CNBC Headline: S&P 500 Is Little Changed as Traders Await Possible Hormuz Deal, Intel Shares Fall

[Alticus]

WTF? Do "traders" actually believe that Trump will meet all Iranian demands and Hormuz will reopen? What are they thinking? Are we in the twilight zone?

 

[Frood]

I pray for benign alien intervention....

 

[Seamajor]

I pray for benign alien intervention....

Is that where Frank came from?

 

[Seamajor]

WTF? Do "traders" actually believe that Trump will meet all Iranian demands and Hormuz will reopen? What are they thinking? Are we in the twilight zone?

Trump is confused, and between a rock and a another rock. Most know this war is to cover up his exploits on Jeffery’s island. It’s only cost 38 billion, and theyre asking for more. Pete Hegseth has developed a cocaine addiction, and the sailors and marines on the Abe Lincoln need a break, better food, and a reason why they’re there. Fuck, Ghisaline Maxwell is living better in jail. Just another Trump fuck up.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Has the media been alerted?