Bastard Factory 2025 Suck Awards

[MrNiceGuy]

The Award System is flawed.

I enjoy all of you reprobates that masterbate over these threads.

Even I am giving positive post rewards now. Caught with my pants down and my thumbs up.

So so sad.

I really never understood the neg pos rep systems of these boards.

Even people like the progressives here must admit that giving a thumbs up or other positive reaction to a post is like a good ole boy slap on the back down in the deep south from whence times never truly moved forward.

Want to appreciate someone? Send them a personal message.

A reaction is equivalent to doom scroll & clicks for cliques.

But I still wear cargo shorts because even though not in vogue, the extra pouches leave much more room for pocket pool & playing with myself.

Is that so wrong?

 

[realgrimm]

Dog puncher

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Why would I appreciate Flynn?

What is it about her posts to me is worthy of appreciation?

Explain.

Long answer:

The thing that grates cheese makes cheese great.
The river pushing against the fish makes the strongest fish the ones that survive to spawn on.
I don't mind people who agree with me.
But I truly love people who challenge me.
People who like a tsunami wave crash my personal party & wash over me and force me to sink or swim or speak or hold my tongue & breath as I listen to what they say instead of just what I keep telling myself yet again.

Short answer:

Flynn's pussy tastes like butter beer and that's beer enough for me.

 

[Lily]

Long answer:

The thing that grates cheese makes cheese great.
The river pushing against the fish makes the strongest fish the ones that survive to spawn on.
I don't mind people who agree with me.
But I truly love people who challenge me.
People who like a tsunami wave crash my personal party & wash over me and force me to sink or swim or speak or hold my tongue & breath as I listen to what they say instead of just what I keep telling myself yet again.

Short answer:

Flynn's pussy tastes like butter beer and that's beer enough for me.

Yeah...and what does that have to do with me?

Not a thing.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

If I had a immovable lid on a pickle jar, I'd enlist the help of your toes.

Immovable lids vs the unstoppable force of Flynn's toes?

I'd vote my eyelids vs Flynner's toes.

For posterity.

I welcome foot in mouth disease. If it's Flynn's feet.

God rest her soles.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Anyways...any chance of seeing you in Vegas?

Are you going during the AVN awards? Vegas to me without trans gurls would be so limp as not even entertaining to to poke my eye out via a mushoomhead.

Love that band.

 

[The New Holliday]

Yeah...and what does that have to do with me?

Not a thing.

Why talk to AI like it's a real person?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

There are some nice State parks around Las Vegas.

And the Hoover Dam.

And I am sure the people-watching would be pretty wicked at the casinos....

Not that I have been there....we had a trip planned in 2020 from flights to accommodations to tickets to a few shows to a Mustang convertible car rental....Las Vegas to Grand Canon to Arizona back to Las Vegas...about a 2 week trip....

It was one of the trips we were going to do while we did not have a pet....along with some overseas trips....

Then the Covid shutdown hit.

Then we fostered a dog. Then we adapted that dog. Now we are rarely doing trips without our dog. Las Vegas will have to wait.

@Lily @Admin. @Jack @Joe @Courier 6 @Murdy

Doing what we want to do is a sometimes thing.

Doing what we have to do is a most times thing.

You should watch The Accountant 2. Brother alone wants companionship in the form of a dog. The savant brother points out that being away with no set schedule and no one left to care for said dog that younger brother is in fact a cat person.

Prowler, You may very well be a cat person stuck in the current form of someone who forever loves a dog.

This is my deepest dig.

Tldr at your own risk.

Denier.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

The Hoover Dam is creepy....

You're not a fan of dykes?

I find them lovingly playing rock paper SCISSORS.

Myself.

 

[The Prowler]

Doing what we want to do is a sometimes thing.

Doing what we have to do is a most times thing.

I do what I want to do most of the time. What I have to do takes up maybe 5% of my time.

You should watch The Accountant 2. Brother alone wants companionship in the form of a dog. The savant brother points out that being away with no set schedule and no one left to care for said dog that younger brother is in fact a cat person.

When I left my cat alone for a weekend, she pissed on the door mat.

And she never stopped.

We used to own a lot of washable door mats.

Prowler, You may very well be a cat person stuck in the current form of someone who forever loves a dog.

This is my deepest dig.

Tldr at your own risk.

Denier.

My level of self-awareness is at such an extreme level that most people cannot even comprehend it.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Yeah...and what does that have to do with me?

Not a thing.

Perspectives.

I look up to everyone in appreciation.

Because appreciation > depreciation.

