Bastard Factory Forums Vs Jack (Docket #61255-7784)

[Flynn]

I am not and will not be president dammit but I can be the bailiff for these proceedings.

<ahem>

Listen up, screwheads.
This court is now in session. We'll start the festivities by having the AG formally read out the charges, followed by the presentation of the prosecution's case, after which the defense can have a go.

On your marks... get set... TRIAL!

Then who the fuck is going to be the damn judge and make rulings in these proceedings?

 

[Flynn]

Hey retard, ai has more different quality between types than price differences and I do subs to one. Tried 5 and this one best to date.

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Well isn't that good to know.


You are drunk again right?

So I had a typo coconut head, so sue me.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So I had a typo coconut head, so sue me.

Typo? Looks like a fucking avalanche from here Toots.

I bet you are stood up and bent over doing the Fentanyl dance right now yes?

 

[Flynn]

Typo? Looks like a fucking avalanche from here Toots.

I bet you are stood up and bent over doing the Fentanyl dance right now yes?

You're kidding me, right?

Must I pull up some of your braindead posts where you're making absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever?

Fentanyl? Dude, you're the one on parole and living at a clean and sober house. Give me a break Howdy Doody.

 

[Garraty_47]

Then who the fuck is going to be the damn judge and make rulings in these proceedings?

If you fuckheads want me to be a judge stop tying it to the "president" nonsense.

That's not a thing.

I'd say let the "president" do the honors but that would be, ah, ...jack.

Clear conflict of interest. lulz

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

If you fuckheads want me to be a judge stop tying it to the "president" nonsense.

That's not a thing.

I'd say let the "president" do the honors but that would be, ah, ...jack.

Clear conflict of interest. lulz

And not enough bribery going on.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I was going to start on my opening statement outlining all of tiny @jack 's horrible forum crimes, but I ended up writing a story about Juli's Hoo Ha insted.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I was going to start on my opening statement outlining all of tiny @jack 's horrible forum crimes, but I ended up writing a story about Juli's Hoo Ha insted.

Why don't you do your doctoral dissertation on hemorrhoids?

 

[jack]

Why don't you do your doctoral dissertation on hemorrhoids?

Fuck, that would be a novel in his case.

 

[The Cuntess]

CUT THE BULLSHIT CHIT CHAT AND START PROSECUTING THIS PIECE IF SHIT

 

[Flynn]

If you fuckheads want me to be a judge stop tying it to the "president" nonsense.

That's not a thing.

I'd say let the "president" do the honors but that would be, ah, ...jack.

Clear conflict of interest. lulz

Yes, CLEAR CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

Anyways, @jack would only fuck up the proceedings by attacking Fred from the bench anytime he could, so no.