Age Call...I repeat Age Call!

Flynn

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To the good "people" of Bastard Factory, let's play a game. This game will be called, "How old are you?"

I understand there will be some poopy heads who will want to lie about their age to a bunch of complete strangers on an online forum like @Jack . With that being said, if you do in fact need to lie about your age then by all means, who am I to stand in the way of someone's bucket list.

Now, to the rest of you, sometimes I think we don't realize the ages of the posters we interact with on a daily basis. To me @Jack does not post like your typical 70-year-old. He posts like a 16-year-old who just ate 1 bag of pure unadulterated sugar. Do I remember that @Jack is old as fuck when I post up mean things to him? Of fucking course I do! That's partly why I bash him soo damn much. I'm taking out years of frustration everytime an old person pulled out in front of me in their 1940's Buick that's built like fucking tank and my everyday driver is mainly made of plastic which means I die, and they die of old age 2 days later.

I guess my hate for senior citizens goes back to the Covid days when the old geriatric fuckers would just stand in the middle of the aisles drooling, and smelling like @Alticus ' dirty diaper. Then when you run them over with your cart, all of a sudden it's elderly abuse. Whatever.

I guess what I'm really saying is that I hate niggers and old fucking ass people. Both of those groups need to be eradicated. When I say old fuckers, I mean anyone who is 80+. How old do people need to be? Some of these gas bags in their 60's can't even fucking walk, much less be a contributing member to society. So we should do away with anyone eighty and above, along with everyone named @Jack .

In closing please state your age honestly. Sometimes it's nice to know the ages of the people you laugh at on a daily basis.
 

Iggy McLulz

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To the good "people" of Bastard Factory, let's play a game. This game will be called, "How old are you?"

I understand there will be some poopy heads who will want to lie about their age to a bunch of complete strangers on an online forum like @Jack . With that being said, if you do in fact need to lie about your age then by all means, who am I to stand in the way of someone's bucket list.

Now, to the rest of you, sometimes I think we don't realize the ages of the posters we interact with on a daily basis. To me @Jack does not post like your typical 70-year-old. He posts like a 16-year-old who just ate 1 bag of pure unadulterated sugar. Do I remember that @Jack is old as fuck when I post up mean things to him? Of fucking course I do! That's partly why I bash him soo damn much. I'm taking out years of frustration everytime an old person pulled out in front of me in their 1940's Buick that's built like fucking tank and my everyday driver is mainly made of plastic which means I die, and they die of old age 2 days later.

I guess my hate for senior citizens goes back to the Covid days when the old geriatric fuckers would just stand in the middle of the aisles drooling, and smelling like @Alticus ' dirty diaper. Then when you run them over with your cart, all of a sudden it's elderly abuse. Whatever.

I guess what I'm really saying is that I hate niggers and old fucking ass people. Both of those groups need to be eradicated. When I say old fuckers, I mean anyone who is 80+. How old do people need to be? Some of these gas bags in their 60's can't even fucking walk, much less be a contributing member to society. So we should do away with anyone eighty and above, along with everyone named @Jack .

In closing please state your age honestly. Sometimes it's nice to know the ages of the people you laugh at on a daily basis.
You're old too, dummy. :Antagonize:
 

Reggie_Essent

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As I've said many times on these forums, I am 12,637 years old. I was born in a cave in France and some old guy named TWAP chiseled my birth certificate on the cave wall and then spit a mouth full of berry juice on the wall to make an outline of his hand to make it official.
 

Iggy McLulz

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As I've said many times on these forums, I am 12,637 years old. I was born in a cave in France and some old guy named TWAP chiseled my birth certificate on the cave wall and then spit a mouth full of berry juice on the wall to make an outline of his hand to make it official.
Ok, Daddy Reggie, we get it.
 
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Flynn

Flynn

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Here I am looking like I'm 40+ :LOL3:

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Flynn

Flynn

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Best I can do atm, i kind of like it.

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What even is that?

It looks like someone farted on the print while the ink was still drying. I mean I've seen carbon dating tests that look better than what you just vomited up.

What's up with all those lines of contrast? Are you wearing face paint? Have you fired back up your Boy George Tribute Band?
 

Cookius Monstarius

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What even is that?

It looks like someone farted on the print while the ink was still drying. I mean I've seen carbon dating tests that look better than what you just vomited up.

What's up with all those lines of contrast? Are you wearing face paint? Have you fired back up your Boy George Tribute Band?

It was either when I photocopied a passport photo and the lamination has a flashback moment or I auditioned to join the band Kiss.
 
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Flynn

Flynn

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It was either when I photocopied a passport photo and the lamination has a flashback moment or I auditioned to join the band Kiss.

Well, one has to beg the question...why in the fuck are you photocopying a passport photo?

You know, now I get why your bald ass is an ex-con. What else were you doing? Seeing if you could copy real English pounds? You know there's a safeguard for that, right?
 

Cookius Monstarius

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Well, one has to beg the question...why in the fuck are you photocopying a passport photo?

You know, now I get why your bald ass is an ex-con. What else were you doing? Seeing if you could copy real English pounds? You know there's a safeguard for that, right?
Its how the ID system worked here about 15 years ago Roger now quit your yammering.