Whenever are cursed cat enters the house....

[Frood]

She immediately makes a beeline to wherever I'm sitting, pops a squat right beside me, then proceeds to vigorously lick her arsehole.

She's a filthy feline and I have no real time for her, but she does it time and time again, much to my disgust. Telling her off has no effect... I literally have to shove her to the floor, and then she tries to get right back up where she was and her sultana tongue bashings.

It's not even the proximity to me or the sight of it that REALLY bothers me... it's the noises. I still can't tell if she making those loud audible liquid noises through her mouth, her bumhole, or some varying combination of both through sound wave oscillations and a purring-orgasm mechanism.

My disgusting cat is basically a @Seamajor....

 

[X]

Weep would beet off and ask the cat if it’s balloon knot tastes good BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYA

 

[Frood]

Weep would beet off and ask the cat if it’s balloon knot tastes good BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYA

Aren't you the one who admitted to having used kitty litter fused to your pubes? I believe the screenshots are saved of it.

 

[X]

Aren't you the one who admitted to having used kitty litter fused to your pubes? I believe the screenshots are saved of it.

Yes, you did admit to sniffing dicks with cheese
Jack seen it
The cop seen it
You sir are a self admitted stinky hoop sniffer LOL

 

[Frood]

Yes, you did admit to sniffing dicks with cheese
Jack seen it
The cop seen it
You sir are a self admitted stinky hoop sniffer LOL

Lulz...

Screenshot of that?

 

[X]

Not needed, it’s well chronicled on the inferwebs for authentic authenticity

 

[Frood]

Not needed, it’s well chronicled on the inferwebs for authentic authenticity

So.... "no proofz"...

 

[Seamajor]

She immediately makes a beeline to wherever I'm sitting, pops a squat right beside me, then proceeds to vigorously lick her arsehole.

She's a filthy feline and I have no real time for her, but she does it time and time again, much to my disgust. Telling her off has no effect... I literally have to shove her to the floor, and then she tries to get right back up where she was and her sultana tongue bashings.

It's not even the proximity to me or the sight of it that REALLY bothers me... it's the noises. I still can't tell if she making those loud audible liquid noises through her mouth, her bumhole, or some varying combination of both through sound wave oscillations and a purring-orgasm mechanism.

My disgusting cat is basically a @Seamajor....

Are you comparing our lives and lifestyles? As for my cat poops in a specific place. Your poop wherever anywhere, including on your kids head. He eats fresh food too. I have a country and a passport.

 

[Seamajor]

Yes, you did admit to sniffing dicks with cheese
Jack seen it
The cop seen it
You sir are a self admitted stinky hoop sniffer LOL

Shocking and funny

 

[Reggie_Essent]

She immediately makes a beeline to wherever I'm sitting, pops a squat right beside me, then proceeds to vigorously lick her arsehole.

She's a filthy feline and I have no real time for her, but she does it time and time again, much to my disgust. Telling her off has no effect... I literally have to shove her to the floor, and then she tries to get right back up where she was and her sultana tongue bashings.

It's not even the proximity to me or the sight of it that REALLY bothers me... it's the noises. I still can't tell if she making those loud audible liquid noises through her mouth, her bumhole, or some varying combination of both through sound wave oscillations and a purring-orgasm mechanism.

My disgusting cat is basically a @Seamajor....

All that means is the cat knows you don't like cats so she fucks with you like a good troll would. By licking her asshole right next to you, she is showing you that she knows you don't like her licking her asshole right there, but she does it anyway to show you she don't fucking care what you think.

Cats are way smarter than doggos.

 

[Seamajor]

Yes Reggie. Plus they’re clean. It’s important for DD to lead a macho existence, after being a gal for a couple of years.

 

[Frood]

All that means is the cat knows you don't like cats so she fucks with you like a good troll would. By licking her asshole right next to you, she is showing you that she knows you don't like her licking her asshole right there, but she does it anyway to show you she don't fucking care what you think.

Cats are way smarter than doggos.

Cats are retarded. They're definitely not smarter than a good and well trained dog. Cat people prefer cats because cat people are also retarded (and infected with that cat fecal disease/parasite which causes mice to bush rush and want to be eaten by cats).

