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[Frood]

I'm 29, Jack.

 

[Seamajor]

Hardly DD. You’re funny

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Right now my sideburns and chins are getting all the white

 

[Seamajor]

You look sixty

 

[Lily]

Not your IQ, Fruit. Your AGE.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I look like vacuum cleaner who got laid out from his accountant job

 

[Jack]

Took the words out of my mouth. He does look 60.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I look like vacuum cleaner salesman who got laid out from his accountant job

 

[Jack]

You're a liar Frood.

 

[Lily]

LOL @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[Seamajor]

Rancid

 

[Lily]

He's dumb Jack. He confuses his iq with his age...lol

 

[Jack]

LOL @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[Jack]

yeah I forgot.

 

[Jack]

doesnt he look old?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Club soda is just water with gas

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm 48 and I didn't know that

 

[MANCID RILKO]

How the fuck is that even possible

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I bought it thinking it was quinine water

 

[Lily]

You didn't think about it.

 

[Jack]

yes, carbonation is a thing

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Tonic water

 

[Jack]

can you get Fever Tree down there? (brand tonic water)

 

[Lily]

There is so much to know, we end up picking and choosing what we need to know.

 

[Jack]

that has quinine

 

[Lily]

Do you need quinine, Rancy?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Fever tree? Nah

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Tonic water used to be more popular

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Lily I like that bitter flavor LOL

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I enjoy a can once in a while