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[jack]

The ULTIMATE vanity thread.

/bows

 

[Flynn]

He also tells people to die, which is not very nice at all, add it to the ever growing list of charges. I think jack might ho down for a long time you know

I wonder if @jack will pull an Epstein and turn into Palm Beach Pete...I mean Alfred E. Neutrump?

 

[The Cuntess]

That will be up to Judge Garraty. I, of course, will ask for the maximum, but the Judge has the final say on punishment.

Nah he’ll go easy on him.

 

[The Cuntess]

Holligay, go shitspam some other thread dammit

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I wonder if @jack will pull an Epstein and turn into Palm Beach Pete...I mean Alfred E. Neutrump?

Wouldn't it be better for him to become Cunty McCuntalot, i. e. you?

 

[Flynn]

Wouldn't it be better for him to become Cunty McCuntalot, i. e. you?

How cringe.

You're not even funny nor clever. You're just...sad.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

How cringe.

You're not even funny nor clever. You're just...sad.

Tears of a clown.

 

[Fredricka]

Crime 1743, terrible av

 

[jack]

Crime 1743, terrible av

 

[Fredricka]

You need to stop following me till you change that av

 

[Fredricka]

My put on trial list - @Cookie Monster @Seamajor @The Associate @Krisspiss @Alticus . After jacks been tried in absentia, of course

 

[The Associate]

My put on trial list - @Cookie Monster @Seamajor @The Associate @Krisspiss @Alticus . After jacks been tried in absentia, of course

Shut it, street shitter.

 

[Fredricka]

Shut it, street shitter.

That's 2 of the reasons you'll be on trial

 

[The Associate]

That's 2 of the reasons you'll be on trial

Oh, NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Shut up, I said.

 

[Seamajor]

My put on trial list - @Cookie Monster @Seamajor @The Associate @Krisspiss @Alticus . After jacks been tried in absentia, of course

What trial list? Some imagination

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Shut up, I said.

Youre just thinking of the free meals you'll get during court proceedings, incha

 

[Seamajor]

Youre just thinking of the free meals you'll get during court proceedings, incha

Are you loaded on psychedelics? Over dosed?

 

[Flynn]

Oh, NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

I do also believe these were the Associate's words when told to get a fucking job.