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The Prowler

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Jack is an old, frail man.

He is lucky that he has a woman who can take care of the heavy choirs around the house.

She takes out the garbage.

Jack folds the sheets.
 

Fredricka

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Jack accidentally sent me a pm that was meant for lily, it said "why are they doing this to meeeeee" I think that's my most favourite quote ever
 

Liberty1976

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You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
 

Alticus

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"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

~Jesus Christ
 

MrNiceGuy

peace through anarchy
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I bet they're disappointed when they get there though, I know I would be


Well I got your late night call
You're in the center of it all
You're having a ball
And you're really doing fine
A west coast time
And I believe you
But here's one for the coast
And the people with the most
The pretty pretty folks
The west coast folks
And here we go again Its never gonna end
We're all so sick of California Songs
Yeah, We know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please no more California Songs
And Fuck New York too
Yeah your heaven is a lie
Just more shit that I don't buy
And they're heading for the coast
They're moving out in droves
Sending back reports on the radio
With the messages the same
It's gettin' pretty lame
California dreaming's on the radio
And here we go again It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California Songs
Yeah, We know you love L.A.
But there's nothing left to say
Please no more California Songs
And Fuck New York too

But if Lily's post was in a nonflaming area I get Lily's ire. But if anything goes than anything will go go dance.
 

The Prowler

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Technically Jack can not be a motherfucker because he/she does not have a penis.

Jack could get fucked by his/her father though.

But as far as I know there is no evidence of this ever happening.
 

Megaone

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Technically Jack can not be a motherfucker because he/she does not have a penis.

Jack could get fucked by his/her father though.

But as far as I know there is no evidence of this ever happening.

My data banks concur with The Prowler's hypothesis. Is should also be noted that people in their 70's usually cannot use their penis for sexual gratification. This exercise has been proven in theory by Reggie Essent.

If you mean incest, then my calculations on whether or not @Jack could have been molested by an immediate family member such as his father can be calculated to a 98% probability rate, given his penchant for masturbating to A.I. generated pictures of scantily clad pictures of young looking girls and boys. I cannot find any evidence of any cyber laws being broken.

Given @Jack's propensity to keep doing things over the same way, only to get the same result, there's a 98% chance that @Jack will eventually have intimate sexual relations with an immediate family member.