Grocery Delivery.

[Flynn]

state fair like yoo!!!!

NO WAY!!!!

I thought I was the only one who knew of that brand.

 

[Weeg]

NO WAY!!!!

I thought I was the only one who knew of that brand.

Nope we buy them at Walmart and mini corndogs too!

 

[Flynn]

Nope we buy them at Walmart and mini corndogs too!

That's awesome!

Yes, State Fair are the bestest!!!!

 

[Weeg]

That's awesome!

Yes, State Fair are the bestest!!!!

Hey it’s also good to take the square American cheese and wrap it around the corn dog. Makes Delicious cheesy corn dog!

 

[Frood]

Seamajor enjoys cocktail weenies, I've heard....while Admin can swallow a whole loop of Kielbasa in one sitting.............

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Are you just saying that? Or are you really getting them?

I just got back and put them in the freezer along with some other shit I bought. The State Fair™ all beefs are the tastiest store bought corndogs you can get.

Nothing like a carnival corn dog you buy from a greasy truck at a fair or festival though. Those are the very best. There's this one that comes to one of the many spring and summer tests around here that I make a point to get a foot long corndog from. Some Greek dude runs it and has a restaurant down in the south suburbs somewhere. Best fucking corn dog I ever snarfed.

 

[Lily]

Sincerely an interesting thread.

But if it's someone like myself, Alticus, Admin or Lotus posting about the quotidian, the shrieking that takes place is off the rails.

Weirdo crybabies.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sincerely an interesting thread.

But if it's someone like myself, Alticus, Admin or Lotus posting about the quotidian, the shrieking that takes place is off the rails.

Weirdo crybabies.

That's because you guys always have to make everything political. Well, maybe not you as much, but Admin and Lotus simply cannot have a mundane conversation about corn dogs or grocery stores without injecting their Leftardism in some way. And Alty is Canadian.

Sorry, but that's simply the truth of it.

Anyway, tell us about your favorite corn dogs?

 

[Flynn]

I just got back and put them in the freezer along with some other shit I bought. The State Fair™ all beefs are the tastiest store bought corndogs you can get.

Nothing like a carnival corn dog you buy from a greasy truck at a fair or festival though. Those are the very best. There's this one that comes to one of the many spring and summer tests around here that I make a point to get a foot long corndog from. Some Greek dude runs it and has a restaurant down in the south suburbs somewhere. Best fucking corn dog I ever snarfed.

I thought these were your first time trying them?

Anyhoo, I'm my opinion, what makes these stand out is the hot dog. It's just something about the soy/beef. I also like the texture. They don't break off like Foster Farms. The State Fair brand kinda just crumbles in your mouth.

The weakest area is of course the batter. Do not microwave these. I find the best method is air frying them. You need to make sure the coating is fully cooked and crispy, otherwise you don't get the full appreciation for such an unhealthy food. If you don't have an air fryer, an oven works as well.

 

[realgrimm]

Corndogs suck here taste like cooked batter what am I missing.. I've always just been meh towards them

 

[Flynn]

That's because you guys always have to make everything political. Well, maybe not you as much, but Admin and Lotus simply cannot have a mundane conversation about corn dogs or grocery stores without injecting their Leftardism in some way. And Alty is Canadian.

Sorry, but that's simply the truth of it.

Anyway, tell us about your favorite corn dogs?

Excellent point Mr. Essent. I don't think I need to add my $1.95 dollar worth of opinion.

Though, I do want to comment on the nature of this thread.

Sometimes in life, everyone needs a break from the mundane, and such. I've tried making it a point, that one day out of the week I would try to create a thread with "normal" talk, and banter. Even Garraty's silly and grumpy comments are welcome. I was monitoring this thread, and was I proven right once again. While everyone was having a good time, with no names being mentioned in any of the posts, two...count them, two idiots came in here and just had to be themselves. I wanted to point this out because most of the "trouble makers" were posting in this thread and it didn't veer off topic until you know who slid in here on her wet tears...Lily! Okay! I said it! I'm a weak bitch and I'll not flash ANY of you even though I lost the bet. You'll just have to settle with my sunny disposition. Anyways, everyone was getting along, but that wouldn't do for Lily, she needed to create drama.

What a great use of words, you utilized while telling Lily what was up. Kudos. You're still a tard though.

 

[Kirk]

Sincerely an interesting thread.

But if it's someone like myself, Alticus, Admin or Lotus posting about the quotidian, the shrieking that takes place is off the rails.

Weirdo crybabies.

 

[Flynn]

Corndogs suck here taste like cooked batter what am I missing.. I've always just been meh towards them

I too felt the same way.

I thought, how can you improve on a corn dog?

