Yeah, I Think I'm Going To Waltz Down To One Of The Closest Taxi Offices And Burn It To The Goddamn Ground

I am not racist but I'm getting a little sick and tired of drivers who can barely speak a fucking word of English, ones I have to direct where to go because they don't know how to use the fucking GPS, ones with legendary B.O. that they try and cover up with cologne that makes Hai Karate smell like a designer fragrance and chatting with their buddies while driving in a language I can't understand. Is it like that where you live?

I live in Brooklyn.

Im no stranger to smelly dudes hackalackin it up on the phone while driving a cab.
 
I am not racist but I'm getting a little sick and tired of drivers who can barely speak a fucking word of English, ones I have to direct where to go because they don't know how to use the fucking GPS, ones with legendary B.O. that they try and cover up with cologne that makes Hai Karate smell like a designer fragrance and chatting with their buddies while driving in a language I can't understand. Is it like that where you live?
That's why the Elites still have private limousine services @Alticus & @Adam Hitler where they pay at least $100 US or more per ride.

Hygiene and presentation still means a lot to clients.