Age Call...I repeat Age Call!

[Seamajor]

It's fucking highlarious, jack! Even Slopey likes to run with it. ;)

Yes, but I hate pilfered French fries, unlike you.

 

[Frood]

Those don't really exist anymore. Our local mall closed down years ago and they turned it into low income housing. Now it's still full of niggers, but no one buys or sells things anymore and there's no Food Court.

Australia still has malls and food courts but Amazon and Ubereats are taking over slowly.

 

[Murdy]

It's that trashy area in shopping malls dedicated to serving fast food and fake ethnic slop, generally with fixed communal seating in the large centre of the court.

did you come up with this *zinger* while you were lifting panties @ victoria's secret trying to avoid security?

 

[Frood]

did you come up with this *zinger* while you were lifting panties @ victoria's secret trying to avoid security?

The last time I set foot in a shopping mall it was a tiny regional one in the middle of nowhere, and in 2023. The sexiest shit they had for chicks was a surf shop that stocked bathing suits/bikinis and beach footwear.

"Victoria's Secret" in Australia is when chicks go commando, you stupid foreheaded bint.

 

[Murdy]

Hehe...what?!

I don't know whether to be mad or flattered.

imm good like that

 

[Iggy McLulz]

dafuq... where does one find a food court?

The Galleria Mall. They're planning on turning empty spaces into affordable housing. I'm fine with it, honestly. We have a large population of homeless people.

 

[Frood]

imm good like that

You're good like a fatberg is to a sewer....

 

[Murdy]

You're good like a fatberg is to a sewer....

this has overworked underfucked vibkezzz

don't you have a couch to fuck?

 

[Frood]

this has overworked underfucked vibkezzz

don't you have a couch to fuck?

Only if you have a Paki cab driver to suck who then charges you full fare at the drop off....

 

[Murdy]

Only if you have a Paki cab driver to suck who then charges you full fare at the drop off....

youre in a sheit mood... side chick cheating on you agaon?

 

[Frood]

youre in a sheit mood... side chick cheating on you agaon?

I dunno what you're trying to articulate...

 

[Murdy]

I dunno what you're trying to articulate...

don't play coy, its cringe af

 

[Murdy]

I dunno what you're trying to articulate...

if your girlfriend is out fucking other dudes while you're at home in bed with your wife... you don't need her!

 

[The Cuntess]

Diego makes more than you Reggie, as a deflated blow up doll.

WTF


Did you just call Diego your deflated blow up doll?!

You sick bastard!

 

[Frood]

if your girlfriend is out fucking other dudes while you're at home in bed with your wife... you don't need her!

The point of having a wife is not having a "girlfriend".... particularly after age 40. As a man, we really don't want to date or fuck you washed up single and morbidly obese hags with parental issues.

I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last female human on earth.

I'd pivot to my hands or cloven footed beasts if I lost said hands long before I EVER stuck you PIG.

You're nasty..... not only in mind and ethics. You're a monstrosity.

I'd even lay one out in @Fredricka 's gypsy loins before I'd jerk off on your fat five head.

Deal with it.