I resisted trying these for a hot minute, but after trying them, I was hooked and sold. I implore you to try these. Once you have one, you'll want another, I shit you not. They're not healthy which is why I only get them maybe twice a year, even that's too much.

They can be found at Walmart, Target, IGA Grocers, and Grocery Outlet; at least in my region. Varieties can vary depending on where one lives.

You really gotta try these.

 

[Garraty_47]

Anyway, tell us about your favorite corn dogs?

I know, right?
What's wrong with simply joining the conversation instead of trying to turn everything into yet another textual knife fight?

I'll answer my own question:
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with it.

Personally I've not had a corndog in ages but I'll probably look for the brand Flynn suggested next time I'm at the store.

As I recall I like to "dip" mine in a catsup/mustard mix.

 

[realgrimm]

I too felt the same way.

I thought, how can you improve on a corn dog?

I resisted trying these for a hot minute, but after trying them, I was hooked and sold. I implore you to try these. Once you have one, you'll want another, I shit you not. They're not healthy which is why I only get them maybe twice a year, even that's too much.

They can be found at Walmart, Target, IGA Grocers, and Grocery Outlet; at least in my region. Varieties can vary depending on where one lives.

You really gotta try these.

I checked earlier they don't sell State Fair Corn dogs here, probably because we don't have State Fairs

 

[Frood]

Ketchup, people?

 

[Garraty_47]

Ketchup, people?

I like catsup. Sue me.

 

[realgrimm]

We only have the grocery no name brands and POGO for corn dogs.. they're not good over here so no real demand..

 

[Frood]

I like catsup. Sue me.

Devil's jizz, dude.... devil's jizz..

 

[Flynn]

As I recall I like to "dip" mine in a catsup/mustard mix.

Dirty fucker!

 

[Flynn]

I checked earlier they don't sell State Fair Corn dogs here, probably because we don't have State Fairs

It's the brand, Grimm.

And I hope you were joking.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I thought these were your first time trying them?

Anyhoo, I'm my opinion, what makes these stand out is the hot dog. It's just something about the soy/beef. I also like the texture. They don't break off like Foster Farms. The State Fair brand kinda just crumbles in your mouth.

The weakest area is of course the batter. Do not microwave these. I find the best method is air frying them. You need to make sure the coating is fully cooked and crispy, otherwise you don't get the full appreciation for such an unhealthy food. If you don't have an air fryer, an oven works as well.

Oh no. I've been getting the State Fair ones for ages, even back when I still had kids around here. And I definitely use the air fryer. It's the best way. The oven's OK, but using the nuke makes them mushy and sucky.

I'm gonna try wrapping one in a cheese slice right out of the fryer like Weeg suggests.

... and yes, I dip it in KETCHUP!

 

[Flynn]

Ketchup, people?

Ketchup ONLY belongs with one thing.

French fries.

That's it!

 

[Flynn]

... and yes, I dip it in KETCHUP!

Nasty mofo!

 

[Frood]

Red tomato spooge kills kittens and bunny rabbits.

 

[Flynn]

I like catsup. Sue me.

Okay.

I'm sure it would fall under the many tenets for an obscenity charge, along with the Federal Statutes regarding terroristic threats...i.e..threatening to eat a corn dog with ketchup. Along with publicly inciting a riot.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nasty mofo!

I like ketchup on my dogs. Get a lot of nasty looks from Chicago people when I ask for ketchup. Apparently it's a sin of some kind here to put ketchup on your hot dog or corndog.

Fuck 'em! I like what I like.

 

[The Prowler]

I am more likely to put sriracha on a corn dog than catsup.

But most likely to put some type of mustard.

 

[Fredricka]

Excellent point Mr. Essent. I don't think I need to add my $1.95 dollar worth of opinion.

Though, I do want to comment on the nature of this thread.

Sometimes in life, everyone needs a break from the mundane, and such. I've tried making it a point, that one day out of the week I would try to create a thread with "normal" talk, and banter. Even Garraty's silly and grumpy comments are welcome. I was monitoring this thread, and was I proven right once again. While everyone was having a good time, with no names being mentioned in any of the posts, two...count them, two idiots came in here and just had to be themselves. I wanted to point this out because most of the "trouble makers" were posting in this thread and it didn't veer off topic until you know who slid in here on her wet tears...Lily! Okay! I said it! I'm a weak bitch and I'll not flash ANY of you even though I lost the bet. You'll just have to settle with my sunny disposition. Anyways, everyone was getting along, but that wouldn't do for Lily, she needed to create drama.

What a great use of words, you utilized while telling Lily what was up. Kudos. You're still a tard though.

Why wouldn't you put it in general if you don't want snipes? Or was that the plan, to get the snipes and whinge about them?

 

[Flynn]

Fuck 'em! I like what I like.

You're absolutely right, Reggie!

Nasty mofo!