Why can’t Republican Kevin McCarthy get votes needed to become Speaker of the House?

[Admin.]

"If elected Speaker I would lower the age of consent to 14" Mattress Gaytes

 

[Dove]

It is all they have so they are forced to lie and invent imaginary racism where it doesn't exist. Facts no longer matter to them. It is all imaginary demons in their head.

When I first started criticizing the democrats the response I got was so angry it scared me and legitimately hurt my feelings. I used to take this shit to heart.

At this point I see them as hard hearted narcissists who support anything so long as they felt they were fighting "teh right".

Look how they treat Kenosha. Those people dont even matter. Had that pedophile psychopath murdered Kyle, they wouldnt even be talking about it at all. It would be the same as Secoriea Turner. They brutally beat a 70 year old man because he was begging them not to destroy his business.

We have people who are perfectly fine with hatred and murder because "mUh rAcIsmS!". Fucking dangerous and delusional brainwashed sociopaths. It's sad how easy people can be turned like this.

CA completely removed womens protections and sex based rights and now they are letting nurses perform surgical abortions and they are gonna sell abortion pills over the counter. You think they give the slightest shit how third world that is? Women are gonna be getting severely injured and killed. Raped. Beaten. Drugged with abortion pills. Dying of infections and lacerations. And they are putting children on a medical sex change pathway. Allowing minors from other states to come there, live in a youth shelter and be medically transitioned. How the fuck can anyone support that?

Just unfuckingbelievable. I'm so glad my daughters hate abortion and they are not at risk of pregnancy.

We should have a national divorce so the rest of us dont have to suffer while they "learn" and explore their authoritarian third world fantasy. They shouldnt be allowed to force it on us all. They can go be Cuba by themselves.

 

[Admin.]

The 118th Republican led Congress finally seizes the god given legislative advantage

 

[Blurt]

I'm so glad my daughters hate abortion and they are not at risk of pregnancy.

Well, they sort of are, Dovey.

Why are you trying to deny their biological reality?

 

[No One]

Republicans Going Their Own Way are taking back America. Hope Brandon enjoyed his last budget. He isn't getting another one...lol.

 

[Dove]

Well, they sort of are, Dovey.

Why are you trying to deny their biological reality?

Blurt, you know women dont get jumped by random human zygotes as we go about our day right?

My oldest is a lesbian. Of the terf persuasion.

My 17 year old is waiting. She recently dumped her boyfriend of nearly two years because he started to pressure her for sex.

My 6 year doesnt go to public school.....so she wont end up pregnant or on puberty blockers at 10.

Biological reality dictates unless you have male ejaculatory fluid in your vagina, you are not at risk of pregnancy. Not even "sort of" at risk.

:)

Unless this is your way of admitting male sexual violence against women is a daily reality we face. In which case....sure but they are armed. We arent big on using female facilities solo these days.

 

[Dove]

Crenshaw down.

I always had an irky feeling about that smug prick. And he called the never Kevin people "terrorists". He has the blue in him.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

A little intermission here

just to show admin what a faggot he really is

 

[Dove]

Lulz!

So MTG sold right out. Such a shame. Not liking her language either. Shes trying to get people all pumped up against the left so they just accept the rino. Not gonna happen lol.

 

[Dove]

Ha! I love how wide the fuck awake and over it everyone is.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BREAKING NEWS

Admin's asshole just exploded violently after fisting himself furiously with his Hellboy cosplay arm for the 12th time tonight upon learning of yet another failed bid for speaker of the house. Leaving quite a mess of man muck and at least 5,567 unique strands of human DNA all over the ceiling, walls and computer chair.


Emergency room staff had his to say - "damn that guy sucked a lot of fucking cock"

Updates as the story develops

 

[Dove]

BREAKING NEWS

Admin's asshole just exploded violently after fisting himself furiously with his Hellboy cosplay arm for the 12th time tonight upon learning of yet another failed bid for speaker of the house. Leaving quite a mess of man muck and at least 5,567 unique strands of human DNA all over the ceiling, walls and computer chair.


Emergency room had his to say - "damn that guy sucked a lot of fucking cock"

Updates as the story develops

MTG is so desperate she posted a screen shot of Trump telling us Kevin McCarthy should be Speaker.

People are still saying "fuck off" lol.

They could bring out bald eagles with AR-15s farting red white and blue with Nugent playing the Star Spangled Banner and telling us all we need McCarthy and people would still rather watch it burn lol.

