If you donate money to numbers....

[The Prowler]

Was that Asparagus Man?

 

[Seamajor]

I just wanna stuff Fredricka's entire skull into my cavernous, slavering maw with its panoply of writhing, razor-sharp-teeth-lined tongues and its rows upon rows of dagger-like fangs, and then GNAW the putrid juices out of her swarthy little cranium!

She's my FILTHY little Paki TREAT.

Her anatomy is out of this solar system

 

[The Question]

CUM to me, @Fredricka , my DISEASED little FLOWER, my DELICIOUS little GROTESQUE! I can SMELL you -- your scent is like a homeless camp packed to the bounds with DECAYING FLESH that's taken a DIRECT HIT from an INCENDIARY SHITBOMB! I want to LAVISH YOU and RAVISH YOU in my UNHOLY AFFECTIONS!

 

[Cookie Monster]

He needs to learn how to cook and budget....

No fucks given if he starves or not. Numbers is a lazy entitled skinned knee brat bitch.

Buy a sack of a potatoes, Bitch Numbers!

Learning how to cook from scratch has been a major godsend and is a major survival skill. I would put it 2nd after literacy in importance and view none cookers as retarded bums.

@Fredricka Can you cook? Beyond pouring hot water over dried noodles?

 

[Fredricka]

Danny has THE worst chat up lines, makes me wish I never donated now

 

[Fredricka]

Learning how to cook from scratch has been a major godsend and is a major survival skill. I would put it 2nd after literacy in importance and view none cookers as retarded bums.

@Fredricka Can you cook? Beyond pouring hot water over dried noodles?

You know I do the best pastys in the South West, don't mess

 

[Frood]

Learning how to cook from scratch has been a major godsend and is a major survival skill. I would put it 2nd after literacy in importance and view none cookers as retarded bums.

@Fredricka Can you cook? Beyond pouring hot water over dried noodles?

When times get lean, it's amazing what you can knock together in the kitchen from seemingly random things, and do it for a week or two without much shopping whatsoever. Every fridge, freezer, and cupboard has something that goes together nicely.

 

[Cookie Monster]

When times get lean, it's amazing what you can knock together in the kitchen from seemingly random things, and do it for a week or two without much shopping whatsoever. Every fridge, freezer, and cupboard has something that goes together nicely.

I can go to Sainsburys supermarket and they sell of cuts of bacon in a pack for £1 or $1.20. This provides enough chops for 3 good meals or if rashers 5 stuffed bacon sandwiches. Sometimes you cant identify the cuts in the pack which makes it more of a fun lucky dip, Yesterday I had smoked bacon chunks in a cheesy mash potato hash served with peas.

This is ridiculously cheap, regardless of my finances I enjoy this so much I do it all the time..

 

[Frood]

I can go to Sainsburys supermarket and they sell of cuts of bacon in a pack for £1 or $1.20. This provides enough chops for 3 good meals or if rashers 5 stuffed bacon sandwiches. Sometimes you cant identify the cuts in the pack which makes it more of a fun lucky dip, Yesterday I had smoked bacon chunks in a cheesy mash potato hash served with peas.

This is ridiculously cheap, regardless of my finances I enjoy this so much I do it all the time..

I always keep at least one can of cream of celery soup on hand, breadcrumbs, and there is usually at least one head of broccoli in the fridge at any one time, as well as kilo cheese block.

I keep my eyes out for half priced roasted chooks at the supermarket... if I get a hot one, straight to the casserole (with forementioned ingredients).... if I can score a few half priced chooks....I eat the wings immediately, then partition out the rest of the bird and freeze it in shallow layers, for a later casserole, burritos, or chicken salad sandwich at smokos....

It's cheap.... but effective.

 

[Fredricka]

Bollox does cookie shop at sainsburys, I wont believe it. He hasn't got money, he hasn't got class he hadn't got taste. He most likely gets 5 dried packet meals for a pound in pound land, and I won't believe anything else

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Bollox does cookie shop at sainsburys, I wont believe it. He hasn't got money, he hasn't got class he hadn't got taste. He most likely gets 5 dried packet meals for a pound in pound land, and I won't believe anything else

In America we have Marianos or Whole Foods if you want to pay too much for groceries.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

@Fredricka Can you cook? Beyond pouring hot water over dried noodles?

If you can handle the cooking maybe just ask her if she's good at houskeeping.

 

[Fredricka]

All this talk of food is very cruel on numbers, I'm sorry numbers for mentioning the dried food packet meals, you must feel absolutely wretched :(

 

[Reggie_Essent]

If you can handle the cooking maybe just ask her if she's good at houskeeping.

I think Fred spends moar time cracking one liners online than she does tidying up. But that's cool. I'm the same way. :)

 

[Holy Holliday !]

I think Fred spends moar time cracking one liners online than .....

You'd think she'd be good at it, but enthusiasm is no substitute for talent.

 

[The Question]

All this talk of food is very cruel on numbers, I'm sorry numbers for mentioning the dried food packet meals, you must feel absolutely wretched :(

Love to burst your bubble, I'm frying chicken atm.

 

[X]

Once I donated to him and he didn’t even say thanks

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Once I donated to him and he didn’t even say thanks

Giving is about the selfless jesture, X. One should neither expect nor want anything in return.

 

[The Question]

Once I donated to him and he didn’t even say thanks

Really. What was the amount so I know it was you?

 

[X]

Giving is about the selfless jesture, X. One should neither expect nor want anything in

Yup

 

[X]

Really. What was the amount so I know it was you?

$27 fiddy

 

[Fredricka]

Once I donated to him and he didn’t even say thanks

He just insults me, at least he didn't name jack us though

 

[X]

Jack left him

 

[Holy Holliday !]

$27 fiddy

Damn - that's 275 Duhv blowjobs given up. @The Question
. Quite a sacrifice.

 

[X]

Broke up with his ass. Couldn’t take the begging

 

[Fredricka]

Love to burst your bubble, I'm frying chicken atm.

Is it a special occasion or something?

 

[The Question]

$27 fiddy

Well, since I deleted that GFM, I can't really check. Thought I'd still be able to look at the records on it, but nope.

Oh, well.

If you're being truthful, then truthfully thanks.

And if you're not, then I know jusht how I'll thank ya muthuh tonight, Trebek! A-HAW-HAW-HAW!

 

[Fredricka]

Broke up with his ass. Couldn’t take the begging

That has to hurt ,even jack dumped him ffs

 

[The Question]

Is it a special occasion or something?

The GFM was labeled 'Shutdown Emergency' because the shutdown -- you'll be gobsmacked by this -- caused an emergency. The avenues I usually use to get by in a pinch weren't open and operating.

Now they are.

I wasn't angling for candy bar and beer money. I was after actual food. All good now, though.

 

[X]

That has to hurt ,even jack dumped him ffs

People would point and whisper when they were together ‘there’s the begger guy ‘ Jack hated being ridiculed