
I've lost count of the people who've gone down the "who is Alticus?" rabbit hole.
You haven't even been the most entertaining.
Of course I yanked your chain a bit.
I was only trying to spice up a same 'ol same 'ol bullshit thread.
Look at the bright side though...
...now we can both fuck with the next dumbass to fall down that hole and I don't doubt at all there will be a next one.
Hell, maybe Aylana or Reaper will decide to have another go at it.
They're fun like that.
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Moron.
What fucking "rabbit hole" are you talking about nitwit? I don't read the majority of the threads out here because there's not enough Mylanta in the world to stomach the crap and stupidity intertwined throughout the posts.
I guess I haven't been that "entertaining" because I could really give a fuck. I didn't know you were sitting out here behind some plastic green bushes waiting to jump out at unsuspecting posters yelling "boo!" after they inquire about a forum handle.
Fucking idiot.
You're a fucking bore. Try "sprinkling" 13 tons of Monosodium Glutamate all over your "poasts" next time to see if that flavors them up a bit.
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flynn is boring, corny and stupid
and admin sucks cock
now go to sleep you geriatric fucktard
and admin sucks cock
now go to sleep you geriatric fucktard
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What are you going to do?
"Roast" them with more stupid pictures of your clit piercings?
That'll teach him!!!
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...and then what happens?
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you continue to be boring
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Do you ever hobble in front of a cracked 2 inch tall mirror and ask yourself out loud whether your white orthopedic shoes make your butt look fat?
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At first:
And then:
So you *did* know which rabbit hole I was referring to.
Because of course you did.
Which begs the question...
Why ask in the first place?
Damn Flynn; when did you get so bad at this stuff?
See that's an authentic question because I haven't been following your "career" and don't know exactly when you became such shite at a game you still insist on playing with such verve and not a little stridency.
Did it just happen suddenly one day or was it more of a gradual process? Did someone poke a hole in the purse you used to carry your creativity and you didn't notice until it had all drained out? Tell me who the bastard is and I'll consider sending them a very sternly worded email on your behalf.
And then:
So you *did* know which rabbit hole I was referring to.
Because of course you did.
Which begs the question...
Why ask in the first place?
Damn Flynn; when did you get so bad at this stuff?
See that's an authentic question because I haven't been following your "career" and don't know exactly when you became such shite at a game you still insist on playing with such verve and not a little stridency.
Did it just happen suddenly one day or was it more of a gradual process? Did someone poke a hole in the purse you used to carry your creativity and you didn't notice until it had all drained out? Tell me who the bastard is and I'll consider sending them a very sternly worded email on your behalf.
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I think you misspelt Stubby The Destroyer of Buffets.
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No
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...and then what happens?
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I think you need to shut the fuck up and continue annoying Biggie Bitch-Tits.
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admin loves the cocks
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I like pizza.
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Yes. I know.
Your 3 stomachs and that 2.5 foot thick thing you call a neck also "know," you fucking pig.
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If you have nothing better to do than trying to figure out who I am, you have my deepest sympathies. lol
You should use your free time to do more important things. You're a mod, it's your duty to be on the lookout for posts in the wrong sections and stuff. Everything else should be a secondary concern.
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You are right though. I need to lose some weight.
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Like I already told that insufferable bore Garraty, I've now spent 7 minutes of my time just fucking around this thread because you stupid assholes can't/won't give anyone a straight answer. Personally, I don't care if you're Breakfall's overused vibrator in drag, I just though perhaps it wouldn't turn out like this.
Why you always bringing up the "mod" thing? It's indeed my "duty" to tell you to go fuck yourself with one of Biggie Smell's black velcro orthopedic shoes. Let me worry about what the fuck I'm doing with my own free time. You should probably concentrate on a low sodium diet and see if there's a veterinary surgeon brave enough to see if they can successfully remove 2 of your 3 stomachs.
Dickface.
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A straight answer to what question? I'm not going to tell you my real name if that's what you mean. I hardly know you. By the way, your workload as a mod is truly a heavy weight to bear. Going around insulting others is a vital part of a healthy forum. If you like I can browse the board and alert you to the posts that need to be moved if it'll help you out. I respect the "work" you put in immensely.
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No one wants to know your Islamic name, okay Bin-Laden?
I just simply wanted to know what other handles you and your South America sized chins used on forums in the past.
Is that sOoOo hard Dudley Do-Right?
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Please, call me Osama. I wouldn't share the name of my dog, let alone any other info with you. Hmmm....your trolling skills are weak and boring. I've grown tired of your words. Go and merge some threads or something.
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Shut the fuck up!
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You don’t need to lose weight sunshine…you need to learn KungFu!
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You can’t do that when you’re purple…jus‘ sayin‘
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