I haven't had to cook for days now.... I've finally broken my wife's passive aggressive underlying yet undiagnosed feminist spirit but at a cost.... the food is pretty average.
How can somebody muck up a pasta carbonara you ask? I told her there was a jar of highly processed shelf stable carbonara sauce in the back cupboard for lazy meals or power outages but to use the bacon in the fridge or the half of roast chicken in the fridge plus some sliced mushroom caps... then I went to bed.
Woke up for work and she said there's still some carbonara left in the pan. I was like yeehaw! I don't need to spend 10-15 minutes slicing up vegetables and meats to make salad sandwich rolls!
Then I looked in the pan. It was just penne pasta and the jar sauce...
I'm joking about the pseudo feminism. She never learned to cook or think outside the box. To her, she made dinner...and God bless her for trying. Lol