You guys wanted an old school flamer to come back?

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I actually hope that Pickles guy turns up, it'll be interesting to hear his side of the story about the Flynn allegation.
Cas netdeaded him. He'll never post again legit.
He knows full well what would happen if he showed up.
Right @Flynn ?
That’s the problem.

If they all come here, Jiggy included, you will be banned.

Nobody wants you here. And if it comes down to four new quality posters or you, your the one who gets the ban hammer.

How you like those apples? I mean, there’s still Fleas forum for you.
Stfu asshole. All you do is bitch.
I'm not going anywhere-
Keep telling yourself that.

Your existence here is dependent upon if actual talent wants to be here, small fry.

If they say “this place would be better without DumbZo “, you can have Flea air lift you to her forum.

Now, now, I can tell your tears are real, and the uncertainty of your time here is making you look pathetic, but just remember, it’s just a message board.

Wouldn’t you feel comfortable posting over at Fleas forum? Talk about loyalty….(snickers)

yanno, if you are going to post "content" than have BF make you a "content" subforum where people can post comics, prose and these legendary "story flames" and "matches". Meltdown would be considered the dumpster at any of those now defunct flame forums, why would you post this amazing content in this section anyway?

This way you can have off topic shit posters removed from these amazing content threads.
 

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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
 
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I actually hope that Pickles guy turns up, it'll be interesting to hear his side of the story about the Flynn allegation.
Cas netdeaded him. He'll never post again legit.
He knows full well what would happen if he showed up.
Right @Flynn ?
That’s the problem.

If they all come here, Jiggy included, you will be banned.

Nobody wants you here. And if it comes down to four new quality posters or you, your the one who gets the ban hammer.

How you like those apples? I mean, there’s still Fleas forum for you.
Stfu asshole. All you do is bitch.
I'm not going anywhere-
Keep telling yourself that.

Your existence here is dependent upon if actual talent wants to be here, small fry.

If they say “this place would be better without DumbZo “, you can have Flea air lift you to her forum.

Now, now, I can tell your tears are real, and the uncertainty of your time here is making you look pathetic, but just remember, it’s just a message board.

Wouldn’t you feel comfortable posting over at Fleas forum? Talk about loyalty….(snickers)

yanno, if you are going to post "content" than have BF make you a "content" subforum where people can post comics, prose and these legendary "story flames" and "matches". Meltdown would be considered the dumpster at any of those now defunct flame forums, why would you post this amazing content in this section anyway?

This way you can have off topic shit posters removed from these amazing content threads.
I was under the assumption meltdown was this sites dumpster?

We do need sub forums for comics and podcasts here, I agree.
 

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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
Nobody is getting you banned, retard.

You are being retired.

Make a goodbye thread and leave with your head held high.

The powers that be have decided it’s time to put you to pasture, Fleas forum. That’s a perfect spot for you to graze.
 

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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
Nobody is getting you banned, retard.

You are being retired.

Make a goodbye thread and leave with your head held high.

The powers that be have decided it’s time to put you to pasture, Fleas forum. That’s a perfect spot for you to graze.

Kinda ironic even Flea does not want this old fart stinking up her subforum.

She comes to BF to charity/pity emoticon laugh at his shitposts, washes her hands then heads back to her flea shack.
 

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I heard TWAP is not interested in a BENZO trade of any kind. Maybe Prowler's THE FURNACE will take him.
 
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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
Nobody is getting you banned, retard.

You are being retired.

Make a goodbye thread and leave with your head held high.

The powers that be have decided it’s time to put you to pasture, Fleas forum. That’s a perfect spot for you to graze.

Kinda ironic even Flea does not want this old fart stinking up her subforum.

She comes to BF to charity/pity emoticon laugh at his shitposts, washes her hands then heads back to her flea shack.
And the bad thing is nobody really wants that idiot here.

