What's a "pretend" Mexican?

[The Cuntess]

Then you're.....Mexican?

From my experience, the "pretend" Mexican is the white person who knows "MI Vida Loca" word for word and ends every sentence with the word "whey" while speaking in a generic, un authentic Mexican accent. Yes, they exist.

My kids are half Mexican, are fluent in both Mexican and English, and can go full Speedy Gonzalez if need be to keep up in conversations. Not once have they ever acted full Barrio to impress anybody.

Does it make them Pretend Mexican? I don't think so.

This right here

 

[The Cuntess]

Americanized Mexican - me. I was born here and act like it


Paisa - born in Mexico and acts like it. Has not adapted to American way of life.

 

[Frood]

Until people of Mexican and French creole heritage join the fold completely and start calling themselves America- whatever 1st instead of the other way around, we can't have nice things.

 

[Lily]

RICK BAYLESS!!!!!

That's the fucking guy!! No, I don't think his cooking is authentic. I remember watching that guy with her fam and all they talked about was how his goatee was uneven and they were micromanaging ingredients while shaking their heads. Now their cooking was exquisite so I'm only going off that. Plus, they would always make me a pussified plate that wasn't going to turn my mouth and asshole into firey grenade launchers so I respect their game.

Well, his style is more American than Mexican for sure, but I've watched his cooking shows and the ingredients and even the tools he uses are fairly authentic.

Also, I think he doesn't necessarily cook food from each region of Mexico. It's a big country with many different ingredients based on whether their inland, coastal, from the big city, etc.

 

[The Cuntess]

I just did the My Ancestry and will post results


My daughter did hers and we are 65 percent Mexican. 3.5 European jew


Waits for Scouse to go off

 

[Martini]

Americanized Mexican - me. I was born here and act like it


Paisa - born in Mexico and acts like it. Has not adapted to American way of life.

Maybe I'm old, but if anybody says "pretend" Mexican, I'm thinking white kid wannabe cholos.

There's how many white kids going around acting black. It's the same thing.

Ever watch a Woah Vicky video? That's pretend black.

(And if you do, I'm not responsible for the brain cells that die)

 

[Frood]

I just did the My Ancestry and will post results


My daughter did hers and we are 65 percent Mexican. 3.5 European jew


Waits for Scouse to go off

The jews really liked to fuck.... like the Irish.

The Irish couldn't afford TV's. The jews wouldn't spend the money.

 

[The Cuntess]

Maybe I'm old, but if anybody says "pretend" Mexican, I'm thinking white kid wannabe cholos.

There's how many white kids going around acting black. It's the same thing.

Ever watch a Woah Vicky video? That's pretend black.

(And if you do, I'm not responsible for the brain cells that die)

Sir, she is a wigger.


I detest white bitches that try to act chicana

 

[Martini]

Well, his style is more American than Mexican for sure, but I've watched his cooking shows and the ingredients and even the tools he uses are fairly authentic.

Also, I think he doesn't necessarily cook food from each region of Mexico. It's a big country with many different ingredients based on whether their inland, coastal, from the big city, etc.

Sure, but anybody can use a molcajete. Doesn't make it authentic.

Last time I watched him he was grilling his peppers on a gas grill. Start a fire in an old tire while using gasoline to start it at least....

 

[Lily]

Maybe I'm old, but if anybody says "pretend" Mexican, I'm thinking white kid wannabe cholos.

There's how many white kids going around acting black. It's the same thing.

Ever watch a Woah Vicky video? That's pretend black.

(And if you do, I'm not responsible for the brain cells that die)

I've never encountered a pretend Mexican.

 

[Lily]

Sure, but anybody can use a molcajete. Doesn't make it authentic.

Last time I watched him he was grilling his peppers on a gas grill. Start a fire in an old tire while using gasoline to start it at least....

I've also seen him dig a hole and cook barbacoa underground on coals, like in Mexico.

There are Mexicans that use blenders now, is that inauthentic because they're not using a molcajete or metate?

