The Murdy, Oak, KM phone call

[Martini]

Last night Mudry, Oak and I had a two hour phone call catching up.

I should have recorded it, it was fucking hilarious. The one thing you realize about ppl within this community is when they're not typing out shit, just how quick witted and funny they really are.

I was laughing so hard, they both had to ask out loud if I was either okay or still on the line.

Fear not, you genetically compromised retards, I am doing my best to bring Oak back here into the fold.

We need a once a week discord chat. Last night's phone call was a two hour podcast that rivals many big time podcasts in the media. I always knew Murdy was funny, but Oak is hilarious.

As the new owner, I will do my best to bring top notch content here.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Just keep my monthly poasting stipend coming.

 

[Martini]

Just keep my monthly poasting stipend coming.

Make good content first

 

[Fredricka]

You'll find murdy was in the sb literally all day and all night. Lies busted

 

[Fredricka]

He can't even keep himself here, let alone other members

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Fear not, you genetically compromised retards, I am doing my best to bring Oak back here into the fold.

Please don't.

 

[The Prowler]

The only time Lardo is funny is when she tries to find a hat that fits.

 

[Martini]

You'll find murdy was in the sb literally all day and all night. Lies busted

@Murdy this retard thinks the phone call didnt happen.

lolololol

 

[Fredricka]

@Murdy this retard thinks the phone call didnt happen.

lolololol

Have a look at the sb posts and times from yesterday and next time do your homework before you try and pull one over us

 

[The Prowler]

Have a look at the sb posts and times from yesterday and next time do your homework before you try and pull one over us

i just looked....that pudgy dwarf was here all night!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

i just looked....that pudgy dwarf was here all night!!!!

Exactly, I think lily was too

 

[The Prowler]

Exactly, I think lily was too

It that legal....?

Is there not some kind of weight limit?

 

[Martini]

i just looked....that pudgy dwarf was here all night!!!!

Have a look at the sb posts and times from yesterday and next time do your homework before you try and pull one over us

Hey retards, just because others can talk on a phone and post at the same time which, obviously to fucking fat kneed morons like this smooth brained couple is like impossible, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Go to a fucking gym and don't use the equipment, change the fucking garbage.

 

[The Prowler]

it didn't happen

Trimmed it to just the important stuff.

 

[Frood]

Moon-head Murdy and Fat Oak are moronic slobs. Poofer is really slumming it these days.

 

[Fredricka]

Hey retards, just because others can talk on a phone and post at the same time which, obviously to fucking fat kneed morons like this smooth brained couple is like impossible, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Go to a fucking gym and don't use the equipment, change the fucking garbage.

Is that how boring you were during this imaginary phone call, that you couldn't command their whole attention? Even your imaginary friends find you boring and inthufferable

 

[Seamajor]

Just keep my monthly poasting stipend coming.

I doubt you have $5.

 

[Murdy]

You'll find murdy was in the sb literally all day and all night. Lies busted

Except for the 2+ hour hiatus for this phone call

 

[Murdy]

Have a look at the sb posts and times from yesterday and next time do your homework before you try and pull one over us

You sound enviously inadequate…

Like you’re peddling cucumber, cream cheese tea sandwiches at an Italian deli counter on Saturday morning at the beach.

 

[Murdy]

Trimmed it to just the important stuff.

Awww just like how you tried to claim our Palm Springs retreat ended up with someone shitting in the jacuzzi.

Fortunately for you… I know your imagination isn’t this good and you’re deflecting on yet another trade your defunct only option wife swap adventure gone wrong.

Your anger and presence on this forum speak louder that your bold font manic episodes.

 

[The Prowler]

our Palm Springs retreat ended up with someone shitting in the jacuzzi

I warned you that anal sex would cause leakage.

 

[Murdy]

I warned you that anal sex would cause leakage.

I’m an anal virgin.

Reverse not true… but here we are.

 

[Murdy]

Let’s examine Prolapse aka @The Prowler

A self-proclaimed “socialite” “alpha male” “happily married” “envied by men” “friend to all” specimen of forum bottom dwelling minion RL micro penis if I’ve ever seen one.

History: how did he get here?

CO flunky. Exposed by Dove as Martini way back in 2015… debunked by MOI!

Hated by Flea during the SG era.

Can’t flame. Hides behind the “I hate women” documented epic fail limp wristed rhetoric.

Calls Oak “fat” constantly because her brain outweighs his entire existence in real time.

Let’s dive deeper…

Proposed proposed to Rosie O’Donnell after 10 (TEN FUCKING YEARS) years of being swindled by online cat fish tranny abortion money and the snail trail couch to the fridge disaster accepts this like she accepted this bullshit matrimony… cheaper to keep her! Never has posted the ring btw.

Spends his life of “happiness” online calling women who are living with attorneys and have JDs “fat” to overcome his tic tac sized micro penis. Again… too cheap for a penis implant. Cheaper to be online while your beard avoids you like the plague and you sleep in the basement on the couch with the dogs … hopefully stroking with less perversion than yourself.

Too cheap for in-vitro, a surrogate, or legal adoption.

Adopted a 3rd world baby… and resorted to umpire at a little league when his wife decided to numb herself with benzodiazepines and 86’d him out of the master bedroom…. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

But… still… a legend in his own bald ass head…

SWOOSH!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Except for the 2+ hour hiatus for this phone call

He said you were posting at the same time, so which lie are we going with? You should confer to get your stories straight, but remember, I'll see through any porkies, porky

 

[Frood]

Murdy Five Head is drunk again. She got out of her pasture and went straight to the base of the crabapple tree....

 

[Fredricka]

Her swill turned into alcohol, clearly

 

[Frood]

Why are morbidly obese women always so fucking tedious and ignorant on social media?

 

[Fredricka]

Why are morbidly obese women always so fucking tedious and ignorant on social media?

They can't eat social media

 

[Frood]

They can't eat social media

Or have it fisted up their smelly fat piss flaps...

 

[Seamajor]

Or have it fisted up their smelly fat piss flaps...

Which side is yours pierced?