Pet Peeves

[Garraty_47]

Tell me...how did you come to that conclusion?

Observation and deduction, of course. Elementary.

 

[Frood]

Any tv show about pigs, lawyers, medical staff, politicians, et cetera.

These motherfuckers are extreme fucking scumbags. Don't try to paint them in a good light. I'm not watching unless they're being tortured to death with red hot pokers.

***spit***

 

[Fredricka]

Any tv show about pigs, lawyers, medical staff, politicians, et cetera.

These motherfuckers are extreme fucking scumbags. Don't try to paint them in a good light. I'm not watching unless they're being tortured to death with red hot pokers.

***spit***

What's wrong with medical staff?

 

[Garraty_47]

Relationship advice from people who aren't fucking anything except stupid.

 

[Frood]

What's wrong with medical staff?

They're not heroes and often dead wrong.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Good to know you're also an ass eater.

Now you can tell me if Garraty's ass smells like his breath.

I thought you already did that.

 

[mastersplither]

People who bitch and cry incessantly as a means to cope with being a massive failure.

 

[Frood]

Rice in a burrito

 

[Fredricka]

People who bitch and cry incessantly as a means to cope with being a massive failure.

Yes, jacks awful

 

[Flynn]

Observation and deduction, of course. Elementary.

You're upset because I hypothesized that your breath smells like moth-balls?

Really, Garraty, you need to grow up.

 

[Flynn]

I thought you already did that.

You thought wrong, again. No big surprise there.

 

[Seamajor]

They're not heroes and often dead wrong.

DD TV programs are no real.

 

[Alticus]

You thought wrong, again. No big surprise there.

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[Garraty_47]

You're upset because I hypothesized that your breath smells like moth-balls?

Puh-leeze.
That "you're obviously upset because you poasted something funny at my expense" gambit might work with some of the lower life forms wriggling around in this forum but you *should* know damn well I'm aware of how silly it is.

Really, Garraty, you need to grow up.

No, and you can't make me.
Sorry not sorry.

 

[Flynn]

Puh-leeze.
That "you're obviously upset because you poasted something funny at my expense" gambit might work with some of the lower life forms wriggling around in this forum but you *should* know damn well I'm aware of how silly it is.

All I did was present evidence on why your breath probably smells like a rotting barn. No need to get all grumpy about an innocent observation.

All you had to simply poast that your breath does not smell like the back end of a pig.

No, and you can't make me.
Sorry not sorry.

Getting upset over a simple observation is no way to go through life, essentially on the forums.

 

[Frood]

Flynn don't stink.

Stick a straw up her butt, pump air into it, and let her loose on a pond. Can't fart, can't sink, therefore can't stink.... unless the sun gets to her.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn don't stink.

Stick a straw up her butt, pump air into it, and let her loose on a pond. Can't fart, can't sink, therefore can't stink.... unless the sun gets to her.

That was...interesting.

 

[Frood]

When you're having a slash at a stainless steel urinal and the heat of your piss makes the sheet metal pop from the temperature differential and you get urine drops all over your pants.

 

[Frood]

Grey coloured vehicles on the roads. It doesn't matter what shade of grey because there's guaranteed to be some pavement in that exact hue around roundabouts, stop signs, and yield signs, when you nearly collide because the motherfuckers prefer road camo.

Then they glare at you because you had to avert sudden fuckwit road coloured drivers.... especially the aggressive driving ones.

Also, grey car driving fuckwits who are eating a slice of pineapple pizza.

 

[The Cuntess]

Trannies

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You thought wrong, again. No big surprise there.

I'll try harder.

 

[Lily]

Sure you do pig, or you wouldn't have replied.

I guess it's not the same without personal information to throw around.

Same as you not missing but making it clear you noticed I was gone, dipshit.

 

[Lily]

Drivers on their mobile phones.

 

[Frood]

Indoor cats. They don't guard or perform a function. Fiercely conceited, they hate rules and if they don't get what their tiny one track minds desire, they'll piss on something you really hold dear because they're always watching and scheming.

 

[Flynn]

Same as you not missing but making it clear you noticed I was gone, dipshit.

Yeah, it was hard not to notice...there wasn't as much crying and P.I. spewing.

 

[Lily]

Yeah, it was hard not to notice...there wasn't as much crying and P.I. spewing.

Try harder.

 

[Fredricka]

99% less snark too

 

[Flynn]

Try harder.

Why don't you leave again?

 

[Lily]

99% less snark too

You can snark. You don't require anyone's help for that.

 

[Lily]

Why don't you leave again?

Because you'd like it.