Bastard Factory 2025 Suck Awards

[Lily]

Just because you don't appreciate a thing doesn't mean the thing is unworthy of appreciation. It means your appreciation for things should be more broad.

I don't appreciate abstract art but appreciate Pablo Picasso could paint. He just chose not to. Like Nirvana could play polished music. But chose to be basic raw to be different.

If the lane is full... choose another lane. End up at the same red light but with a newfound perspective.

Why would I appreciate Flynn?

What is it about her posts to me is worthy of appreciation?

Explain.

 

[Flynn]

Why would I appreciate Flynn?

What is it about her posts to me is worthy of appreciation?

Explain.

More like jealous of me...

 

[Lily]

More like jealous of me...

What am I jealous of?

This is an obscure forum on the internet with maybe 15 fairly active posters. It's like a small town in the Old West that hasn't figured out it's dead.

If you want to be mayor, dog catcher, mail person, beauty queen and the k-12 principal of shitty town, knock yourself out.

 

[X]

Jack is jealous of me
Dunno why I’m a crybaby and I’m poor

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What am I jealous of?

This is an obscure forum on the internet with maybe 15 fairly active posters. It's like a small town in the Old West that hasn't figured out it's dead.

If you want to be mayor, dog catcher, mail person, beauty queen and the k-12 principal of shitty town, knock yourself out.

Flynn could either be the hot librarian or the saloon floozie.

 

[Lily]

Flynn could either be the hot librarian or the saloon floozie.

She can have it all.

She can be the Grand Poobah of the Elks too...

 

[Kirk]

Flynn probably lives in a swamp shack, selling used brooms and magic potions.

 

[Flynn]

What am I jealous of?

Everything.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn probably lives in a swamp shack, selling used brooms and magic potions.

So, right next door to you?

 

[Lily]

Everything.

So, nothing.

We agree.

 

[Frood]

Flynn probably lives in a swamp shack, selling used brooms and magic potions.

Toe of Flynn...eyes of Newt.... nads of Kirk....

 

[Garraty_47]

Flynn could either be the hot librarian or the saloon floozie.

More like the town preacher's (pulls double duty as the town drunk) daughter who got knocked up by and had to marry the borderline retarded stable boy.

It would explain her perpetual rage, at least.

 

[Garraty_47]

Flynn probably lives in a swamp shack, selling used brooms and magic potions.

Flynn's the NPC who offers you a reward-laden quest but it's just a trap designed to result in a full party wipe.

 

[Frood]

Flynn is very stoeic though....

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack is jealous of me

Jack desperately desires e-cred, but he's such a whiny goof and cringe merchant, that he inevitably turns everyone against him and is left with just the other resident oddballs for company.

 

[Flynn]

So, nothing.

We agree.

Everything and you know it.

 

[Blandscape]

No. You're flawed.

Of course I am, still enjoy me a Flynn post though…where is the harm in dat?

 

[Blandscape]

More like the town preacher's (pulls double duty as the town drunk) daughter who got knocked up by and had to marry the borderline retarded stable boy.

It would explain her perpetual rage, at least.

S/he can instruct a sentence to make a point though, which far outstrips your 12 labours of worthlessness.

 

[Blandscape]

I always enjoyed a Flynn scroller.

 

[Garraty_47]

S/he can instruct a sentence to make a point though, which far outstrips your 12 labours of worthlessness.

A lie should have at least a kernel of truth or it's just silly.
When did you become such a silly boy?

 

[Fredricka]

All that news intake has sent him batty i reckon, he wasn't that batty at trf

 

[Frood]

The only time he wasn't batty was when he was in the hospital and posting...

Don't ken if it was the morphine, alcohol cessation, or a combination of both.

 

[Fredricka]

The only time he wasn't batty was when he was in the hospital and posting...

Don't ken if it was the morphine, alcohol cessation, or a combination of both.

When was that? Not in the last 6 months

 

[Frood]

When was that? Not in the last 6 months

No.. 2-3 years ago.

 

[Flynn]

Of course I am, still enjoy me a Flynn post though…where is the harm in dat?

You must be really, really flawed then.

 

[Seamajor]

No.. 2-3 years ago.

You were a woman than. Right?

 

[Blandscape]

A lie should have at least a kernel of truth or it's just silly.
When did you become such a silly boy?

Just after I watched you and Cookie, Bulkcan mind meld and overeat on the sweet meats and sweet treats of delusional political self-congratulation.

Silly is what silly does. See Across The Pond for details!

 

[Flynn]

A lie should have at least a kernel of truth or it's just silly.
When did you become such a silly boy?

Try not being jealous old timer, it's not like anyone can have the skills I have.

 

[Flynn]

More like the town preacher's (pulls double duty as the town drunk) daughter who got knocked up by and had to marry the borderline retarded stable boy.

It would explain her perpetual rage, at least.

And you got that how old man?

 

[Frood]

Try not being jealous old timer, it's not like anyone can have the skills I have.

If I had a immovable lid on a pickle jar, I'd enlist the help of your toes.