Because Of The Government Shitdown...

[250910]

Why are you soo combative?

Because you just won't stop shitting your pants and chair-dancing in it.

 

[Seamajor]

:)

You're an unskilled liar.

There's no 'funding'.

I swear you claimed Fatso was gonna save you. I was thinking positive thoughts.

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^What Pickles says to his wife twice a year.
*BOOM*

There are plenty of similarities between Martini and Flynn when it comes to posting style. One glaring example is their habit of trying to make out that they don't give any of their detractors the time of day (which is a barefaced lie), saying things like "I don't write to you", which grammatically is elementary school level and would have your teacher tearing their hair out. When Flynn is mad and in desperate need of dilating that gnarly frankenpussy, it isn't uncommon to log in and discover 40 or 50 notifications of pure seethe, usually posted at 3 or 4 am western US time Lmao.

So WTF happened? Did Martini's bro troon out? I noticed that he became pretty sympathetic towards the LGBT movement over the last few years.

 

[Flynn]

There are plenty similarities between Martini and Flynn when it comes to posting style. One glaring example is their habit of trying to make out that they don't give any of their detractors the time of day (which is a barefaced lie), saying things like "I don't write to you", which grammatically is elementary school level and would have your teacher tearing their hair out. When Flynn is mad and in desperate need of dilating that gnarly frankenpussy, it isn't uncommon to log in and discover 40 or 50 notifications of pure seethe, usually posted at 3 or 4 am western US time Lmao.

So WTF happened? Did Martini's bro troon out? I notice he became pretty sympathetic towards the LGBT movement over the last few years.

Look at this...from Nazi Faux Historian, to now an online C.S.I. Forum Investigator. You certainly do wear alot of hats around these here parts.

Here's the first instance of you looking incredibly stupid is you saying me being that candy-ass fruit Martini, "don't give my detractors the time of day." With a pregnant pause, I will reply. That's the most ridiculous thing you've posted to date. EVERYONE knows if I got something say, you're going to fucking read it whether you like it or not. I'm not one of your anus busted buddies, who need the herd of grazing tards as a shield. YOU of all people should know that I do not run, will not run. You'll need to pretty much e-kill me, and let me tell you bucko, you don't have enough or big enough stones to do the job. You'd need a whole orc brigade from The Lord Of The Rings, Gandalf, Jesus Christ, your Nana's dildo, and a rubber band to slay me.

Secondly, I have never replied, "I don't write to you." That's absolutely fucking fairy tales made up in your kiwi fruit sized brain. Matter of fact, one of the biggest complaints about me is that I don't shut the fuck up. That I bring up shit from years ago and just can't let it go. Had you incorporated any of that crap into your dead-on-arrival hypothesis, you might have perhaps had a point for the first time.

As any casual viewer at home can see, Aryan you are soooooo full of fucking shit, that I actually feel bad performing my next trick, which blows up any credibility *if any* you ever had. No really, you just don't fucking learn do you? I have ass raped you soooo many fucking times, using only your Nana's dildo, and admin's 3-foot long labia to smack the shit out of your butthole that now can give birth to bowling balls without any medical intervention. Alas, I digress...

...Aryan, I saw you crying over at TBC again. It twas amusing to say the least. You are getting fucking curb stomped by those natives. Those stupid fuckers are soo lame, but somehow they're able to paddle that behind of yours as easy as kicking admin down a flight of stairs at a gay swingers club. Now, you claim alot of things, you say alot of things, you do alot of things. Okay, I get it, you're a big bad manly man, and you won't be pushed around. Understandable. To be that ultra masculine man you claim to be, you first have to to be credible. There are alot of impressionable minds out here. So my point being is, if you can't keep your word to yourself, then why should anyone believe anything you say/post?

Please look at the date you posted that. Now, look at today's date. Next, look where I'm answering you at.

Owned.

 

[Flynn]

Because you just won't stop shitting your pants and chair-dancing in it.

You again?

Listen Boy Scout, it was fun while it lasted. I usually don't reply to your usual nonsense. Last weekend was a one off. Every year I give back to the forums by doing a marathon posting session with whoever is online, unless you're part of The Axis Of Stupidity, which after corresponding with you replying in only grunts and gestures, you are now a member of.

Please don't post to me or mention me in any further postings. The fact that you and @Jack run around here to just make "Good Gurl Art" is fucking sick, and you should have your penis sawed off with some rusty and dull razor wire. You are disgusting. You look disgusting, and your actions are disgusting. You are trash. The filth on the ground I walk on everyday. You are the culmination of mental illness and entitlement. You make me want to vomit. The mere mention of you makes me want to slit my own wrists. You should be incarcerated.

 

[250910]

This is truly riveting, really, and I mean that.

 

[250910]

You again?

