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That's from his personal collection which I hear is quite extensive.
Bastard Factory Presidential Election.
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Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
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Awww, don't throw in the towel. I know you haven't picked a veep, but could I volunteer for the position of Reichminister for Propaganda? I promise to make Joseph Goebbels look like a choir boy.
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/\ That's it! Everyone needs to voate for Garraty now. It's clear he'd be even better at doing nothing than me, and that's a tall order.
Vote for Garraty!
Vote for Garraty!
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Who cares what the mock mod thinks. Get real for a change
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No shit Sherlock
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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That's the fundamental problem: there was never a towel to be thrown.
It's not my fault BF is full of oblivious drama junkies who can't see the truth when it's scrawled with eight-foot tall all-caps on every flat surface because of the ceiling-high heaps of bullshit constantly emitted from their otherwise empty craniums.
Wanting a thing and getting the thing aren't the same, especially when the thing doesn't even exist and never did.
Buncha wankers.
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Flynn
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***Reminder to all nominees. You must name your cabinet...i.e...Vice President and Director Of Internal Security. Failure to do so will result in forfeiture.
***Amendment. GARRATY does not need to list a cabinet as one will be voted on by the forum should he be victorious.
***One last thing. Admin. sucks cock.
***Amendment. GARRATY does not need to list a cabinet as one will be voted on by the forum should he be victorious.
***One last thing. Admin. sucks cock.
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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There's still time to vote!
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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...
You're not funny.
I know you think you're funny but you're really not.
Leaning on that AI crutch has made you lazy and clumsy without it. I would expect something like this from Fred or one of the other lemmings who if it weren't for the BF hive-mind wouldn't have any thoughts at all. Now it seems you too are merely content to be a disappointment.
Too bad; so sad.
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Gar-A-Tee! Gar-A-Tee! Gar-A-Tee! Gar-A-Tee! Gar-A-Tee!
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I recommend Duhv and/or Raggedy Peasant to head Ministry of Propaganda because they are both adept at repeating lies in hopes that the repetition will make them believable.
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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I recommend you shut the fuck up.
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REJECTED !
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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- Medina, Washington
As Garraty's closest vote getter, I hereby concede to Garraty.
Congratulations to Garraty for being voted in Bastard Factory President!
Congratulations to Garraty for being voted in Bastard Factory President!
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. According to you there is still time to vote. You may bow out but the others may still find votes and surpass Parroty's total...or force a runoff.
..and speaking of runoffs, why don't you run off.
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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You can't do that.
I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
I'm almost nearly 100% positive you can't do that.
...
Can you? FUCK!
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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I can do whatever I want.
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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. Of course the fact here is that Parroty did not achieve (or has not yet) 50% of the vote, so there must be a two-way runoff election. Presently that would pit CM against Parroty. The eliminated candidates would do well to suggest their supporters cast their ballots for specific candidates.
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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Fuck. Off.
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Pedantic twats really are the worst, aren't they?
...almost as bad as puffed-up smarmy schemers who like to irritate people just for funsies.
Almost.
If this is reverse psychology you're doing A grand job. Don't worry about vice president etc, I'll appoint them
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Nah, I think he knows he's too weak in leadership skills to be president, so he's pretending not to want it thereby avoiding the colossal failure he would be. You see, it's reverse reverse psychology.
Tomorrow we get his manifesto, so we'll see
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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I don''t need to make any decisions yet, supposing I have to make any at all in the end.
I can guarantee you this much though:
You will never be granted any position of power or influence in a Garraty administration.
In point of fact you'll be lucky not to be tarred, feathered, and exiled within the first hour of the first day.
A Garraty administration would have nothing to offer you but suffering and humiliation.
On the bright side, it'll offer you a lot of them.
Bunches. All you can stand and then some.
You'd Sausage Fingers Dilf??
Hi garraty, I see you've been ignoring me,it's good to see you found your beak at last.i will be vice pres, I'm the best of a bad lot ,deal with it
