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[Flynn]

Sure I do.

What's a metaphor you, anyway?

"A metaphor is a figure of speech that compares two things that are not related by directly referring to one thing while mentioning another."

 

[Jack]

I know what a metaphor is. Quit cuntsplaining.

 

[X]

Well, occasionally wash it then.

Yooooo @Flynn He’s got you bent over looks like ha ha

 

[Flynn]

I know what a metaphor is. Quit cuntsplaining.

It's very obvious you do not.

 

[Jack]

It's very obvious you do not.

Well, go with that then.

or is that too deep for you?

 

[Jack]

Well, go with that then.

or is that too deep for you?

Was that a metaphor I just posted?

 

[Flynn]

Yooooo @Flynn He’s got you bent over looks like ha ha

Yeah, X because you say so.

I mean I'm not too surprised, seeing you two cheap knockoffs of each other are related. Though, which one of you is older?

 

[Flynn]

Well, go with that then.

or is that too deep for you?

I already have for the last hour.

 

[Flynn]

Was that a metaphor I just posted?

No.

Not even close.

 

[X]

Yeah, X because you say so.

I mean I'm not too surprised, seeing you two cheap knockoffs of each other are related. Though, which one of you is older?

He got you it was funny I still like you better dun worry bumboclot

 

[Jack]

No.

Not even close.

Bored now.

 

[X]

I’m stiff as a Bored for you now.

@Flynn yoooohooooo LOL

 

[Flynn]

He got you it was funny I still like you better dun worry bumboclot

What's "funny" is you...thinking you know what's "funny." Yesterday it was a wet fart that escaped from your mouth that made you giggle. Today it's your blood kin jack. Tomorrow it will be Aryan and his pierced labia.

 

[X]

What's "funny" is you...thinking you know what's "funny." Yesterday it was a wet fart that escaped from your mouth that made you giggle. Today it's your blood kin jack. Tomorrow it will be Aryan and his pierced labia.

Maybe, but I’ll still like you better so why you’re upset I just don’t get it yo

 

[Flynn]

Maybe, but I’ll still like you better so why you’re upset I just don’t get it yo

I don't get it either.

I mean we go through this everytime I tell you that you're a fucking idiot. Why do you always act fucking surprised? We've been through this 99 million times, were you hoping for a different outcome? Now that's a whole new level of insanity.

How come you just can't accept what you see is what you get? Why do I need to treat you differently from the rest of the mediocre toejam masquerading as humans?

 

[X]

Tldr

Still my homie tho, chin up!

 

[X]

 

[Flynn]

Tldr

Still my homie tho, chin up!

We cool. We'll always be cool, but I reserve the right to bitchslap you when you act like...well...you.

 

[The Prowler]

@Flynn was trying to act like a woman on her period.

It is a weird fantasy of his.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Anything good happen in this thread since I last poasted in it, whenever that was.

Where's Analyna when you need her ... him .. whatever ...

 

[The Question]

If you're going to try to inslut me like that you might study some of @Edgar Friendly's posts.

Slut.

#Fact.

Jack's been at this for 20+ years, and I'm the only one who can still genuinely troll him.

 

[Flynn]

@Flynn was trying to act like a woman on her period.

It is a weird fantasy of his.

Weird.

You go around acting like a "man" with hair who owns a brand new 1991 Geo Metro.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Kinda like you and your I.Q. staying at a cool 3.5?

Awwww, I missed you too.

 

[Flynn]

#Fact.

Jack's been at this for 20+ years, and I'm the only one who can still genuinely troll him.

You also suck his clitoris as well.

 

[Flynn]

Awwww, I missed you too.

Go suck a dick, homo.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Go suck a dick, homo.

After you.

 

[The Question]

You also suck his clitoris as well.

Aw, you tried! So cute.

 

[The Prowler]

Weird.

You go around acting like a "man" with hair who owns a brand new 1991 Geo Metro.

You know what that means, @Alticus !

 

[Alticus]

Whose car is that?

 

[The Prowler]

Whose car is that?

Mine.

I am driving it at Toronto Motorsports Park.