Semenmajor's dick passed away last night

[Adam]

Holy shit, I just randomly got a flashback to when Cricks made a thread with this title. The LOLZ were endless, along with semen's seethe.

I can't remember whether it was on here or VF, funny shit though.

Also @realgrimm do you recall the photoshop of Semen's face with the headline "Smearer flees hospital. Poop man on the run."

I wish I still had that chop.

@UncleDiLF @Seamajor

 

[Seamajor]

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[Fredricka]

I piss on Seamajors dicks grave, no respect for his dead dick, NONE

 

[ESAD TIA]

I piss on Seamajors dicks grave, no respect for his dead dick, NONE

If rigor mortis has set in at least its working for the first time in 20years.

 

[Seamajor]

If rigor mortis has set in at least its working for the first time in 20years.

Just another dick to crave. Do you know Herman?

 

[Seamajor]

Fraud has 3 holes to choose from. Stay away from the top one

 

[No One]

They forgot him.

 

[Fredricka]

They forgot him.

Jack turned up on his mobility scooter yesterday, the last I saw Seamajor was standing on the back of it waving his stick at us as they 'zoomed' off into the distance

 

[Adam]

 

[Adam]

I just need a pic of Semen now.

 

[Fredricka]

I just need a pic of Semen now.

Frood has his latest death shot I think

 

[The Cuntess]

They forgot him.

They did huh! Left that negro behind like a bad habit

 

[The Cuntess]

@Frood . You know what to do

 

[Frood]

@Frood . You know what to do

 

[Adam]

BWAHAHHA poor Semen. He's taken Jack's place as the forum urinal.

 

[Seamajor]

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Every Britt’s favorite whore

 

[Seamajor]

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Every December. Right Scouse?

 

[Seamajor]

@Frood . You know what to do

Did ya finally drop off your Grand daughter at the White House yet, Tractor Ass?

 

[Seamajor]

I just need a pic of Semen now.

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Heres 2 of them. By the way, how are your swimming lessons going?

 

[Seamajor]

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DDs got Frank, with or without the goods

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at Seamajor ranting to himself

 

[Seamajor]

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Who changes your double lined diapers chubby? Maybe hubby when he not chasing civilized pussy?

 

[Seamajor]

Can’t you do something about those wrinkles? Make up maybe?

 

[Fredricka]

Can’t you do something about those wrinkles? Make up maybe?

You want to put makeup on your gut? I don't think that's usual ,but it's up to you

 

[Seamajor]

You want to put makeup on your gut? I don't think that's usual ,but it's up to you

No dummy. On yours

 

[Seamajor]

-2623. Perfect

 

[Adam]

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1992 was a good year. I was only 10 though. How old were you here?

 

[Fredricka]

-2623. Perfect

How embarrassing for you to be riding jacks coat tails like this

 

[Flynn]

@Seamajor

Is this true? My problem with all this is Aryan's "medical term" coinage. From my understanding of simple biology, one's pecker just doesn't just "pass away." It seems that the penis is a very strong muscle in the male physiology, capable of being abused by the likes of Alticus and his 24 hour masturbating sessions. Dicks rarely die. Usually, in some small cases the penis does need to be removed. Not unheard of, but the occurrence of that is very, very low. It usually is a byproduct of disease or an accident.

So you do still have a working penis, right, Seamajor?

 

[Adam]

I'm sure if you ask nicely he'll send you a pic of his gristle.