Listen Boy Scout, it was fun while it lasted. I usually don't reply to your usual nonsense. Last weekend was a one off. Every year I give back to the forums by doing a marathon posting session with whoever is online, unless you're part of The Axis Of Stupidity, which after corresponding with you replying in only grunts and gestures, you are now a member of.

Please don't post to me or mention me in any further postings. The fact that you and @Jack run around here to just make "Good Gurl Art" is fucking sick, and you should have your penis sawed off with some rusty and dull razor wire. You are disgusting. You look disgusting, and your actions are disgusting. You are trash. The filth on the ground I walk on everyday. You are the culmination of mental illness and entitlement. You make me want to vomit. The mere mention of you makes me want to slit my own wrists. You should be incarcerated.

Don't be a sore sport; we all know you're "Oliver Swanick." After all that funding you've done, buy yourself something nice -- maybe a fish-scented cologne to spray your ballsack with so you can fool your dates a few seconds longer.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Oh yeah, did you happen to catch the name of the bloke?

Most are called Flynn i think, sdk Jack what his work title is.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Here's the first instance of you looking incredibly stupid is you saying me being that candy-ass fruit Martini, "don't give my detractors the time of day." With a pregnant pause, I will reply. That's the most ridiculous thing you've posted to date. EVERYONE knows if I got something say, you're going to fucking read it whether you like it or not. I'm not one of your anus busted buddies, who need the herd of grazing tards as a shield. YOU of all people should know that I do not run, will not run. You'll need to pretty much e-kill me, and let me tell you bucko, you don't have enough or big enough stones to do the job. You'd need a whole orc brigade from The Lord Of The Rings,

A fucking Lord Of The Rings reference... very feminine and definitely not the sort of thing which you'd expect to come from a rainbow fag flag adorned, neckbeard nest.

Secondly, I have never replied, "I don't write to you."

Yes you did and so has DarkSydePhil, aka your brother, in the past. The only difference is that idol slob neglected to include the "to", presumably it was too much effort.

That's absolutely fucking fairy tales made up in your kiwi fruit sized brain. Matter of fact, one of the biggest complaints about me is that I don't shut the fuck up.

HAHAHAHA finally some truth for a change. That must have taken a lot of effort. Are you ok? Do you need a lie down?

That I bring up shit from years ago and just can't let it go.

Well, that's true also. I am pretty sure I've already pointed this out to you numerous times over the years.

As any casual viewer at home can see, Aryan you are soooooo full of fucking shit, that I actually feel bad performing my next trick, which blows up any credibility *if any* you ever had. No really, you just don't fucking learn do you? I have ass raped you soooo many fucking times, using only your Nana's dildo, and admin's 3-foot long labia to smack the shit out of your butthole that now can give birth to bowling balls without any medical intervention. Alas, I digress...

There's always a noticeable homosexual undertone in your responses. Cut it out please, you're no longer in prison, bussin' on B wing. Perhaps that's where the whole "Flynn" persona was born, in the romantic settings of a Californian prison cell, while experiencing those blissful nights of sweaty sodomy and your quivering, puckered, sissyhole being mercilessly ploughed by Leroy.

...Aryan, I saw you crying over at TBC again. It twas amusing to say the least. You are getting fucking curb stomped by those natives. Those stupid fuckers are soo lame, but somehow they're able to paddle that behind of yours as easy as kicking admin down a flight of stairs at a gay swingers club. Now, you claim alot of things, you say alot of things, you do alot of things. Okay, I get it, you're a big bad manly man, and you won't be pushed around. Understandable. To be that ultra masculine man you claim to be, you first have to to be credible. There are alot of impressionable minds out here. So my point being is, if you can't keep your word to yourself, then why should anyone believe anything you say/post? look at the date you posted that. Now, look at today's date. Next, look where I'm answering you at.

Owned.

Please point out this alleged "ownership", if you would be so kind? Much obliged. Thus far, no one has been able to do so when asked. Furthermore, I'm not pretending to be "ultra masculine" (you don't see many wannabe tough guys who love cats and dogs do you?) I'm just being myself. If you can't be open and honest about yourself online then you've got problems.

 

[Master Pu]

There are plenty of similarities between Martini and Flynn when it comes to posting style. One glaring example is their habit of trying to make out that they don't give any of their detractors the time of day (which is a barefaced lie), saying things like "I don't write to you", which grammatically is elementary school level and would have your teacher tearing their hair out. When Flynn is mad and in desperate need of dilating that gnarly frankenpussy, it isn't uncommon to log in and discover 40 or 50 notifications of pure seethe, usually posted at 3 or 4 am western US time Lmao.

So WTF happened? Did Martini's bro troon out? I noticed that he became pretty sympathetic towards the LGBT movement over the last few years.

Idk but they're both out there that's true.

