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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

My Vespa scooter.


Did you ever tell a person bigger than you what they can go do to themselves?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

My Vespa scooter.


Did you ever tell a person bigger than you what they can go do to themselves?

I get beaten up a lot!

Why is Iron Maiden the best band ever?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

They're only the best if we're on planet Opposite Day.


Why did the Chinese build that wall?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They're only the best if we're on planet Opposite Day.


Why did the Chinese build that wall?

Because they couldn't afford Mexicans.

Why is it when you have the time to do what you always wanted, you don't want to anymore?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

They're only the best if we're on planet Opposite Day.


Why did the Chinese build that wall?

It was a street art project. The kids tagged it so they closed it. At first it was only closed on doll day and sat night but then they just had to give up on it altogether. Its sad really because a lot of people enjoyed it.

Why am I so bloody sexy?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Now I don't know what to answer.


Can someone please tell me who is actually in charge?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Now I don't know what to answer.


Can someone please tell me who is actually in charge?

Either Jesus, Mary or Mohammad depending on your definition.

Can I borrow $5?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hell no, I'm Greek.


Do the stars twinkle or shine?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Shine, I'm Italian!

Whats the point of washing yourself when you are going to get dirty again?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Getting sex.


Does matter if the universe is expanding or collapsing?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Getting sex.


Does matter if the universe is expanding or collapsing?

Not really, who gives a fuck, I mean really!

Why is the fire scrien going off?

 

[Seamajor]

I’d guess a fire?

What do you eat, and never get tired of ?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Vagina!

Fat chix count as a 3some right?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yes sir!

Do you love niggers?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No, but I do lust them.

Have you ever put a kitten in a pillow case and beaten it to death?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Twice.


Do astrologers go gambling based on the phase of the moon?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Twice.


Do astrologers go gambling based on the phase of the moon?

Only on Tuesdays.

Why did the?

 

[The Associate]

Why did the?

Because it.

Whose fault is THAT, HMMM?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Because it.

Whose fault is THAT, HMMM?

Yours!

Why do you insist on doing that?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Because its fun.


How did you like it?

 

[The Associate]

How did you like it?

Shaken, not stirred.

Did you have to?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Deal with it.


Should I do it again?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Fuck yea!

Why wouldn't you?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I don't want to be seen as some kind of freak.


What time should I do it?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Now! Do it now!

Will it be on youtube?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

It will be on pornhub.


Are you ready?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Ive always been ready.

Have you got everything you need?

 

[Seamajor]

More

What time do we leave?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

We are going soon, get ready, hurry up!!!

I invited Seamajor, is that ok?

 

[Seamajor]

Not really

Do you care?