You people have a feline zombie disease.... it's so sad for me and my dog to watch happen.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cats are retarded. They're definitely not smarter than a good and well trained dog. Cat people prefer cats because cat people are also retarded (and infected with that cat fecal disease/parasite which causes mice to bush rush and want to be eaten by cats).

You people have a feline zombie disease.... it's so sad for me and my dog to watch happen.

Don't get me wrong. I love doggos too. Had my share of them over my years. But Cats pretty much take care of themselves. Doggos are too much fucken work.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

My neighbours cats are arseholes. When I'm up at 4am they take it as OK to start meowing outside my door. Ive started chasing them of, 1s got the message. They are a right pair of scaredy cats probably because they piss people of.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My neighbours cats are arseholes. When I'm up at 4am they take it as OK to start meowing outside my door. Ive started chasing them of, 1s got the message. They are a right pair of scaredy cats probably because they piss people of.

Just use the broom, Fred. One whack with a broom and the cats will scatter. After that all you gotta do is shake the broom at them and they'll run off.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Yes Reggie. Plus they’re clean. It’s important for DD to lead a macho existence, after being a gal for a couple of years.

Dinky Di is Aussie slang for a decent sort of chap, comes from "Fair dinkum". I looked it up the other day when I saw it was being used on a tin of dog food in the film Mad Max. Stick to cross dressing pansy for more clout.s

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Just use the broom, Fred. One whack with a broom and the cats will scatter. After that all you gotta do is shake the broom at them and they'll run off.

Dont call me Fred you fucking weirdo.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Dont call me Fred you fucking weirdo.

Oh. Sorry, man. I saw the avatar and thought 'oh, it's that Hobbit woman from the second world in the UK' and off I went.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at froods cat trying to gross him out, this is what a good old fashioned forum hex can achieve

 

[Fredricka]

Dont call me Fred you fucking weirdo.

This is what you get for trying to be my twin Change your av before larry cheeses you

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, you did admit to sniffing dicks with cheese
Jack seen it
The cop seen it
You sir are a self admitted stinky hoop sniffer LOL

I testify to that, under oath

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

This is what you get for trying to be my twin Change your av before larry cheeses you

The more retarded version is the more realistic version.

 

[Fredricka]

The more retarded version is the more realistic version.

It's so totally you, maybe you should keep it after all

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

It's so totally you, maybe you should keep it after all

Yea that trick aint going to work either Turdricka

 

[Seamajor]

Turdrica. Thats cute

 

[Seamajor]

She immediately makes a beeline to wherever I'm sitting, pops a squat right beside me, then proceeds to vigorously lick her arsehole.

She's a filthy feline and I have no real time for her, but she does it time and time again, much to my disgust. Telling her off has no effect... I literally have to shove her to the floor, and then she tries to get right back up where she was and her sultana tongue bashings.

It's not even the proximity to me or the sight of it that REALLY bothers me... it's the noises. I still can't tell if she making those loud audible liquid noises through her mouth, her bumhole, or some varying combination of both through sound wave oscillations and a purring-orgasm mechanism.

My disgusting cat is basically a @Seamajor....

Knowing you, the shack you live in, your retardEd kids, Frank, gender confusion, lack of medical attention, no legit passport, and lies, it’s an awesome fit DD

 

[Fredricka]

Turdrica. Thats cute

It's really not

 

[The Cuntess]

Cats are retarded. They're definitely not smarter than a good and well trained dog. Cat people prefer cats because cat people are also retarded (and infected with that cat fecal disease/parasite which causes mice to bush rush and want to be eaten by cats).

You people have a feline zombie disease.... it's so sad for me and my dog to watch happen.

I want one sooooo much. Hubby is like fuck no. He swears they pee everywhere and all the furniture here is new.

 

[Fredricka]

I want one sooooo much. Hubby is like fuck no. He swears they pee everywhere and all the furniture here is new.

I think its some male cats that pee everywhere, not the females. Typical isnt it

 

[The Cuntess]

I think its some male cats that pee everywhere, not the females. Typical isnt it

Men are the worst when it comes to peeing. Especially in the middle of the night. I wake up at 5am just to clean my bathroom