 

[250910]

I finally got a Venmo, just for @Flynn -- here it is:

youcansuckmyentiredick@butyourmomdoesitbetter.woopwoop

 

[Flynn]

A fucking Lord Of The Rings reference... very feminine and definitely not the sort of thing which you'd expect to come from a rainbow fag flag adorned, neckbeard nest.

Now all of a sudden YOU know what should be posted? Once again you present your non-oroven allegations like they were fact and stored in your beat up and this whole time. Yes, I brought up The Lord Of The Rings reference because I was talking about it with someone over the weekend, so it was still fresh in my mind.

What your problem is that you haven't proven who YOU are. No Vocaroo. No real pics, and alot to hide. Not onl that but your so-called evidence is busted by your own admission that you think I am who I say I am...your own words...

Yes you did and so has DarkSydePhil, aka your brother, in the past. The only difference is that idol slob neglected to include the "to", presumably it was too much effort.

I see that you can't link anything as per your usual. That fact that you've written your typical wannabe spam to cover up the fact that there's NO EVIDENCE me ever being Martini and/or Pickles only makes your desperate grabbing at straws more fulfilling.

HAHAHAHA finally some truth for a change. That must have taken a lot of effort. Are you ok? Do you need a lie down?

Some truth? Whereas all your facts statements from me beating in your weak ass anytime I want. You are one of the easiest dipshits to troll all because I rejected your advances and have proof of saying I am who I say I am. Unlike you that runs around whining about being banned in a stupid forum. How did that work out for you?

Well, that's true also. I am pretty sure I've already pointed this out to you numerous times over the years.

Hey dummy, if I am already aware of it then I don't need your reminders. You just stick to pilfering more pictures that clearly are not you, and I'll continue making you eat your own left foot whenever you post something soo incredibly daft, that even your Nana rolls over in her grave.

There's always a noticeable homosexual undertone in your responses. Cut it out please, you're no longer in prison, bussin' on B wing. Perhaps that's where the whole "Flynn" persona was born, in the romantic settings of a Californian prison cell, while experiencing those blissful nights of sweaty sodomy and your quivering, puckered, sissyhole being mercilessly ploughed by Leroy.

There is? Says the genius always talking about fags, trannies, and dicks. You really need to stop protecting your insecurities into every single one of your watered down posts. The simple fact is you go around bashing alternative lifestyles because the truth of the matter is you're coping for something you're hiding. All the info you've gotten about me is very second hand, plus the fact that a woman is able to handle you sooo very easily makes you even more sure, I just can't be female...nevermind your pm where you admit I am female.

That's all I need...ever.

Please point out this alleged "ownership", if you would be so kind? Much obliged. Thus far, no one has been able to do so when asked. Furthermore, I'm not pretending to be "ultra masculine" (you don't see many wannabe tough guys who love cats and dogs do you?) I'm just being myself. If you can't be open and honest about yourself online then you've got problems.

IIt's right here in front of you as usual. This huge reply is nothing more than another attempt to muddy up the water to whitewash the fact YOU refuse to post a Vocaroo. Secondly, this whole time you're calling me a guy, but in the same day you call me a woman with a smokers voice. Your story and narrative about me always changes and is never the same. Kinda like BENZO'S ever revolving story about me.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Now all of a sudden YOU know what should be posted? Once again you present your non-oroven allegations like they were fact and stored in your beat up and this whole time. Yes, I brought up The Lord Of The Rings reference because I was talking about it with someone over the weekend, so it was still fresh in my mind.

How fascinating!!! Do tell me moARR!!! Why not thrown in some MMA talk and chatter about 1970's car chasis?

What your problem is that you haven't proven who YOU are. No Vocaroo. No real pics, and alot to hide. Not onl that but your so-called evidence is busted by your own admission that you think I am who I say I am...your own words...

And how have you proven anything? A 2005 photo of some chick hugging to a lab and a 2010 photo of some drunken hoe on a boat?

I see that you can't link anything as per your usual. That fact that you've written your typical wannabe spam to cover up the fact that there's NO EVIDENCE me ever being Martini and/or Pickles only makes your desperate grabbing at straws more fulfilling.

Links/shminks... We've all seen enough over the years to arrival at a probable conclusion.

Some truth? Whereas all your facts statements from me beating in your weak ass anytime I want. You are one of the easiest dipshits to troll all because I rejected your advances and have proof of saying I am who I say I am. Unlike you that runs around whining about being banned in a stupid forum. How did that work out for you?

2 things, Firstly I never made any "advances" towards you and secondly I haven't whined about being banned anywhere.

Hey dummy, if I am already aware of it then I don't need your reminders. You just stick to pilfering more pictures that clearly are not you, and I'll continue making you eat your own left foot whenever you post something soo incredibly daft, that even your Nana rolls over in her grave.

Again with the dead relatives talk. Very classsy.

