Here are some tips to improve your forum cred.
1. Log on early, preferably 5am. Park yourself in the shoutbox and give a hearty "good morning" to each member as he/she logs on.
2. Always take part in the "what you having for dinner" and "what is your most recent purchase" threads and make sure to show feigned excitement at what other people are eating or purchasing.
3. Always respect sheriff.
4. Always reciprocate positive emojis, even if you find a person's post to be pure, watered down shit, give it a charity "hahaha" if they have given you a positive emote that day.
5. It is very important to be liked and fit in on an obscure, meaningless "troll" forum like this, so make sure you read the room and go along with whatever "clique" has the biggest posse. Sometimes you may have to switch posses if your current posse is perceived as "sucking cock" all the time.
6. Wanna know who your true friends are on the board, ask them if you can borrow some money, if they give you money, that is a true friend.
7. Don't ever post creepy, nude AI art.