How pathetic is that? I’m told when it comes to Benzo “this place needs incoherent punching bags” and then when I say “yeah, but there’s Breakfall, 360, and Blandscape already here” then radio silence starts.

See, I’ve told the others in charge here that this place would be better without Benzo. I think wheels are starting to turn.
 
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I heard TWAP is not interested in a BENZO trade of any kind. Maybe Prowler's THE FURNACE will take him.
Somebody is gonna have to take one for the team and see if a tranny gif forum wants him.

He bragged about having a hard drive filled with tranny gifs and tranny porn.
 

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I actually hope that Pickles guy turns up, it'll be interesting to hear his side of the story about the Flynn allegation.
Cas netdeaded him. He'll never post again legit.
He knows full well what would happen if he showed up.
Right @Flynn ?
That’s the problem.

If they all come here, Jiggy included, you will be banned.

Nobody wants you here. And if it comes down to four new quality posters or you, your the one who gets the ban hammer.

How you like those apples? I mean, there’s still Fleas forum for you.
He’s not going anywhere and that’s overly presumptuous of you even thinking that. He’s given me way more chuckles than you ever have you short windy little shit.

And is it so bloody hard to type out “you’re” instead of your…you stoopid carrot!? (or are you going to pass that one off as a flame?)
 

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I actually hope that Pickles guy turns up, it'll be interesting to hear his side of the story about the Flynn allegation.
Cas netdeaded him. He'll never post again legit.
He knows full well what would happen if he showed up.
Right @Flynn ?
That’s the problem.

If they all come here, Jiggy included, you will be banned.

Nobody wants you here. And if it comes down to four new quality posters or you, your the one who gets the ban hammer.

How you like those apples? I mean, there’s still Fleas forum for you.
He’s not going anywhere and that’s overly presumptuous of you even thinking that. He’s given me way more chuckles than you ever have you short windy little shit.

And is it so bloody hard to type out “you’re” instead of your…you stoopid carrot!? (or are you going to pass that one off as a flame?)
Pay no mind. If I had a dime for every time I made Martini mad I'd buy you a new surf board.
 

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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
Only in extreme cases of fuckery will BF pull out the sledgehammer, nobody can get you anywhere but yourself, you're the only one with the power...
 

Master Pu

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Well, I'm going to drink a few Bud lights, shoot some Cricket, eat some hot wings,
And not once think about the malcontents actively trying to get me banned,
Over,
Butthurt.
Only in extreme cases of fuckery will BF pull out the sledgehammer, nobody can get you anywhere but yourself, you're the only one with the power...
I know. It's good.
 

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I like tortoises/turtles. They outlive humans too which is rare in animals.
200 years sometimes. Crazy.
Snapping Turtles can fuck you up, tho. Take a finger or toe off in one bite.
Usually they take off in the water,
But on land ibest to leave those fuckers be.
 

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Well, it’s certainly not because you admired their superior vocabulary. We know that for a fact.
 

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Well, it’s certainly not because you admired their superior vocabulary. We know that for a fact.

So you even scroll through Netflix with your pinky up?

You know what Blurt I really liked TMNT back in the 80s. I was a KID. And I'm older than Aryan.

Probably why I'm so intellectually retarded and...was it "repetitive"? ....repetitive, today.
 

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Well, it’s certainly not because you admired their superior vocabulary. We know that for a fact.

So you even scroll through Netflix with your pinky up?

You know what Blurt I really liked TMNT back in the 80s. I was a KID. And I'm older than Aryan.

Probably why I'm so intellectually retarded and...was it "repetitive"? ....repetitive, today.

No one wants you here. Why are you here?
 

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Well, it’s certainly not because you admired their superior vocabulary. We know that for a fact.

So you even scroll through Netflix with your pinky up?

You know what Blurt I really liked TMNT back in the 80s. I was a KID. And I'm older than Aryan.

Probably why I'm so intellectually retarded and...was it "repetitive"? ....repetitive, today.
Dovey!

Gid tae see ye, lass!