There is? Says the genius always talking about fags, trannies, and dicks. You really need to stop protecting your insecurities into every single one of your watered down posts. The simple fact is you go around bashing alternative lifestyles

HAHAHA, which particular brand of "alternate lifestyle" is yours, maam?

the truth of the matter is you're coping for something you're hiding. All the info you've gotten about me is very second hand, plus the fact that a woman is able to handle you sooo very easily makes you even more sure, I just can't be female...nevermind your pm where you admit I am female.

I'm not hiding anything I just don't like you blue state cosmopolitan woke types.

IIt's right here in front of you as usual. This huge reply is nothing more than another attempt to muddy up the water to whitewash the fact YOU refuse to post a Vocaroo. Secondly, this whole time you're calling me a guy, but in the same day you call me a woman with a smokers voice. Your story and narrative about me always changes and is never the same. Kinda like BENZO'S ever revolving story about me.

The vacaroo you posted was AI, it was all distorted and high pitched at the beginning.

Heck, you can't even provide a real voice, never mind pics.

 

[Flynn]

How fascinating!!! Do tell me moARR!!! Why not thrown in some MMA talk and chatter about 1970's car chasis?

And how have you proven anything? A 2005 photo of some chick hugging to a lab and a 2010 photo of some drunken hoe on a boat?

Links/shminks... We've all seen enough over the years to arrival at a probable conclusion.

2 things, Firstly I never made any "advances" towards you and secondly I haven't whined about being banned anywhere.

Again with the dead relatives talk. Very classsy.

HAHAHA, which particular brand of "alternate lifestyle" is yours, maam?

I'm not hiding anything I just don't like you blue state cosmopolitan woke types.

The vacaroo you posted was AI, it was all distorted and high pitched at the beginning.

Heck, you can't even provide a real voice, never mind pics.

 

[Flynn]

Oh and Aryan it didn't go unnoticed that you changed up your story again. Now my voice is A.I., yet a little while ago you stated I sounded like a 60-year-old lunch lady. Why would anyone pick the voice of a lunch lady?

None of that matters because anyone can plainly see you trying desperately to argue why YOU'VE NEVER posted a Vocaroo.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh and Aryan it didn't go unnoticed that you changed up your story again. Now my voice is A.I., yet a little while ago you stated I sounded like a 60-year-old lunch lady. Why would anyone pick the voice of a lunch lady?

None of that matters because anyone can plainly see you trying desperately to argue why YOU'VE NEVER posted a Vocaroo.

My inbox is open if you genuinely wish to talk.

I hope you figure out whatever is happening in your life.

 

[Flynn]

My inbox is open if you genuinely wish to talk.

Oh. So you can hit on me some more?

I hope you figure out whatever is happening in your life.

Sure, right after you explain this...

 

[ESAD TIA]

 

[Flynn]

What?!?!

No wonder Aryan won't post a Vocaroo if that's what a typical U.K. idiot sound like.

@Cookie Monster do you sound that daft?

 

[ESAD TIA]

What?!?!

What?

 

[ESAD TIA]

 

[ESAD TIA]

What?!?!

No wonder Aryan won't post a Vocaroo if that's what a typical U.K. idiot sound like.

@Cookie Monster do you sound that daft?

These are the cards I was dealt flynn what am I to do with them, just bluff and not show my hand like others or post them and be ridiculed by people who mean so much to me?

 

[Flynn]

After listening to that, I don't know whether to be mad or sad?

Did you just cuss at me?

 

[ESAD TIA]

After listening to that, I don't know whether to be mad or sad?

Did you just cuss at me?

No im British i cussed about myself several times, self deprecation is a nation pass time.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Whats funny to me is why the fuck is Flynn so desperate to hear my voice?

Perhaps I'm a female LARP'ing as a male, wouldn't that be something?

 

[Fredricka]

There's a job waiting for you on eastenders :)

 

[ESAD TIA]

There's a job waiting for you on eastenders :)

That's enough out of you missy.

 

[Flynn]

These are the cards I was dealt flynn what am I to do with them, just bluff and not show my hand like others or post them and be ridiculed by people who mean so much to me?

Aye, you bring up a good and strong point. Who am I to judge someone because they sound retarded? I know it, you can't help sounding like that daft cunt, Aryan. But, because of your tremendous courage, I get why this IS such a problem for him. Good God man, when I listened to your first Vocaroo, I was terrified, and petrified. I didn't know what manner of creature I was listening to. I had never read anything on any Cryotoids sounding like a zombie.

Mate, are you sure you can't just start enunciating your words a little better?

Do you think maybe a dental dam might help?

 

[Fredricka]

That's enough out of you missy.

I reckon you'd be a Mitchell with that voice

 

[Adam Hitler]

I was about to welcome Phil Mitchell to the board...

Is he even still alive?