 

[Martini]

I detest white bitches that try to act chicana

Not me.

There's something magical about it.

 

[Frood]

I've also seen him dig a hole and cook barbacoa underground on coals, like in Mexico.

Or ANYWHERE else in the world....

 

[Lily]

Or ANYWHERE else in the world....

Sure, but we're not talking about other places, DERP.

 

[Lily]

Not me.

There's something magical about it.

I only care when it's people like Hillary "Hilaria" Baldwin that are completely fake, accent and all.

 

[Martini]

I've never encountered a pretend Mexican.

Be thankful.

Sooner or later it will trend again.

 

[Frood]

Sure, but we're not talking about other places, DERP.

Why aren't we?

Because you're a retarded LatinX racist and homophobic bigot.

 

[Martini]

I've also seen him dig a hole and cook barbacoa underground on coals, like in Mexico.

There are Mexicans that use blenders now, is that inauthentic because they're not using a molcajete or matate?

Idk.

My Mexican white ex used to grind the shit out of stuff with her molcajete every time she got mad.

I'd be playing fortnite then all of a sudden that sound would echo and I'm thinking to myself "wtf did I do now".....

 

[Admin.]

@No One, is having his typical make poopy on Lilygasms in this thread.


WTAF Happened to you Deport? You used to be clever and occasionally witty in your faux conservative troll. Now you’re just sad and pathetic, wallowing in the shadows waiting to make poopoo jokes on Lily. Has the muslin faith neutered you?

 

[Lily]

Why aren't we?

Because you're a retarded LatinX racist and homophobic bigot.

Because it's not the thread topic. If you want to discuss it, start your own thread. Or find someone who cares. Seems I'm the only one responding to your neediness. I'll stop.

 

[The Cuntess]

Idk.

My Mexican white ex used to grind the shit out of stuff with her molcajete every time she got mad.

I'd be playing fortnite then all of a sudden that sound would echo and I'm thinking to myself "wtf did I do now".....

Fuck that. Call me lazy but I ain’t doing all that.


My grandpa taught me how to make tortillas when I was five. That’s about as authentic as I get lmao

 

[Frood]

@No One, is having his typical make poopy on Lilygasms in this thread.


WTAF Happened to you Deport? You used to be clever and occasionally witty in your faux conservative troll. Now you’re just sad and pathetic, wallowing in the shadows waiting to make poopoo jokes on Lily. Has the muslin faith neutered you?

So you admit he's shitting on Fat Lily's purple muff cabbage?

What a good mate of Lily you are!

 

[Lily]

@No One, is having his typical make poopy on Lilygasms in this thread.


WTAF Happened to you Deport? You used to be clever and occasionally witty in your faux conservative troll. Now you’re just sad and pathetic, wallowing in the shadows waiting to make poopoo jokes on Lily. Has the muslin faith neutered you?

Oh, who cares?!

He can emoji his butthurt away. Think about it, he's been hating on me for over 15 years. He does this to himself. He's

 

[Frood]

Because it's not the thread topic. If you want to discuss it, start your own thread. Or find someone who cares. Seems I'm the only one responding to your neediness. I'll stop.

If you stopped eating 2nd and 3rd dessert, it would be more fruitful....

 

[Lily]

Idk.

My Mexican white ex used to grind the shit out of stuff with her molcajete every time she got mad.

I'd be playing fortnite then all of a sudden that sound would echo and I'm thinking to myself "wtf did I do now".....

I don't do that. I express it directly.

 

[Frood]

I don't do that. I express it directly.

You've got some fucked up titties.

 

[Lily]

If you stopped eating 2nd and 3rd dessert, it would be more fruitful....

I wish you could start and end a sentence with one subject.

 

[Lily]

You've got some fucked up titties.

How long ago did you have a stroke?

 

[Frood]

How long ago did you have a stroke?

A gentleman never divulges...

 

[The Cuntess]

I may not speak fluent Spanish but best believe I’ll cuss your ass out in perfect Spanish