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[Murdy]

The Meek One is dead, you're fat, Chaos and me are buddies, no one likes you.

The most exciting thing that happens to you is reliving a brief account hijack from 20 years ago.

You keep fixating on his death like it removes the eternal BURN on your entire intradweeb minuscule existence

 

[wizer]

You keep fixating on his death like it removes the eternal BURN on your entire intradweeb minuscule existence

I'm actually more fixated on the morbidly obese such as yourself.

Why do people do this to themselves? Do you enjoy not being able to properly wipe?

Where's the thrill?

 

[Murdy]

I'm actually more fixated on the morbidly obese such as yourself.

Why do people do this to themselves? Do you enjoy not being able to properly wipe?

Where's the thrill?

Deflection noted.

You can’t be traced to TV because Meeks drove you off the intrawebs entirely.

How did you get here, exactly?

 

[wizer]

Deflection noted.

You can’t be traced to TV because Meeks drove you off the intrawebs entirely.

How did you get here, exactly?

Same as you, via birth canal.

Do you REALLY not know this?

I honestly gave you more credit

Did I mention that The Meek One is dead? I derive way too much satisfaction from his early demise.

 

[Murdy]

Same as you, via birth canal.

Do you REALLY not know this?

I honestly gave you more credit

Did I mention that The Meek One is dead? I derive way too much satisfaction from his early demise.

You ran like a bitch.

 

[wizer]

You ran like a bitch.

I did not! When I found out my forum account was temporarily hijacked I blew a gasket, my blood pressure went through the freaking roof, I collapsed on the floor of my office and passed out for a brief period of time. I awoke to my office manager giving me artificial rescusitation during which time she took the opportunity to slide her tongue into my mouth.

For extra precaution they removed me on a stretcher and kept me under observation for 24 hours by the time I got home and back on my computer my account was restored.

Just reliving the experience 2 decades later leaves me trembling.

 

[Flynn]

stop trying to fuck me


I’m focused on not liking you right now….

Do you see me in some slickers, and knee high rubber wading boots?

No, bitch, no one's trying to "fuck you." If anything, everyone should bring an armed sober friend with them if they're going to meet you.

 

[Flynn]

I like financial padding… not FULL blown corruption.


Don’t hate me cause I can’t thrive in squalor…

No one even thinks of you to hate you.

You're like this pervert non-entity.

 

[wizer]

No one even thinks of you to hate you.

You're like this pervert non-entity.

Murdock is currently experiencing an epic meltdown as per the Shoutbox.

She can't hear you or anyone else right now and if she's not home, the concern about a tree or guardrail is a real possibility.

 

[Murdy]

Do you see me in some slickers, and knee high rubber wading boots?

No, bitch, no one's trying to "fuck you." If anything, everyone should bring an armed sober friend with them if they're going to

your chonies smell like eviction

 

[wizer]

your chomies smell like eviction

@Flynn

See what I mean?

Epic... Murdock... meltdown.

I'd like to take some credit for this but I acknowledge it's the booze and the drugs as a way to cope with a life of misery and over indulgence when it comes to raiding the refrigerator when things don't go quite as planned.

 

[Murdy]

Murdock is currently experiencing an epic meltdown as per the Shoutbox.

She can't hear you or anyone else right now and if she's not home, the concern about a tree or guardrail is a real possibility.

How many dna samples of jizz will they find in your anus when your corpse is finally identified via serial number on the titanium rectum they had installed when your gag reflux was surgically removed?

 

[Murdy]

@Flynn

See what I mean?

Epic... Murdock... meltdown.

I'd like to take some credit for this but I acknowledge it's the booze and the drugs as a way to cope with a life of misery and over indulgence when it comes to raiding the refrigerator when things don't go quite as planned.

ewww

 

[wizer]

How many dna samples of jizz will they find in your anus when your corpse is finally identified via serial number on the titanium rectum they had installed when your gag reflux was surgically removed?

I'm trying to follow this.

If a person had their gag reflux surgically removed (presumably to allow them give better blow jobs) then why would a titanium rectum be required?

And even if someone did have a titanium rectum and were subsequently deceased why would a coroner analyze DNA samples?

 

[Murdy]

I'm trying to follow this.

If a person had their gag reflux surgically removed (presumably to allow them give better blow jobs) then why would a titanium rectum be required?

And even if someone did have a titanium rectum and were subsequently deceased why would a coroner analyze DNA samples?

I can’t wait until you’re dead and no one even talks about you here.


That will be the best.

 

[wizer]

I can’t wait until you’re dead and no one even talks about you here.


That will be the best.

You're an obese drug addicted drunk. I bet you smoke too.

I'm none of the above. Odds are I'll be around for decades after they fill in your grave.

 

[Flynn]

your chonies smell like eviction

Better than 3-day-old cheap swill, vomit, and urine.

 

[Flynn]

@Flynn

See what I mean?

Epic... Murdock... meltdown.

I'd like to take some credit for this but I acknowledge it's the booze and the drugs as a way to cope with a life of misery and over indulgence when it comes to raiding the refrigerator when things don't go quite as planned.

Yes, you can expect one of these every 5.5 weeks or so. It's always the same garbage with her...trying to be sexy by talking about ovulating.

 

[wizer]

Yes, you can expect one of these every 5.5 weeks or so. It's always the same garbage with her...trying to be sexy by talking about ovulating.

Murdock hasn't been back since the melt.

A bunch of gibberish over 2 dozen rapidfire posts in the Shoutbox and she was gone.

I sure hope no innocent people got between her, the car she was driving and the guardrail or tree.

 

[Flynn]

I sure hope no innocent people got between her, the car she was driving and the guardrail or tree.

It would be even more humorous if Murdy rode her pig aka Lily into town, I wonder what the total damage to property and people would be?

 

[Alticus]

It would be even more humorous if Murdy rode her pig aka Lily into town, I wonder what the total damage to property and people would be?

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[wizer]

It would be even more humorous if Murdy rode her pig aka Lily into town, I wonder what the total damage to property and people would be?

I can't wonder about anything now that thanks to you I've got this crazy mental image of Murdock riding Lily into town.

In fact I think I need to lie down I don't feel well all of a sudden.

 

[Flynn]

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Fuck off, perv!

 

[Alticus]

Fuck off, perv!

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