Aryan Hangover General: Ruff as a Badger's Ballsack Edition

I bet you're the type of hysterical Karen that would have a fit and and complain to the manager if you were in a restaurant and saw someone putting ketchup on their steak.

That's how much you know.

I don't visit restaurants that serve ketchup.
 
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ketchup is pureed dead tomatoes, high fructose corn syrup and added cane sugar, along with artificial coloring.

Makes sense you would call it "God's Food"

'splains a lot, actually.
There are healthy versions of ketchup.