The Return of Biggie

[Larry Loungelizard]

Any signs of a return yet?

 

[Jack]

Any signs of a return yet?

You missed it.

Come and gone.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You missed it.

Come and gone.

Shame on me for blinking.

 

[Jack]

Shame on me for blinking.

and he's so big....

 

[Flynn]

Any signs of a return yet?

Of your penis?

NO.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Of your penis?

NO.

Awww, you still do love me.

 

[Flynn]

Awww, you still do love me.

Where do you get that from?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Where do you get that from?

Your radiance.

 

[Flynn]

Your radiance.

What color is it?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

What color is it?

Kind of a mauve. Maybe turquoise.

 

[Flynn]

Kind of a mauve. Maybe turquoise.

Does is shimmer or shine?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Does is shimmer or shine?

It glimmers. A lot.

 

[Flynn]

It glimmers. A food.

And you're telling me this because you somehow have this really amazing power where you can see things like someone's "radiance," all the while not being able to post a complete sentence?

You're out of your fucking mind, Walt Disney. Take all that bullshit, and shove it back up where it came from...your ass.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

And you're telling me this because you somehow have this really amazing power where you can see things like someone's "radiance," all the while not being able to post a complete sentence?

You're out of your fucking mind, Walt Disney. Take all that bullshit, and shove it back up where it came from...your ass.

Like I said, you still do love me.

 

[Flynn]

Like I said, you still do love me.

I don't even fucking know you.

How can I "love" something I don't know exists half the time?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I don't even fucking know you.

How can I "love" something I don't know exists half the time?

I'm surreal.

 

[Flynn]

I'm surreal.

Now you're a fucking Joan Miro painting?

Get lost, scrub.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Now you're a fucking a Joan Miro painting?

Get lost, scrub.

Kisses and hugs.

 

[Dove]

You are a true moron.
First how can I be agreeing with someone when I held my view before those people and ideology came to being?
. Secondly, I have explained my views on the subject and they plainly don't agree with MAGA - who are social conservatives as the basis of their position. (you may not believe it, but there is a wide chasm between social and economic conservatives)
Third, the right wing/conservative economic stance is that of Libertarians...essentially open borders - free flow of labor.

Please discuss this with your psychiatrist. Clearly I am not getting through to you by way of reason.

You clearly dont even understand what "maga" even is.

You are so insane wrong if you think its just a bunch of "socail conservatives"....you also dont even understand what conservatives are.

If you went to any leftwing forum, like a reddit, and shared your immigration views they would all call you a "maggat"

Are you really so painfully ignorant that you think people who voted for Trump didnt have any of thier political stances until Trump?

Dont answer that - we already know you do.

 

[Dove]

LoLz, dude. Islam does not even teach the physical evolution of the human species (Adam and Eve fully formed 6K years ago like fundi xtians), never mind spiritual involution and evolution - in the material world.
.. It doesn't even believe in a process of recurring births.
Total primitives.

Stop the trolling, Raggs. Yer mom would cry to see you now.



Yes it is, Raggs. That's what conservatism does, it imposes its ideology on others, it restricts freedoms and liberty.
. Try reading the DoI and US Constitution some time. All of that Liberal philosophy is about the protection of individual rights - those which Islam, MAGA, Nazism, commieism disregard.

You don't get it. You conservatives just don't.
We even got one retard here who isn't a conservative but wants to deny other women the right to bodily autonomy.
Here's my advice on that.
You don't want an abortion, don't get one.
You want the right to pollute our air and water, and land, but you have no right to compromise the health and welfare of other people. What don't you understand?

WAAAAH, you have to pay taxes.
Hey buy an island and build your own roads, cart your own garbage, convey water to your nest.
Dude, really? You can't even trim your own hedges and mow the lawn. LoLz at Raggs.

Abortion has nothing to do with "bodily autonomy".

Dont want a baby? Well dont get pregnant.

However what YOUR side demands is forcing everyone to PAY for what you want. The only ones imposing thier desires on everyone are the ones demanding tax dollars fund all that bullshit.

It isnt roads, or libraries or schools people are mad about funding. Its leftists demanding we host their political and cultural beliefs in schools and libraries. These are funded by all of us and should be nuetral.

You want abortions so bad? Pay for it yourselves. Churches dont demand the tax payers fund them, do they?

Also you still dont get what conservatism is. You are very intellectually lazy and just slapping the conservative label on everything you dont like. Most people voting "maga"? Many of them voted for Obama. Many used to be left. Some ARE left and just rage voting.