There are random dems/progs showing up to brag about how fast they cucked and how they "got it done"

Bitch what did you get done?! Gutting womens rights and sending billions to Ukraine?

Is this shit really happening? Lmao!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

MTG is so desperate she posted a screen shot of Trump telling us Kevin McCarthy should be Speaker.

People are still saying "fuck off" lol.

They could bring out half eagles with AR-15s farting red white and blue with Nugent playing the Star Spangled Banner and telling us all we need McCarthy and people would still rather watch it burn lol.

There are random dems/progs showing up to brag about how fast they cucked and how they "got it done"

Bitch what did you get done?! Gutting womens rights and sending billions to Ukraine?

Is this shit really happening? Lmao!

Personally I want to see 5 or 6 more failed bids

Admin's asshole will never recover and all know he won't be able to help himself

 

[Dove]

Brookland Dad be going over there and saying shit like "guys come on. Just spread them ass cheeks. It only hurts for a few seconds and we dont actually need self esteem. We did it for the squad.....you can do it to. No come on really we need to gIt sTufF dOnE fEr tEh pEepLe!!"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hospital staff now reporting that admin's asshole looks like it french kissed a landmine

damn, that's just crazy

 

[Dove]

Hospital staff now reporting that admin's asshole looks like it french kissed a landmine

damn, that's just crazy

I haven't seen him post in a while

Oh shit I put him on ignore LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm fucking crying here. I swear


where do I come up with this shit?


Hey admin, fuck you and I hope you slip and cripple your on all that anal discharge you splattered all over the fucking place when you blew up your own asshole.

What is it? Vote 7 ?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I haven't seen him post in a while

Oh shit I put him on ignore LOL

No seriously tho

I'm convinced someone put a muzzle on that fucking mong.

cause despite being on ignore I can still see when the colon bomb boy starts a thread and I haven't seen any of his dogshit spam littering the politics board in quite some time.

Seems BF smartened up

 

[Dove]

Looks like Matt dumped Marj and now he is flaunting about with Bobart ♡

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I.don't.fucking.care.

Admin blew his fucking asshole out and now it looks like a wedding dress

I'm literally crying here

 

[Cookie Monster]

...... grievance politics, victim ideology and hate. Those were always baked into the cake of the conservative mindset,

Thats some God tier projection youve got going on there.

 

[Cookie Monster]

It's not rocket science.

There are issues important to the people that Kevin wont talk about. Fair Tax Act. Balance the budget. TX border plan.

Term limits on Congress is a biggy. People dont want more money going to the Ukraine and they dont want the same old status quo shit where only terrible and pricey dem bills are passed while rinos larp opposition.

I'm sure Salon and Vox will be along shortly though to tell you guys the REAL reasons. Like we dont want black people to exist or whatever the dumb and hateful shit they tell you that you believe without question. Keep your whole pretend civil rights bullshit alive and make sure you continue to hate everyone outside your establishment cuck cult.

We all learned that none of us speak for ourselves in the minds of most of you and going into what motivates us is useless.

Couple of things.
Firstly term limits are to ward of careerists, professional bullshitters like lawyers or actors or PR men etc. Its a way to attract more of the right people on both left and right and fewer of the wrong as careers=self enrichment by definition.

Secondly, I'm gonna play them at their own game, from now on I'm calling the GOP the party of Lincoln and the DNC the Jim Crow party.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Thats some God tier projection youve got going on there.

Funny how every time they attempt to disparage a conservative somehow they end up providing a biography of themselves instead

and they are so shameless about it too

 

[Admin.]

Here’s an idea have Marge and Boobert have a Bikini Slap Fight to decide on a Speaker!

 

[Admin.]

Santos for Speaker

Santos/Walker 2024

 

[Admin.]

This is getting exciting now guise, the House is about ready to hold a 7th meaningless vote for Speaker!

 

[Admin.]

 

[Lily]

Bakersfield is the armpit of California imho

Might be the butthole...I thought Stockton was the armpit.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did a little research and predictably Bakerfield leans right so of course in the mind of idiots it is an armpit

because, you know, a city where they hand out "poop maps" to tourists is a utopia of civility

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[Lily]

Thats some God tier projection youve got going on there.

Immigrants - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

White people are the actual victims of racism

Trannies, CRT, replacement theory

Whine.