- Reaction score
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- Location
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@The Prowler
I'll tell you what Prowler. You do these things and I'll believe you about this car.
1. Give it a paint job to lime green.
2. Get vanity plates that say Prowler.
3. Make a 12 hour video of you driving this car around town where I can see your face and hear you talking about this forum.
4. I want to see you eating a chicken burger with no mayo or lettuce and washing it down Aloe juice.
5. I want to hear nothing but Yoko Ono music playing in the background.
6. Upon returning home park your car on the lawn, set up a camera and leave the headlights on all night so we can watch.
7. Make a generous donation to the forum.
8. I want you to wear you championship belt over your shoulder the entire time.
Do these things and I'm a happy man.
How about you do this:
☆ Show us a valid W2 or the Canadian version, showing you have a REAL JOB.
☆ Post a picture of your rental agreement with the important things blotted out, except your name, that way you can prove you don't still live with your mom.
☆ Step on the scale and take a picture with both your webbed feet on the scale and show us how much it says you weigh.
☆ Empty your wallet to show that you don't have a Canadian welfare card hiding in there somewhere.
☆ There's been talk you don't even have a Driver's License or car. Please post both to show that you're not a contradicting and lying suck up as people claim you to be.
☆ Get an affidavit signed by the last guy you had butt sex with over 10-years-ago to prove you actually had intercourse with a person who was alive.
Then maybe you'll be treated like a man, instead of a fucking bitch.