I remember when Republicans were the sanctimonious, small minded conformists. Boy how thats changed.

Its hilarious how you used abortion and made it into an "autonomy" issue after you tried to berate me for failing to satisfy a husband i didnt even want after being coerced by my fundi Pentecostal church i grew up to get married asap.

For a few posts i swear you were channeling Gothard blaming me for the sins of my husband. He cheated because i failed as a wife. Thats how it is. If a man commits SA against a woman or a minor in the church its because she gave him "ideas" somehow. I suppose if he is married his wife should have satisfied him and that young woman shouldnt have given him ideas right?

Its not often that a man on these forums reminds me of a fundi deacon but you managed to do so. Congratz on that.

You should learn the differences between Republicans and conservatives and look at why most of the classical liberals and libertarians went to the right. Your beliefs are dated as fuck.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Why?

You want some pointers?

I want some edible pasties for your boobs, Flynn.

I'm a chocoholic. So I want to taste your Mounds flavored mounds before munching your Mounds flavored mound.

I wanna be coco for the coconut almond joy joy you bring me by just being your scrumptious self.

I can nut wait!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

So, did Biggie come round yet?

Fucken Ricans!

Biggie is Latinx?

So just another white?

The black dude carrying an ar 15 down the street was described as possibly white so I guess all 8 billion fucking people on this entire shitty globe are possibly white now. Fucking fuck. I can't even, even, any more.

So sorry. Politics off now. Rant off now. Logic off now. Please resume normal tinfoil hat fittings now.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Biggie is Latinx?

So just another white?

The black dude carrying an ar 15 down the street was described as possibly white so I guess all 8 billion fucking people on this entire shitty globe are possibly white now. Fucking fuck. I can't even, even, any more.

So sorry. Politics off now. Rant off now. Logic off now. Please resume normal tinfoil hat fittings now.

Like no one knows JooJoo is a Rican from New York? OK, MrNiceGuy persona. It's not like everyone here doesn't already know that.

Anyway, you ever notice which poltical shitbags are always going on about that race shit? I've kinda noticed over the years.

Are you really so painfully ignorant that you think people who voted for Trump didnt have any of thier political stances until Trump?

Yes, Doves, our Holliday is that painfully ignorant.

He does know a lot about antique fishing reels though.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

. I'm happy to see your wild imaginings aren't only about yourself and extend to other people including ones you know absolutely nothing about. I think Apey said it best though, in essence, no YOU are immature. Anyone who has the need, as you do, to post all about your relationships on a message board, with imaginings of being so wizened by years and great experience when in fact, that anyone reading your sillinesses can see, you are a total train wreck, is avoiding some basic realities. I understand that you need to create your personal myth to shield you from that truth and without it you would have a massive breakdown, or return to past self destructive ways, but a better path of reckoning would be to get professional psychiatric help. ...and I advise you do just that.

Now, I know you think I'm just being critical, so I want to compliment you on something.
I take you at your word that fidelity is important to you and that is something which I too value highly.
Loyalty, true loyalty, is something to prize in people.

Dove talking about her past relationships is not a weakness to be exploited for quoted replies & rebukes. It's a power to be embraced. She's far from immature in that she can talk about it freely because she has moved on and is free from it.

Would you admonish someone who said they got sucked into a cult by saying they would fall right back into the same trap if not for developing a myth that they are the hero or heroine by escaping said horseshit cult?

Telling people to get therapy is like telling people to rent storage space.

Life is short. Death is forever. Mental and/or physical baggage is bullshit. Don't pay to store it or unload it to a "professional" therapist in a physical locker nor a verbal handoff. Fuck fees.

Drop it. And move the fuck on.

Look around your neighborhood at how many people pay to store the shit they will never live long enough to use or pay to spout the shit to a stranger who will never live long enough to give them the true satisfaction Dove has found by just letting that shit go for FREE.

I am both stupified & amazed by the beauty & resilience of the human heart & spirit.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Like no one knows JooJoo is a Rican from New York? OK, MrNiceGuy persona. It's not like everyone here doesn't already know that.

Anyway, you ever notice which poltical shitbags are always going on about that race shit? I've kinda noticed over the years.



Yes, Doves, our Holliday is that painfully ignorant.

He does know a lot about antique fishing reels though.

Antique fishing reels?
Like knowing what old timey game fishing patches are worth? On ebay?
Great. Some dude who knows bait without mastering masterbaiting. Puns of fun.

