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[Frood]

Sweet on savory is next level retarded and disgusting

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yes, I was hoping you'd enjoy my sandwich. W-wait...

 

[Frood]

More like a breaded abortion

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yes, I like egg salad sandwiches, too.

 

[Frood]

I'm too busy pooping here to discuss retarded sandwich toppings.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

And yet -- you brought it up. What'd'ja do that for?

 

[Jack]

Zombie Dilf

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You know what else? Pineapple ABSOLUTELY goes on pizza. Although: Hawai'ian exclusively.

 

[Frood]

You're a faggot

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

While there are motherfuckers ordering SARDINES on pizza, pineapple on pizza remains a hill worth dying on.

 

[Frood]

You're a total faggot

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You sure? You REALLY sure?

 

[Frood]

I'd shoot you in the head and dump you in a shallow grave you're such a faggot.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Better be sure!

 

[Frood]

You're definitely a total faggot.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Okay... if you're SURE...!

 

[Frood]

Definitely

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Then C'MERE BIG BOY

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

YOU TALKED ME INTO IT

 

[Frood]

I haven't wiped yet.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I wasn't planning to lube first.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

KEEP IT GREAZY SO IT'LL GO DOWN EAZEH

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You'n'me gon' make some A-SPICY BROWN MUSTARD! Well, I'll be doin' all the work.

 

[Frood]

I'm still pooping. Check back in 5 minutes, slugger

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Shouldn't you have spelled that, 'Thlugger'?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I don't know if the lisp translates to text.

 

[Frood]

Ok, I've finished. Lick away.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

What was that? You're still here? I was watching a cartoon.

 

[Frood]

Clean my freckle.. NOW

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Why are you still here?