Word of the Day

[Fredricka]

Why are you so flakey? How?

 

[Lily]

Every few minutes if I need a boner killer.

Not credible.

I don't look at things I don't like. The eyes seek out what we like, not what we don't like. Your nature is to covet what you don't have.

You want to be a woman. It's not happening, pal. You're a shemale. That's as far as you'll get.

 

[Lily]

Yes or no?

Yeah, no.

 

[Frood]

Now I understand why lily wants me to report my movements to her, she's my stalker. Benny Hill music should play when she's around

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah, no.

You know that gives me the rage, stoppit

 

[Frood]

Not credible.

I don't look at things I don't like. The eyes seek out what we like, not what we don't like. Your nature is to covet what you don't have.

You want to be a woman. It's not happening, pal. You're a shemale. That's as far as you'll get.

No yuo.

 

[Lily]

You know that gives me the rage, stoppit

No, I won't stop.

 

[Lily]

No yuo.

You ashamed? Tell me, were you brought up as a Jehovah's Witness?

 

[Fredricka]

No, I won't stop.

It just makes you look simple and flakey, I don't want that for you

 

[Frood]

You ashamed? Tell me, were you brought up as a Jehovah's Witness?

Have you confused Jehovah's for Doordash orders and eaten them?

 

[Fredricka]

Jack will be so mad there's been no jackwords for a while and they've all been buried. It's your fault lily and ill make sure he knows that

 

[Frood]

So much Dejacktion and Disajackment...

 

[Fredricka]

Lily must be writing/shitting a long one

 

[Fredricka]

So much Dejacktion and Disajackment...

Exjacktly

 

[Lily]

It just makes you look simple and flakey, I don't want that for you

Yeah, no.

 

[Lily]

Lily must be writing/shitting a long one

I went to look at something. Do you need my attention every minute of the day? You're demanding.

 

[Lily]

Have you confused Jehovah's for Doordash orders and eaten them?

Is that a yes? You were raised a Jehovah's Witness.

 

[Fredricka]

I went to look at something. Do you need my attention every minute of the day? You're demanding.

I know and I demand to know what you were looking at. Was it lezbie porn?

 

[Frood]

Is that a yes? You were raised a Jehovah's Witness.

How's Dan your strong conservative man?

 

[Lily]

I know and I demand to know what you were looking at. Was it lezbie porn?

It was an Ipomea.

 

[Lily]

How's Dan your strong conservative man?

You can't measure up. Keep him out of your faggy head.

 

[Fredricka]

It was an Ipomea.

Is that code for lezbie porn?

 

[Frood]

I certainly couldn't lift you....

 

[Lily]

Is that code for lezbie porn?

google it bitch

 

[Fredricka]

google it bitch

So it is code, you were looking at lady gardens

 

[Lily]

So it is code, you were looking at lady gardens

I am a gardener, yes.

Too much work for you, Fred?

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily hasn't seen her cricket pitch and map of Tassie since the World Series Earthquake of 89. I guess you could call it her uber secret garden...

 

[Fredricka]

I am a gardener, yes.

Too much work for you, Fred?

You trim some Bush for your girlfriend?

 

[Lily]

You trim some Bush for your girlfriend?

I enjoy nature. We harvested our first tomatoes today. "Purple boy"...they're lovely. I'm guessing you can't grow tomatoes in your climate. Not warm enough would be my guess.

 

[Frood]

I enjoy nature. We harvested our first tomatoes today. "Purple boy"...they're lovely. I'm guessing you can't grow tomatoes in your climate. Not warm enough would be my guess.

Fat Lily named her beaver "purple boy"!!!!!!!@!!!!