Favorite quotes

[The Prowler]

We are going to have sausages for dinner either tonight or on Tuesday.

 

[Fredricka]

We are going to have sausages for dinner either tonight or on Tuesday.

@Jack he's going to cannibalise your wife, are you just going to take this???

 

[The Prowler]

Jack is an old, frail man.

He is lucky that he has a woman who can take care of the heavy choirs around the house.

She takes out the garbage.

Jack folds the sheets.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack accidentally sent me a pm that was meant for lily, it said "why are they doing this to meeeeee" I think that's my most favourite quote ever

 

[The Prowler]

Jack accidentally sent me a pm that was meant for lily, it said "why are they doing this to meeeeee" I think that's my most favourite quote ever

He/she should be embarrassed.

 

[Liberty1976]

You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

 

[Fredricka]

"My names not Danny, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

 

[Fredricka]

1. Jack:
   Morning Ollie.
   15 minutes ago
2. How's my favorite perv?15 minutes ago

 

[Alticus]

"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

~Jesus Christ

 

[The Prowler]

"I used to be a lesbian. But now I am a straight, transman."

- Jack

 

[Fredricka]

"I surrender, you win, i can't take it more more" ~ jack

 

[MrNiceGuy]

You're a jerk. There are people from around the world that come there...

Lots of people can come someplace.

Could just be another blowbang.

Or was your post in a non flaming area?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I bet they're disappointed when they get there though, I know I would be

Well I got your late night call
You're in the center of it all
You're having a ball
And you're really doing fine
A west coast time
And I believe you
But here's one for the coast
And the people with the most
The pretty pretty folks
The west coast folks
And here we go again Its never gonna end
We're all so sick of California Songs
Yeah, We know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please no more California Songs
And Fuck New York too
Yeah your heaven is a lie
Just more shit that I don't buy
And they're heading for the coast
They're moving out in droves
Sending back reports on the radio
With the messages the same
It's gettin' pretty lame
California dreaming's on the radio
And here we go again It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California Songs
Yeah, We know you love L.A.
But there's nothing left to say
Please no more California Songs
And Fuck New York too

But if Lily's post was in a nonflaming area I get Lily's ire. But if anything goes than anything will go go dance.

 

[Lily]

Lots of people can come someplace.

Could just be another blowbang.

Or was your post in a non flaming area?

Non flaming.

 

[Fredricka]

In my defence, I'd had a few drinks

 

[The Prowler]

"No way am I leaving!!!! The sign said All-You-Can-Eat and I am not done!!!!!!!"

- Lardo Lily

 

[MrNiceGuy]

My fave quote is

To bee or not to bee that is honey.

Jack don't steal this you mothertrucker.

 

[The Prowler]

Technically Jack can not be a motherfucker because he/she does not have a penis.

Jack could get fucked by his/her father though.

But as far as I know there is no evidence of this ever happening.

 

[Megaone]

Technically Jack can not be a motherfucker because he/she does not have a penis.

Jack could get fucked by his/her father though.

But as far as I know there is no evidence of this ever happening.

My data banks concur with The Prowler's hypothesis. Is should also be noted that people in their 70's usually cannot use their penis for sexual gratification. This exercise has been proven in theory by Reggie Essent.

If you mean incest, then my calculations on whether or not @Jack could have been molested by an immediate family member such as his father can be calculated to a 98% probability rate, given his penchant for masturbating to A.I. generated pictures of scantily clad pictures of young looking girls and boys. I cannot find any evidence of any cyber laws being broken.

Given @Jack's propensity to keep doing things over the same way, only to get the same result, there's a 98% chance that @Jack will eventually have intimate sexual relations with an immediate family member.

 

[Fredricka]

We got it together didn't we?
We've definitely got our thing together, don't we baby?
Isn't that nice?
I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it
Isn't it really, really nice?

~ lily

 

[Lily]

We got it together didn't we?
We've definitely got our thing together, don't we baby?
Isn't that nice?
I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it
Isn't it really, really nice?

~ lily

 

[The Prowler]

We got it together didn't we?
We've definitely got our thing together, don't we baby?
Isn't that nice?
I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it
Isn't it really, really nice?

~ lily

So nice.

So, so nice.

 

[Fredricka]

You dont remember singing that?

 

[The Prowler]

You dont remember singing that?

She was probably drunk on jew gin her nazi buddies stole.

 

[Fredricka]

Lily: You make everything unpleasant because it's personal

Can you believe lily the queen of personal attacks said this?? The TEMERITY!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

We got it together didn't we?
We've definitely got our thing together, don't we baby?
Isn't that nice?
I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it
Isn't it really, really nice?

~ lily

@Lily Would either have to be really drunk or really smitten to speak like this.

I've never seen her call anyone baby. Neither man, nor woman, nor vodka in a very very dirty martini.

Which is how I picture Lily. A very clean girl dripping in a very dirty martini.

LOL

 

[Fredricka]

@Lily Would either have to be really drunk or really smitten to speak like this.

I've never seen her call anyone baby. Neither man, nor woman, nor vodka in a very very dirty martini.

Which is how I picture Lily. A very clean girl dripping in a very dirty martini.

LOL

She was both drunk and smitten, she's in love with me You know

 

[MrNiceGuy]

She was both drunk and smitten, she's in love with me You know

Did she eat your clamshell?

Was it bearded or bare?

Probing.

 

[Lily]

@Lily Would either have to be really drunk or really smitten to speak like this.

I've never seen her call anyone baby. Neither man, nor woman, nor vodka in a very very dirty martini.

Which is how I picture Lily. A very clean girl dripping in a very dirty martini.

LOL

That's because I didn't.

 

[Flynn]

That's because I didn't.

But you did submit 1,353,326 reports on various posts and threads and posters in a 4 month span, right?