Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

Reggie_Essent · 2026-08-23T19:05:04-0600

Seamajor said:
True Reggie. Your portly gut fits in there well. Must feel comfortable.

Fuck you, Pineapple Boy, I've lost ten pounds since March, and I don't have a Diego manservant to do my exercise for me like you.

Garraty_47 · 2026-08-23T20:25:44-0600

Holliday 3000 said:
I am casting a write-in vote for Fredricka.
. I did not care for the party offerings.

You can write-in vote, people.
You don't have to waste a vote on candidates you don't like.

...or if you'd rather not be completely useless you can vote for Flynn or Cookie.

Write-ins for this election are even more insignificant than voting Green Party in the USA and infinitely more imbecilic.

Garraty_47 · 2026-08-23T20:27:05-0600

Fredricka said:
Garraty didn't like theboris bus, he's turning into a very hard to please president and I'm not sure if I like it, garrrigula :(

Then you know what to do, mushmellon.

Stop yapping and start changing your vote.

Garraty_47 · 2026-08-23T20:28:56-0600

Fredricka said:
Mr president garraty, can you do something about admins u tubes, they're very repetitive and just altogether shit, do you have a policy?

Here's my policy:
In a month that ends with 'Y' you can only see and respond to admin's YouTubes.

Enjoy.

Reggie_Essent · 2026-08-23T20:49:51-0600

I was leaning toward Flynn if only for the fabulous campaign posters, but more and more I'm thinking of giving my endorsement to Garraty.

With Garraty as President it won't be long before we see people here start coming down with GDS.

Garraty_47 · 2026-08-24T04:29:22-0600

Garraty_47 said:
Here's my policy:
In a month that ends with 'Y' you can only see and respond to admin's YouTubes.

Enjoy.

Did I forget to mention in every other month you can only see and respond to poasts by Seamajor, jack, and X?

Have fun.

Frood · 2026-08-24T04:32:08-0600

Landslide election! Flawless VICTORY!

Fredricka · 2026-08-24T04:58:17-0600

Garraty_47 said:
Did I forget to mention in every other month you can only see and respond to poasts by Seamajor, jack, and X?

Have fun.

I see the power has already gone to your head, these are cruel and unusual punishments. But you can't push me around like you did with jack, i was considering changing my vote, now I'm bringing in all my alts to vote for you hahaha ,there's no stopping this

Cookie Monster · 2026-08-24T05:47:31-0600

Fredricka said:
I see the power has already gone to your head, these are cruel and unusual punishments. But you can't push me around like you did with jack, i was considering changing my vote, now I'm bringing in all my alts to vote for you hahaha ,there's no stopping this

You mean vote for me!!!!!!

Fredricka · 2026-08-24T05:49:15-0600

Cookie Monster said:
You mean vote for me!!!!!!

What will you do for me?

Cookie Monster · 2026-08-24T05:52:37-0600

Fredricka said:
What will you do for me?

For you?

Hay my post was the first line in a list, there is lots you are going to do for me you wont have time to worry about your petty and insignificant needs.

Frood · 2026-08-24T05:54:22-0600

Fredricka said:
What will you do for me?

Cool your jets, Janet Jaxson....

Fredricka · 2026-08-24T05:55:52-0600

Cookie Monster said:
For you?

Hay my post was the first line in a list, there is lots you are going to do for me you wont have time to worry about your petty and insignificant needs.

I want 5000 thumbsups upfront and a promise to get jack, Seamajor and x assboxed. Those are my demands, then maybe I'll vote for you, maybe

Fredricka · 2026-08-24T06:36:39-0600

Btw whoever wins, I want some new emojis, I want a Nelson muntz haha one, a sausage one and an egg on your face one, obviously they'll all be used on jack. Tia

Holliday 3000 · 2026-08-24T08:31:58-0600

Garraty_47 said:
...or if you'd rather not be completely useless you can vote for Flynn or Cookie.

Write-ins for this election are even more insignificant than voting Green Party in the USA and infinitely more imbecilic.

...but really, the pharaohs were all aliens.
Fell better. LoLz

Dude, I understand you've been waiting to NO YOU! me for some time, but howz'bout you just rub a little dirt on that wound and walk on, boy.

Oh and PS: Talk about voter fraud. What idiot sets up a vote w/o restrictions on number of votes cast by a voter.
. Oh wait....I know....

Seamajor · 2026-08-24T10:03:46-0600

Reggie_Essent said:
Fuck you, Pineapple Boy, I've lost ten pounds since March, and I don't have a Diego manservant to do my exercise for me like you.

I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to upset your bullshit story. Fat man

Holliday 3000 · 2026-08-24T10:06:06-0600

Seamajor said:
I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to upset your bullshit story. Fat man

Everyone in the north loses weight in summer and gains in winter. He's trying to make the typical and ordinary seem extraordinary.

Seamajor · 2026-08-24T10:06:50-0600

Frood said:
He is putting you in the DD zone... lol

True. Dinky Dianna. A hard working woman with a vagina. I believe you DD. Wasnt that your aim?

Seamajor · 2026-08-24T10:13:21-0600

Just dawned on me. What’s the purpose of this thread, and why isn’t Scouses name up there?

Flynn · 2026-08-24T10:34:21-0600

Seamajor said:
Just dawned on me. What’s the purpose of this thread, and why isn’t Scouses name up there?

To have fun.

Because he didn't get enough votes in the preliminaries.

Flynn · 2026-08-24T10:35:59-0600

Fredricka said:
I want 5000 thumbsups upfront and a promise to get jack, Seamajor and x assboxed. Those are my demands, then maybe I'll vote for you, maybe

Vote Flynn!
Vote Flynn!

Seamajor · 2026-08-24T10:54:21-0600

Flynn said:
Vote Flynn!
Vote Flynn!

OK.

Flynn · 2026-08-24T11:29:41-0600

Flynn · 2026-08-24T11:34:15-0600

Flynn · 2026-08-24T11:44:33-0600

Joe · 2026-08-24T11:46:40-0600

Flynn said:
The time has come.

You, the netizens of Bastard Factory have spoken, and here are your candidates:

*Garraty_47
*Reggie_Essent
*Flynn
*Frood
*Cookie Monster

Voting will commence today, and the poll will end a week from this Monday at 7pm, where your new President will be sworn in.

To the candidates--Use this thread as a soapbox on why the people of Bastard Factory should vote for you. This is also where you will name your Vice President and head of Internal Security.

Same rules apply for voting qualifications from the last poll.

Goood ruck!

Is there a category for 'None of the Above' @Flynn?

Seems the only options listed are alt-right or Conservative minded.

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-08-24T12:18:43-0600

Joe said:
Is there a category for 'None of the Above' @Flynn?

Seems the only options listed are alt-right or Conservative minded.

If I was allowed to run, then I would've had a radical bong option platform.

Fredricka · 2026-08-24T13:41:10-0600

Flynn said:
Vote Flynn!
Vote Flynn!

Will you squirm as uncomfortably as garraty though?

Cookie Monster · 2026-08-24T14:02:50-0600

Flynn said:

In this picture flynn can be seen handing a pack of fentanyl to seamajor, just out of shot is cookie monster holding a baseball bat mubling "wheres my fucking breakfast?".

Flynn · 2026-08-24T14:07:11-0600

Fredricka said:
Will you squirm as uncomfortably as garraty though?

Does it look like it?

Vote for me and not that geriatric serial complainer.

Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

President Of Bastard Factory

Garraty_47

Reggie_Essent

Flynn

Frood

Cookie Monster

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