This Is What I had For Breakfast Today.

[George from Pizza Hut]

Ahhh. So you remember Valhalla then.

Er, Martini ran away from there too.

Martini runs away from a slight breeze.

The dude has "died" soo many times.

He must be be really annoying the underworld Gods, by asking for a panel. They send his ass back to the living until he gets another friendly fire arrow to the eye.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, I am a "freedumb" fighter, and I sit around the fire with the warriors. We drink grog and sing songs of valor and bravery, while remembering those who fell in battle...again...King Martini.

Sacrificing fair maidens like me no doubt

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Sacrificing fair maidens like me no doubt

If it appeases the Gods, then you are a roasted Halal marshmallow.

 

[Fredricka]

If it appeases the Gods, then you are a roasted Halal marshmallow.

Pretty sure that would anger the gods tremendously. I'm important

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Pretty sure that would anger the gods tremendously. I'm important

Depends on the nipples and thighs. Just sayin'.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Pretty sure that would anger the gods tremendously. I'm important

No, you are a brown person. It would make the Gods very happy. They like darky meat. Just make sure to get all the sand out of your ass.

Last time the Gods ate sand, they sent jack to us. Please make sure you are sand free. We cannot have 2 jacks running around. Or another Alticus.

 

[Fredricka]

Depends on the nipples and thighs. Just sayin'.

I know you're angling for pics or at least a detailed description, it's not happening though reggie

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know you're angling for pics or at least a detailed description, it's not happening though reggie

Can't blame a guys for trying.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Depends on the nipples and thighs. Just sayin'.

In that case all of mankind is doomed.

 

[Fredricka]

No, you are a brown person. It would make the God's very happy. They like darky meat. Just make sure to get all the sand out of your ass.

Last time the Gods ate sand, they sent jack to us. Please make sure you are sand free. We cannot have 2 jack's running around. Or another Alticus.

You love Jack though, I see you chasing him

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I know you're angling for pics or at least a detailed description, it's not happening though reggie

Reggie do you want pics of Fred?

I can post it again if you wish, right Fred?

 

[Fredricka]

Reggie do you want pics of Fred?

I can post it again if you wish, right Fred?

I think reggie saw them, you posted them enough

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You love Jack though, I see you chasing him

With a bat.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I think reggie saw them, you posted them enough

So, no YOU don't want me to post it?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Reggie do you want pics of Fred?

I can post it again if you wish, right Fred?

No worries. I saw them. Fred's cute enough, but I'm sure that pic is dated. An updated one would be much appreciated. I don't know why folks are afraid to post their pics. Hell I posted a video of my ugly old ass that was only a month or so old. Why would I give a fuck if any of you assholes know what I look like?

 

[X]

With a bat.

LMFAO!!!

 

[X]

No worries. I saw them. Fred's cute enough, but I'm sure that pic is dated. An updated one would be much appreciated. I don't know why folks are afraid to post their pics. Hell I posted a video of my ugly old ass that was only a month or so old. Why would I give a fuck if any of you assholes know what I look like?

I sold that video of you to a group of homeless ghay chronic dick beaters

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I sold that video of you to a group of homeless ghay chronic dick beaters

Where's my royalties?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

No worries. I saw them. Fred's cute enough, but I'm sure that pic is dated. An updated one would be much appreciated. I don't know why folks are afraid to post their pics. Hell I posted a video of my ugly old ass that was only a month or so old. Why would I give a fuck if any of you assholes know what I look like?

And that was the whole moral of the story.

Fred is still alive. Having her picture seen by 12 troglodytes on some jacked up forum should be the least of her worries in life.

If anything it just adds validation. You put yourself out there like the rest of us have done, now you're one of us.

I think it has to with self worth. Alot of people on here are very introverted and have esteem issues. Out in cyberspace, you can be anyone. But posting a picture brings them back down to reality. I mean I can understand it.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Where's my royalties?

Royalties are what you get when you make a profit.

You've spent 2 weeks braying about not getting paid that you spent more money on that, and your % of the royalties isn't enough to cover your promotional costs.

 

[Fredricka]

And that was the whole moral of the story.

Fred is still alive. Having her picture seen by 12 troglodytes on some jacked up forum should be the least of her worries in life.

If anything it just adds validation. You put yourself out there like the rest of us have done, now you're one of us.

I think it has to with self worth. Alot of people on here are very introverted and have esteem issues. Out in cyberspace, you can be anyone. But posting a picture brings them back down to reality. I mean I can understand it.

So it was a moral crusade you were on? I still don't get why you had such a bee in your bonnet over it. You went mental oriental

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

So it was a moral crusade you were on? I still don't get why you had such a bee in your bonnet over it. You went mental oriental

Shut up, Slender Woman.

 

[Fredricka]

Shut up, Slender Woman.

I just want to understand you George from Pizza Hut, it's a good thing

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I just want to understand you George from Pizza Hut, it's a good thing

"Much like slender man, slenderwoman is a creature shrouded in darkness. She moves fast, she can't be killed or seen easily, and she she wants to play. But unlike Slender man, she actually only wants to play, she means no harm to the children. She was created to protect children from slenderman. Instead of having multiple arms, her hair can wrap around even heavy objects and pick it up. She does indeed have an enchanted garden in which slender man cannot cross. She is a scary but actually kind woman with no face."

Who is Slenderman here?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And that was the whole moral of the story.

Fred is still alive. Having her picture seen by 12 troglodytes on some jacked up forum should be the least of her worries in life.

If anything it just adds validation. You put yourself out there like the rest of us have done, now you're one of us.

I think it has to with self worth. Alot of people on here are very introverted and have esteem issues. Out in cyberspace, you can be anyone. But posting a picture brings them back down to reality. I mean I can understand it.

I see what you're saying. I think it's true that many people wear personas on these boards that they might imagine they could be in real life.


I mean, do you all think I'm an opinionated, bloviating and arrogant asshole in real life?

... well, I kinda am, but I am Reggie, man!

 

[Fredricka]

"Much like slender man, slenderwoman is a creature shrouded in darkness. She moves fast, she can't be killed or seen easily, and she she wants to play. But unlike Slender man, she actually only wants to play, she means no harm to the children. She was created to protect children from slenderman. Instead of having multiple arms, her hair can wrap around even heavy objects and pick it up. She does indeed have an enchanted garden in which slender man cannot cross. She is a scary but actually kind woman with no face."

Who is Slenderman here?

She sounds pretty cool. I don't know, who is slenderman here?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

She sounds pretty cool. I don't know, who is slenderman here?

She sounds like a creepy Halal eating freak.

I asked you that question. Why are you asking me? Why would I ask you if I already knew the answer?

 

[Fredricka]

She sounds like a creepy Halal eating freak.

I asked you that question. Why are you asking me? Why would I ask you if I already knew the answer?

I thought it was a joke you were going to say the punchline

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I thought it was a joke you were going to say the punchline

I already did.

The punchline was when I mentioned your name.

 

[Fredricka]

I already did.

The punchline was when I mentioned your name.

I don't get it