I could only stomach four years of it but that was mostly because of the politics. I had the misfortune of being stationed at the Tactical Air Command's headquarters base so bumping into generals and such was pretty common.
My understanding of what "entitled" really means dates to that period of my life.
Well credit to you anyway.
The Air force and The Coast Guard only take the best. I should know, my father started out his Military career with the Air Force, and then into the Navy. I have lived in Canada, Singapore, Germany, The Netherlands, South Korea, Hawaii, and The States, where I reside now.
I remember my father talking about the politics in the Military. He said,
"if you couldn't lie better than than your immediate superior, then you will never get ahead in the Military."
Just to let you know, my father while being a very successful man, was a fucking loser. Don't worry, Garraty, I see you there starting to get uncomfortable there, this isn't going to be a rant about how my daddy fucked my life up, because he wouldn't pay attention to me. It's more like I can see similarities in your temperature/temperament, and how you carry yourself. We had alot of Military friends, or at least my dad did, and I remember seeing some of these older guys, some grizzled, some still youthful. But the one common denominator was they were all very slow to anger. I like that about you. Plus, I always thought you an Old Spice guy. I hate the smell, but I smelled that for the first 12-years of my life. It brings back memories of a soft cool breeze blowing through freshly washed laundry hung up on a balmy Summer day. But, because I knew what kind of men these were, I also knew how they ticked, as my father being my experiment in how long it took to annoy him. I found like, you, the head on approach is useless with my father. No matter what I did or said, no effect. I gather he heard worse than some 12-year-old trying to get on his last nerve. I had about given up on the Man Of Steel...that is until I heard my mom bitching at him about the same shit she had been bitching about for the last 18 weeks. My father lost it, I had never seen a career Military man just go bananas. I have met high ranking Military doods who have had wives admit at their own 50th wedding anniversary in front of over 1000 family and guest members, that they have been having a lesbian relationship with the poor saps own sister. Rumor is that the 4 Star Admiral stood up and said,
"Here I was worried it was me in the bed!"
And with that, the Admiral walked off the stage and resigned his post the next day, and last I heard was living in Mexico on the coast somewhere. This was the key! Men are men and aren't any different from other men. What men have in common is their weakness for the opposite sex's bitching and moaning. Somewhere along the evolutionary chain, one of our ancestors must have succumbed to some kind of incessant nagging that was now ingrained into the male genome as we know it now. This is mother nature's evening stick. I realized if I took on the same nasily Slovenian tone like my often inebriated mother did, it would drive my oče crazy. I had devised a plan. I would join my mother about her now 24 week crusade on why the backyard should be dug out to accommodate a much larger pool, because the 20 X 20 foot pool we already had just wouldn't cut it anymore. So right on cue, after my mother's third glass of Chardonnay the nagging began. Oh, dad was fucked. I had yet to start in on him, and his vein on his forehead looked as though omit was break-dancing. He was your typical man, he prolly thought, imnot going to let this bother me tonight. He may have really thought that until I starting whining like a life long alcoholic, about the pool being too small. I also added in I wanted a Clydesdale horse. I seriously thought he my father was going to fucking die right there and then, on the dinner table of all places. That would have been really hard to explain. My dad like got up, and when I saw his eyes, it was like a deer in the proverbial headlights. He strolled quickly out of the house and got into the car and left. I was long asleep when he came back, and I have no idea what was said, but three days later I got a package from The Bon Marche', and it was the three angora sweaters I had wanted soo bad, I didn't even know that they were rodents, I just wanted them because I saw some bitchy lady wearing one at a party. I know you as a sturdy opponent in the netherworld of flaming. But I also know if I nag the fuck out of you with the same shit for hours on end, you will eventually lose your shit. I've seen it with you and Caskur. I've seen it with me and you. Sometimes you'll have me scratching my head, and I'll decide to pass on responding to you so I can't incriminate myself by saying something stupid that you can latch into like a lion that hasn't eaten in 10 days.
Oh, what were we talking about again?