Obvi flaming is flaming for flaming's sake.

 

[Lily]

Perspectives.

I look up to everyone in appreciation.

Because appreciation > depreciation.

Obvi flaming is flaming for flaming's sake.

Again, it's about you.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Why talk to AI like it's a real person?

A slight with no might is like a house of cards with no FU frank underwood.

Better to replace a star then kill off the star & hope the rest of the bf cast of new hollowdays can make fresh cut arrangements & engagements.

You're tantamount to an empty starched empty suit standing up on accord rather than relevance.

But the tldrs will love you as they melt away like blobs who only grow by glomming, rather than glowing.

Dunce.

 

[The New Holliday]

Dunce.

No need to sign your posts, MrAIGuy.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I do what I want to do most of the time. What I have to do takes up maybe 5% of my time.




When I left my cat alone for a weekend, she pissed on the door mat.

And she never stopped.

We used to own a lot of washable door mats.




My level of self-awareness is at such an extreme level that most people cannot even comprehend it.

I feel you man. I do what I have to do on such a subconscious level that it is not to be believed.

And some cats even though you had them long time are crazy eyed psychopath assholes who claw and piss upon everyone and everything.

The nature of the beast is to love to beast in spite of flaws of the beast.

If we can do our own thing regardless of any other things...?

Captain Miller said something to the effect of if I can fulfill my mission than am I worthy of going home?

Submit your own question. Answer your own requirements. Fulfill your own destiny.

We are the very pendulum swinging within ourselves.

internal struggle > external struggle

 

[X]

I do what I want to do most of the time. What I have to do takes up maybe 5% of my time.




When I left my cat alone for a weekend, she pissed on the door mat.

And she never stopped.

We used to own a lot of washable door mats.




My level of self-awareness is at such an extreme level that most people cannot even comprehend it.

I can relate to your last statement about self awareness, I find it a curse, trying to be the good, proper human being amongst a sea of brown stupid ignorant fucks that couldn’t give the rats ass they curry for dinner if they’ve any self awareness

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I do what I want to do most of the time. What I have to do takes up maybe 5% of my time.




When I left my cat alone for a weekend, she pissed on the door mat.

And she never stopped.

We used to own a lot of washable door mats.




My level of self-awareness is at such an extreme level that most people cannot even comprehend it.

Cats do what they do out of spite. Dogs do what they do out of love.

Or, cats do what they do because of self independence vs dogs do what they do out of acceptance.

The answer is there is no answer.

The north magnet acctracts the south while each repels same.

Evolution is built upon differences being superior to sameness.

And so it goes.

If future generations don't appreciate differentiation more than complacency then we're all lost even before we began and what was the point?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Again, it's about you.

Well yeah because me wants to see you & Flynn eating each others cooters out in an endless tickle pillow tickle fight to orgasmic depths. Hash tag man brain.

And is that so wrong?

Then color me not right.

Or normal. As men go.

 

[Garraty_47]

Tell me you've never earned the love of a cat without saying it out loud.

Cats do what they do out of spite. Dogs do what they do out of love.

Or, cats do what they do because of self independence vs dogs do what they do out of acceptance.

...that'll do it.

 

[Fredricka]

Cats aren't perfect creatures you know, they can be little buggers and people are allowed to say so

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL that looks like a hungry kot!

 

[Fredricka]

LOL that looks like a hungry kot!

Hes crafty like that

 

[Adam Hitler]

They all are... he looks like one of those extra fluffy ones! If you let him inside your house I bet he'll moult everywhere lol.

 

[Fredricka]

They all are... he looks like one of those extra fluffy ones! If you let him inside your house I bet he'll moult everywhere lol.

I can't have it relying on me either, I'll be going away for a couple of weeks soon, what then ?

 

[Seamajor]

They all are... he looks like one of those extra fluffy ones! If you let him inside your house I bet he'll moult everywhere lol.

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Like my friend. Fluffy puff balls need to be combed out every day.

 

[Fredricka]

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Like my friend. Fluffy puff balls need to be combed out every day.

That is one weird looking cat he looks uppity

 

[Lily]

That is one weird looking cat he looks uppity

He's a beautiful kitty.

 

[Fredricka]

He's a beautiful kitty.

Hes cock eyed, like x

 

[Lily]

Hes cock eyed, like x

He's looking at the hand in front of his face.

What a weird couple of posts out of you, Fred.

You hate on an animal because you choose to hate Sea?

 

[Seamajor]

Hes cock eyed, like x

Over bred cats have flaws. Hes cross eyed.