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[Lily]

. I imagine the thing is on auto post, leafing as it were, through the audio version of the Big Book of Yer Old Jokes, not realizing what a bore she's become. The drugs will do that....I imagine.

But what if it's not drugs? I think it might be entirely organic.

 

[The Best Holliday]

But what if it's not drugs? I think it might be entirely organic.

You know I'm generous enough to provide an excuse for the person.

 

[The Cuntess]

. I imagine the thing is on auto post, leafing as it were, through the audio version of the Big Book of Yer Old Jokes, not realizing what a bore she's become. The drugs will do that....I imagine.

Oh no! Not the drug and dumb lames. How hurtful, NOT


Listen here, gizzard. Whatever the fuck I may be, I’m not an angry Buffalo spreading misery. Nor am I a pretentious loser trying to convince people I’m better than them. I’m not sorry that I’m younger, prettier and more respected. That’s just life. You’d be happier if you just accepted it instead of trying to clown

 

[The Best Holliday]

Oh no! Not the drug and dumb lames. How hurtful, NOT


Listen here, gizzard. Whatever the fuck I may be, I’m not an angry Buffalo spreading misery. Nor am I a pretentious loser trying to convince people I’m better than them. I’m not sorry that I’m younger, prettier and more respected. That’s just life. You’d be happier if you just accepted it instead of trying to clown

You seem disturbed by your lack of success. Why you so angry?

 

[Lily]

You seem disturbed by your lack of success. Why you so angry?

She's not angry though. Those are how happy people post.

 

[Frood]

Oink!

 

[The Best Holliday]

She's not angry though. Those are how happy people post.

The thing obviously has a low frustration tolerance.
. It's a sign of...well, you know.

 

[Lily]

The thing obviously has a low frustration tolerance.
. It's a sign of...well, you know.

I got it: Happiness and Joy!

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh no! Not the drug and dumb lames. How hurtful, NOT


Listen here, gizzard. Whatever the fuck I may be, I’m not an angry Buffalo spreading misery. Nor am I a pretentious loser trying to convince people I’m better than them. I’m not sorry that I’m younger, prettier and more respected. That’s just life. You’d be happier if you just accepted it instead of trying to clown

Lack of success? You’re joking right?

 

[The Cuntess]

She's not angry though. Those are how happy people post.

Why don’t you talk to me instead of about me like some coward ass pig?

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily is jealous of Flea's mind, body, and sociability.

Holiday is jealous of Flea's body.

Fat Lily and Holiday united solely over a hot coveting cuppa....both want to be shaped like Flea.

 

[Lily]

Why don’t you talk to me instead of about me like some coward ass pig?

I'm not a coward, babosa.

Most often, I just get sick of your ignorant ass.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I got it: Happiness and Joy!

. I think that may be a product of being reminded that when you're stupid, and the bloom is off the rose, you've got nothing anyone wants no matter what color you paint yer craws.

 

[The Cuntess]

Fat Lily is jealous of Flea's mind, body, and sociability.

Holiday is jealous of Flea's body.

Fat Lily and Holiday united solely over a hot coveting cuppa....both want to be shaped like Flea.

It’s hilarious. All they got is calling me dumb. Okay, but I’m not broke ugly and fat. I’m GOOD!

 

[Lily]

Fat Lily is jealous of Flea's mind, body, and sociability.

Holiday is jealous of Flea's body.

Fat Lily and Holiday united solely over a hot coveting cuppa....both want to be shaped like Flea.

I like it when people are unintentionally funny.

I'm not jealous of anyone.

 

[Courier 6]

Practice your goosestep. You want to make the best impression on your interviewers.

ICE won't start rounding up Communists until next month. You still have time to flee the country.

 

[Frood]

. I think that may be a product of being reminded that when your stupid, and the bloom is off the rose, you've got nothing anyone wants no matter what color you paint yer craws.

See? Jealous quips about Flea's appearance.

 

[The Cuntess]

I'm not a coward, babosa.

Most often, I just get sick of your ignorant ass.

You are a coward. Talking about someone instead of to them. PUSSY

 

[Lily]

. I think that may be a product of being reminded that when your stupid, and the bloom is off the rose, you've got nothing anyone wants no matter what color you paint yer craws.

Her nails were/are god awful. Jesus Fing Christ...

So fucking tacky.

 

[Lily]

You are a coward. Talking about someone instead of to them. PUSSY

You talk to others about me all the time. I guess you're a meatflap your own damn self.

Idiota.

 

[Frood]

I like it when people are unintentionally funny.

I'm not jealous of anyone.

You are jealous of anybody who isn't forced to buy an airplane ticket for each of their bum cheeks.

 

[The Cuntess]

Her nails were/are god awful. Jesus Fing Christ...

So fucking tacky.

So is your face but I figure that’s your problem.


Imagine not having fuck else to diss me in so you diss my fucking NAILS lmao

 

[The Cuntess]

See? Jealous quips about Flea's appearance.

I look better than anything he’s seen. Bet

 

[Frood]

So is your face but I figure that’s your problem.


Imagine not having fuck else to diss me in so you diss my fucking NAILS lmao

He wants to bodysnatch you for a soul transfer...

 

[Lily]

So is your face but I figure that’s your problem.


Imagine not having fuck else to diss me in so you diss my fucking NAILS lmao

My face isn't ugly though. As a matter of fact, at SG, when you weren't hating on me, you said I was pretty.

And if you think I'm ugly now, at least I'm not ugly on the inside. I don't hate my own brown people. Never have, never will.

So much for you knowing Cesar Chavez and your uncle being an activist...you're a sellout. To me, that's fucking ugly.

 

[Frood]

I look better than anything he’s seen. Bet

He's definitely a closeted trannie...

 

[Frood]

My face isn't ugly though. As a matter of fact, at SG, when you weren't hating on me, you said I was pretty.

And if you think I'm ugly now, at least I'm not ugly on the inside. I don't hate my own brown people. Never have, never will.

So much for you knowing Cesar Chavez and your uncle being an activist...you're a sellout. To me, that's fucking ugly.

^^^ racist statement as fuck.

 

[Lily]

^^^ racist statement as fuck.

IDGAF about your opinion.

 

[The Cuntess]

He's definitely a closeted trannie...

That’s why he supports those fucking degenerates

 

[Courier 6]

My face isn't ugly though. As a matter of fact, at SG, when you weren't hating on me, you said I was pretty.

And if you think I'm ugly now, at least I'm not ugly on the inside. I don't hate my own brown people. Never have, never will.

So much for you knowing Cesar Chavez and your uncle being an activist...you're a sellout. To me, that's fucking ugly.

"Por La Raza todo, Fuera de La Raza nada" -- right, you racist, insurrectionist manatee?