About JooJoo...
Last website he messaged me and said he was JooDog. That's all I know.

You people make me laugh.

I have an older brother. He lives his life. I live mine. Shit goes south he's here for me or I'm here for him.

Day to day I don't know shit about him nor him, me.

And you expect me to know genes from internet strangers?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Antique fishing reels?
Like knowing what old timey game fishing patches are worth? On ebay?
Great. Some dude who knows bait without mastering masterbaiting. Puns of fun.

About JooJoo...
Last website he messaged me and said he was JooDog. That's all I know.

You people make me laugh.

I have an older brother. He lives his life. I live mine. Shit goes south he's here for me or I'm here for him.

Day to day I don't know shit about him nor him, me.

And you expect me to know genes from internet strangers?

Yeah. The guy likes catching fishies with a stick and a bit of string. Makes him feel all manly and shit, I guess. Don't get it myself.

I don't even like fish, except kippers or sardines once in a while.

 

[Dove]

Dove talking about her past relationships is not a weakness to be exploited for quoted replies & rebukes. It's a power to be embraced. She's far from immature in that she can talk about it freely because she has moved on and is free from it.

Would you admonish someone who said they got sucked into a cult by saying they would fall right back into the same trap if not for developing a myth that they are the hero or heroine by escaping said horseshit cult?

Telling people to get therapy is like telling people to rent storage space.

Life is short. Death is forever. Mental and/or physical baggage is bullshit. Don't pay to store it or unload it to a "professional" therapist in a physical locker nor a verbal handoff. Fuck fees.

Drop it. And move the fuck on.

Look around your neighborhood at how many people pay to store the shit they will never live long enough to use or pay to spout the shit to a stranger who will never live long enough to give them the true satisfaction Dove has found by just letting that shit go for FREE.

I am both stupified & amazed by the beauty & resilience of the human heart & spirit.

Im not bothered by it at all. He just has no idea. And this is a hard thing for people to even grasp unless theyve lived through it.

I was raised in a Pentecostal church that subscribed to the IBLP (Institute of basic life principles).

You guys familar with the Duggars? That show 21 kids and counting? Its VERY similar to what they believe.

My ex joined my church just to be able to pursue and marry me. He seemed legit and it all moved FAST. When i divorced him i had a two month old daughter and they pushed and pushed for me to hurry up and marry again asap because being a single mother is worse than death. I was told no man would ever want me. I would be damaged goods.

I didnt even have space or time to even know what i wanted for myself. It threw me into "oh shit!" Mode.

My second ex husband sabotaged my birth control. He wouldnt let me work. Wouldnt let me see my friends. Would get randomly furious and accuse me of masturbating. Thats right....i wasnt allowed to mastutbate. It was cheating. I would get "in trouble" for masturbating even when i wasnt masturbating.

For years i masturbated just out of pure spite.

He sexually assaulted me on numerous occasions and my church told me husbands cant rape wives because we "have rights to eachothers bodies". It was a worse sin for me to say no than for him to make me have sex with him.

He put me into pre term labor. Chased me with a knife. Kicked me out of house in the middle of the night and took the starter out of my car while i was packing.

It was a nightmare and i had to be my own attorney both times because the thing about religious marriages? If you rebel you are cut off. So i had no access to money.

I got everything i fought for and as soon as that divorce was final i got in my car with my baby girls and drove to the other side of the country and didnt come back for 5ish years.

I am a proud black sheep of my insane cult family ♡

Its just amazing to me how these leftists will magically become so conservative whenever they disagree with someone politically. Then you get to see what they really truly think of other humans. They are everything they claim conservatives are.

I would never be accepted into conservative circles truly. And im not trying to be. But they are kind about their objections to your choices. Leftists will eat your asshole pretending to like and support you while looking down on you and the minute you step out of line, the claws come out. Conservatives just wont accept you as a conservative. Leftists wont even accept you as a human if you defy them.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Yeah. The guy likes catching fishies with a stick and a bit of string. Makes him feel all manly and shit, I guess. Don't get it myself.

I don't even like fish, except kippers or sardines once in a while.

Even with a good ear hardpressed to a cup against a door I can only catch a glimpse of a convo but I still don't presume to be as famous as two girls and one cup.

 

[wizer]

Kicked me out of house in the middle of the night and took the starter out of my car while i was packing.

There are much faster and easier ways to disable a vehicle than removing the starter.

 

[Frood]

There are much faster and easier ways to disable a vehicle than removing the starter.

True, but if it's an automatic, there's no options.